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Dan & Arin Teach Us Everything About Everything - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]

Dan & Arin Teach Us Everything About Everything - Game Grumps Compilation [UNOFFICIAL]
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not so fast you fart you know the kid who who who played aladdin was uh dj's boyfriend in full house get out of here and there's an episode where they go to disneyland and he meets aladdin whoa uh i don't even know who that is robert goulet yeah you don't know who he is no he was like a famous crooner of the 60s and 70s yeah dude i was born in 87. he was also uh in naked gun two and a half he's the bad guy again again i was born in 87 okay so that means by the time i was able to formulate thoughts it was 2006. you've seen star wars right start the star wars movies those were the 70s and early 80s yeah but you know what that's a american classic have you ever seen this gif of hulk hogan riding a motorcycle down the road while a dude chucks a dog in a river in the background all right matt ryan please put that in oh you're thinking multi moves ahead you like deep blue the chess computer yeah gary kasparov this checkers

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you know what you know what this reminds me of uh i've taken you to dapper cadaver right yeah i love that place yeah yeah yeah there's this there's a store they do not have pizza i would not eat the pizza from there if they had it i mean um there's this really cool store in la called dapper cadaver and they they sell like really authentic looking corpses and weapons and stuff like that to tv shows and like there's just like horrifying gory monster things everywhere and like no matter how many times you go there anytime you have to walk through like a narrow path with a lot of gross monsters like on either side you're like you're annoyed no i meant to avoid you you know how the the noid came out of even like went away no do people even know what the noid is anymore well he was a mascot in old school domino's commercials there was a guy named the noid who would your up your pizza i guess and the idea was to avoid the noid anyway yeah well just a little friendly background information apparently yes yes of course i appreciate your insight great contribution so apparently what happened was uh some guy with the last name noid won a shooting spree what because he was a paranoid schizophrenic and thought they were making commercials about him that's impossible no that's the absolutely the truth are you serious yeah and they retired immediately after that what a downer i know and then he committed suicide hey welcome back to game

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welcome back to the sweetest game since root and tootin what the is rooney i don't know why i thought anyone would know what that was written tooting was a game in 1993 come on man 1983 uh that i used to play on my commodore 64. was a game yeah you are a tuba and you're like shooting notes around it's basically like pac-man except you're a tuba and you're getting chased by little guitars and other symbols and other instruments that's very nice yeah let me tell you something probably doesn't hold up that well really yeah because it's 1983 but i do remember that like every time you hit a note i was like well like atari graphics sound yeah that's hard audio graphics like gluten tootin baby by the way have you been to pennsylvania yeah so yeah there's there's philadelphia on uh the right and and pittsburgh on the left end and in between is what's known as pennsyltucky pennsylvania that sounds like that sounds like one of those like weird like mish-mashed thanksgiving dinner items pennsylvania like a turducken yeah exactly yeah yeah uh no it just refers to uh like that like ocean of corn that's in the center of pennsylvania wow and the amish live out there and so but one day do you know how the amish like do their thing when they're 18 do you know about this it's super interesting they're very conservative people in general i think um i don't know too much about them so i don't want to like pretend i'm like an authority but um because i was convinced pretty much from the beginning how dare you um but yeah the amish have this uh uh custom where when they're 18 years old they basically go out into the regular world and party it up like they're not allowed to um i don't believe they're allowed to drink they certainly can't do drugs but like for that one year when they're 18 they can go out and just do all that and go absolutely crazy and so they can't drink or do drugs on that day no no no they can't in general being amish it's part of their culture but um for one year when they're 18 they're allowed to leave the whole year the whole year and just go ape and then once it's over they get to make a decision of uh do they go back to the amish way of life or do they live in the normal world but if they decide to like live in with everyone else you can never go back to uh the amish way of life and you have to like say goodbye to all your family and friends and

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it's really crazy um i can't remember what the original story i was going to tell was but there was just a super hot uh amish girl and i was like yeah this is weird because like they dress incredibly conservatively and yet i was like i like you good times visualizing underneath the amish clothing yeah like but like the the way they dress is literally like that those jokes like oh she's showing ankle you know like it's that kind of yeah yogi bear you know well you know where it came from right the cartoon yes yeah there's there's a baseball player for the yankees in the 50s named yogi berra and uh whoop and where it came from yeah i always just thought that was a hilarious coincidence you thought it was a coincidence that there was a guy named yogi berra whoops well he's a bear yogi bear you always a name right right but that's that's what i'm saying like even yogi even even though when even when we were kids like and i was like well that's an amazing the baseball players named after the bear no other way around the bear was named after the famous baseball player um weird what if they're like so so is there gonna be like a cartoon right now called sammy soda sammy soda yeah first of all sammy sosa hasn't played baseball in like 15 years old yogi berra is dead probably he's not dead first of all secondly like when yogi bear came out like he was one of the most popular uh players in the world because he played for the yankees he played for those yankee teams with like mickey mantle and like if you've ever heard that name mickey manilow yeah mickey manilow dude you just billy mitchelled this cause i'm all the way at the beginning what the hell is billy mitchell billy mitchell was the guy who got the he was the first guy to get the perfect score in pac-man oh yeah i do remember reading about him that that's where you get like the broken screen what yeah the the the kill screen kill screws they call it what is it like impact man like 200 something what levels yeah oh i don't know yeah i just know the max score is like 99999 980. my god i think that's it one of life's simple joys is the boys oh god i used to listen to that song non-stop it is the funniest that's so good and it's much like any gay anthem like the at the time it's not apparent like ymca like my dad had no idea that was like uh talking about blowing guys at the ymca what what they just like to spell is it specifically about blowing dudes i mean i've never listened to the lyrics it's a it's definitely about guys at the gym okay like it uh i guess i never really thought about it hold on let me bring up the lyrics yeah please cause i this is something that i have not been exposed to it is no it is no secret that the village people may have been of homosexual preference i don't know if i don't know if you want to jump to those conclusions just because they have sex with guys just because they're constantly in the throes of sexual intercourse with the same gender as them young man there's no need to feel down i said young man pick yourself off the ground i said young man because you're new in a town or because you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy young man there's a place you can go i said young man when you're short on your dough you can stay there and i'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time they have

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for you men to enjoy you can hang out with all the boys it's fun to stay at the ymca how bad it is well you can just hang out with the boys it's just it's just a it's like a bro you can get yourself clean you can have a good meal you can do whatever you feel dang dude this sounds like a fun place those little circles up on the top yup that's the that's the japanese super nintendo logo no way yeah that's that is the the super famicom oh i like it yeah they put it on every controller akabeka baccaland abba caba eckback land there's an album by genesis called abba cab really yup and it was because uh all the the letters the first letter of all the names of the tracks when they like uh put them like when they listed them out it's spelled abba cab along the side oh yes isn't that an amazing rock fact that i just shared yes it it briefly took my mind off how much i hate this game oh dude you want to know something else i learned about aliens apparently the girl who played vasquez like the super tough female m

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e in aliens yeah she's the mom and terminator too oh definitely that but she also now runs uh a shop in la for women who need to get fitted for bras because they have uh large boobs hey guess what mr bad short-term memory you already said that on an episode of game did i yeah oh well it's also relevant sorry yeah no problem like the day you learned it you were so excited i was excited you like opened up an episode with it you were like welcome back i gotta say this oh it's funny have you ever heard george carlin's uh thing about like versus stuff no oh it's so brilliant now i encourage anyone i encourage anyone who's never listened to george carlin to listen to some of his like most famous bits because they really are it really is like comedic genius at work he's he's a revolutionary yo yeah but he was just talking about how like like how you have stuff and everyone else has buying short buying short if you think the market is uh ready to take a tumble buying short oh yeah that's when um you're basically betting against a company like when when you buy stock you you're betting on a company oh right when you short yeah when you buy short your bet isn't an option yes you can do that oh you mean a stock option yeah yes it is an option like run dmc in uh in walk this way when they're do you remember walk this way yeah like but the the version they did with aerosmith yeah yeah where they have like no laces in their shoes it actually it completely revived aerosmith's career wow yeah because in the in the early 80s they were they were pretty much done um steven tyler had up his voice because he used to this was his drink of choice after shows uh vodka with heroin in it oh my god that's why his voice sounds like that now like if you listen to dream on yeah yeah like he sounds like a normal human being dreamo yeah his voice is awesome i'm wondering why that was yeah now he's like i can't even pretend to do it but yeah that was from like years of insane drug use and damaging so their career was pretty much in the toilet and then run dmc uh who were for anyone who doesn't know uh the baddest rap group of the 80s of the mid 80s i would say um they did like a duet song with aerosmith and revived aerosmith's career and allowed them to do amazing songs like the soundtrack to don't armageddon miss that do most people know about youtube analytics about the graph of like interest and stuff like that well i don't know i don't know the layman does i don't know if people do so if you have a youtube channel um youtube will create analytics for each video that you put out a little behind the scenes info for you so it'll look like a normal graph and then there will be a line that follows the interest of how uh how into your video people are at various moments oh yeah it tracks like exactly every time that somebody leaves the video yep or every time like conversely every time they go back to watch something a second time so it's really useful in like comedy videos because you can see exactly like what jokes worked and everything like that and um and where you're losing your audience and stuff like that it's it's super interesting um the reason i bring this up is because i shench there will be a large dip right around minute seven to eight of this video so for anyone who doesn't know who fred phelps is i most people do he's he's dead now which is i guess pretty cool actually one of the one of the shittiest people to ever live in my opinion um uh the leader of the westboro baptist church who you don't want to be on the outside of that thing yeah just a bunch of lunatics that would like uh protest um you know nice people's funerals and say everyone is going to hell except them of course and i don't know i never get political on this show but i think these people are such that it's like you know what i think we can all kind of pull together on this one um but anyway his granddaughter left the church because she was like wow maybe people aren't like super shitty like uh like we've always said they are well i guess it was because she she like manned their twitter and then like people on twitter were really nice to her yeah exactly and she was like oh i just never spoke to people before so yeah um but then brian was like and i was surprised to find out so she left the church and she's cool now and uh apparently brian was like she's pretty hot i was like whoa no way so we took a look and she is an attractive girl uh here's a bit of trivia for you tom cruise's contract says that you can't use his likeness in anything other than the movie and promotional materials okay so any like game that has like is based on a tom cruise movie uh-huh you can't put tom cruise in it no yeah so that's why tom cruise isn't in this i remember that from the risky business game and the cocktail game where you're shaking up other various cocktails but like top gun doesn't have tom cruise in it wow minority report does not have tom cruise in it wow um and i'm just gonna go uh and there's no tom cruise action figures not a single one little dog was the one that introduced me uh to them little dog is crazy because they they start it it's this little thing it looks like a guinea pig with four weird legs um and it's this little black robot and uh they put it in front of like a bunch of jagged rocks and it crawls over the rocks but because the rocks are jagged and don't follow a pattern it like falls a bunch of times and so like once it makes it across with a bunch of trouble they pick it up and they put it at the beginning of the rock formation again and it has figured out how to place its feet so it like gets over effortlessly huh how crazy is that wait so like what's the practical application of that i don't fully know i mean i guess like the idea would be like if someone uh is like stranded on like a mountain or something and it's too dangerous to send people they'll send the robot to go save it but if it can't figure out what the to do the first time right it will have fallen to its death yeah yeah i don't know i guess you have to start somewhere with it you know like true because big dog can already do that can it really yeah you can just figure it out while it's doing it do you ever hear the black egg that is a weapon that ninjas would use um it was like a hollowed-out egg painted black for ninja usage and they would insert like dust like tiny little glass shards and then just throw it at someone's face just glass shards would be all in their eyes and that's awesome god damn it ninjas i was reading about um what's his name uh evil knievel's son uh uh robbie knievel eviler knievel yeah yeah yeah super evil sinister knievel he um they they analyzed his brain maybe it wasn't him but they analyzed a bunch of like daredevil's brains and apparently like they have some sort of um dopamine deficiency in their minds where like the times when they do something insane and intense like jumping across the grand canyon that's what they that's the way we would feel when we're kind of like normal you know yeah like they're constantly operating at an unsatisfied level of excitement jesus yeah so they so they're not seeking thrills because they love the feeling of thrills they're seeking thrills because the thrills make them feel like normally good wow ain't that crazy that's interesting yeah i mean are they like miserable dudes i don't know i don't know i can't imagine they're miserable but like and who knows i mean it's just a study studies are wrong all the time but i i thought it was an interesting thing to think about do people even know what the farsight is anymore did that guy die no he's still alive no gary larson is he like a hundred no he was young he was young when he was doing the far side really is he old now i don't well i mean he's older oh yeah gary larson that's right um gary larson did a hilarious comic strip uh in the 80s and 90s called the far side and it was all one panel it was really funny and um that and calvin and hobbes oh i guess it's just to get no i can grab onto the pole oh neat um that and calvin and hobbes both ended in 1995 and my friends still referred to that time as the year the laughter died they were by far the two best like uh cartoon strips but one of one of his things on the far side was uh like what we say to dogs and what they hear so it's like a panel of a guy yelling at his dog he's like okay ginger now uh don't go in the yard without my permission stay on the leash okay ginger do you know what i'm saying and then it's like what dogs here and it's the same panel and it's just blah blah blah ginger blah blah blah blah ginger did we talk about that that experiment that guy did no i i was listening to the nerdist podcast i think they were talking about this and they were saying like um there's a scientist i'll get the details of this wrong but the basic gist of it is he put an adult he put many many adults uh individually in a blank room with like no stimuli and no just like white walls and everything and then he did the same thing with kids and he asked them to like raise their hand when they thought a minute was up and the adults raised their hand uh much faster um than the kids so like essentially the the conclusion that they came to was that like we experience time differently as we get older um which basically days everything is shorter when you're an adult right and like when you're a kid like everything's stretched out possibly because you've had less experiences and like everything's a bigger deal and like there's more like new stimuli that you haven't seen before you're just processing things differently um so yeah just life that's why years seem to fly by faster when you're an adult than when you're a kid yeah which is by the way yeah it makes sense it makes sense but it's dumb i don't like it well cause like if like if you're seven then a year is a seventh of your life but if you're like 32 then a year is a 30 tooth of your life i don't want to take i don't want to take math into this dude i don't know about fracking i'm sorry i got fracty no it's okay i forgive you sorry i got but don't do that again i love fractal serious you're a fractal guy i i dig fractals i'm into them too i gotta say if somebody's like check out this sweet fractal i made which has happened by the way yes do does everyone know what fractals are i don't know i don't know why i thought i'd get a response there yeah for some reason when you said that i just imagined like fractals i won't describe it right but like they're they're visual representations of like equations where um you've probably seen them before they usually have like crazy trippy hippie colors to them but it's like an example would be like a triangle and then like in the in the center of each side of the triangle there'd be another triangle and then in the center of each of those smaller triangles there'd be another triangle um or the center of the sides of those little triangles and it just keeps on going and going and going forever and these are the fractals that look like trees yeah dude i watched the craziest goddamn science thing with sir arthur c clarke who wrote uh 2001 the space odyssey yeah and they have like stephen hawking and everything talking about the mandelbrot set have you ever heard of that uh no but it sounds hot that is the most mind-blowing i have ever heard wait i think i have seen the mandelbrot set yeah it's the first fractal that was ever discovered by this french guy mandelbrot in 1980 and again i don't know the exact details because i haven't finished watching the program but the gist i seem to be getting was that like life develops in these patterns um that can be like mathematically shown so like what they'll do is they'll take like a picture of a tree and they'll take a like they'll like square out a little chunk of the tree like the leaves and the branches and then they'll move it over to like a completely different part of the tree and they overlay perfectly because the way life grows and develops is based on this mathematical equation the mandelbrot said for anyone who doesn't know save the cat is a very popular book on screenwriting yeah on like the nuts and bolts of like what makes good storytelling well i'd say it's it's the book is more about selling a script yes yes it's very practical it's not about like writing a decent story it's about being like this is what will be most effective if you want to sell a script yeah the uh thomas lennon and um uh ben gurant from the state and reno 9-1-1 and all that stuff they've actually made most of their uh money on um uh selling scripts spec scripts well yeah they they wrote night at the museum and uh night at the museum too the museuming and like they they wrote a book called writing movies for fun and profit but the fun and is like crossed out so they they that was a very interesting book to read even though i have no intention of writing a script whatsoever huh oh i should read that you definitely should i think i have it actually really yeah i think i have it at my house interesting you can borrow it and or keep it wait so the guys that created reno 901 i mean it's thomas lennon is the gay cop oh yeah yeah yeah and and ben grant you've seen in a million things um but he's been in all like the state movies and everything like that state movies you never saw the state you've seen the state we've talked about the state before what the mtv sketch show that's where all those guys though that's where all the wet hot american summer guys came from what you've never heard of the state i didn't know they were from something i thought they were all just friends yeah dude you've never heard of the sideways house we've talked about the sideways house oh god like there's one sketch they do where like they live in like a a house that's sideways and like the thomas lennon comes in a business suit he's like honey i'm home and he comes through the window and like falls out of the ceiling and down to the floor and he's like ah damn you sideways house like his son is dead it's it's super fun that's awesome yeah oh there's the state what was this on it was on mtv in the in the mid 90s oh wow man mtv was like the king of weird subversive sketch comedy mtv in its time was extremely cool because mtv also had human giant right yes yes that's where they came from it's he's ansari and paul scheer and those guys yeah welcome to the hotel california yeah right that song is about cocaine i never knew that no not it's not no i thought it was no it's about the it's about um their career in california really yeah it's about like the the they've gone on record like at least twice saying that it's about like the music industry i'm gonna well if it's about the music industry there's probably cocaine in there somewhere you know what these weird little lollipop things look like coming out of the ground in the ceiling what do they look like uh have you ever seen like a national geographic type shows uh there are these plants that um they eat insects and there's a bunch of different ones but like piranha plants no no no uh mario oh yeah like like are you thinking of like venus flytraps yeah yeah yeah no these things have like these weird like sticky little lollipop looking things uh out of sticking out of them and ants like i guess they think it's honey or whatever so they go and like hey they're like hey i can party with this and then they get on there and they get stuck and they're like slowly digested it's gross hello whoa this sounds very contraish oh yeah dang it vert did the music for contra four what yeah vert you talented son of a he actually wrote so like as a fan he wrote like a contra fan song like he rewrote the first stage like a long time ago and then he got the job to work on contra four and then they used that song for the first level oh it's so awesome you can do that you can grow watermelons in cubes really yeah and they'll they'll take the shape yeah oh that's incredibly cool i'm consistently amazed at how good some people's vines are yeah i know what you mean because it's just like a little bite like you can get ideas out really quickly right right but like god they do so much with with a format that like allows so little you know yeah well it's like it's basically like a format that was invented by five second films oh yeah god what do they do anything anymore uh well they made a movie they made like a whole loot movie how long was it 10 seconds for anyone who doesn't know you've never seen goonies right no okay well i've seen plenty of clips of love junk and i've seen chunk do the truffle shuffle ah yes yeah but i did that other than that no i don't know it's about kids i guess yeah so it's a it was like it came out in like 1984 85 or something i was i wasn't even born then okay me neither what you were born for many years before that so like i just wanted to um uh it was just like the the ultimate like kids on an adventure movie it was like produced by spielberg it was about these kids in oregon who um in oregon yeah yeah that uh why was it called the goonies the goonies was the name of like their little group of like friends who went on like little adventures and stuff why did they call themselves the goonies because they were like outcasts and losers and like yeah oh no and like back in the day it was like you're goon yeah yeah exactly exactly so that's how it all started man and like it was just a wonderful movie and then i played this game for oh barry could you put up a picture of barry bonds when he first started uh with the pittsburgh pirates in his career and then like later after he did a ton of steroids with the san francisco giants his head is the size of a basketball whoa look at that head that is a melon why why does he call himself steely man uh it's two guys and steely dan is actually a um it's a medieval it's a horrifying medieval torture weapon really yeah the steely dan yeah i don't remember what it does i just remember it's awful if you ever like uh shoplifted something which i guess would be the chapstick would you be like i'm steely day okay check this out so this is this wandering adventure right here this was actually uh uh um the two best friends play character no yeah cause they like pooled money and then they donated to the kickstarter to get a character in the game that's awesome let's beat his ass their guy baz i think his name is did they design him yeah oh it's killer you know when you see flies like um they'll land somewhere and they'll kind of like rub their legs together yeah i did not know this but like because you think of flies being these like dirty disgusting monster things but they're actually like super clean um and what they're doing is like they the way they stick to things are these little like fibers on their legs yeah yeah um so when they rub their legs together like that like they're actually like getting rid of like the little dust particles that get on the fibers every time uh they land somewhere so and they'll also like put their legs over their head so like flies of all creatures are actually like in a constant state of like cleaning themselves that's awesome how weird is that yeah wow yeah very nice next time on knowledge grumps what's the difference between sympathy and empathy sympathy i don't know i like how i immediately start sentences like i know what i'm talking about and then your brain's like no you don't what stop stop you don't know you're an idiot you don't know yeah this is being recorded you can't just say like you usually do empathy means that you i don't know yeah i'm gonna look it up it's like the same thing maybe maybe there's synonyms in them so yeah i bet they're synonyms but synonyms aren't always the same you know what i mean what do you mean like they're not always the same they're just similar that's why they're synonyms because they're similar we should stop saying facts like we know them well empathy meaning empathy the ability to understand and share the feelings of another okay that was empathy yup sympathy feelings of pity and sorrow for someone else's misfortune oh ah okay so there you go okay yeah empathy is a connection to whatever the person's feeling sympathy is like more like you feel bad because they're feeling bad i see interesting wouldn't sympathy inherently be like sympathy leads to empathy if you're feeling if it makes you feel bad that they're why don't i look up difference between sympathy and empathy empathy versus sympathy i wrote symphony you would like go dude you should you and i should learn to play go well i know how to play go but you should learn how to play go what's go go is a is an ancient i believe it originated in china um it was an ancient game of uh territory capture okay um and it's it's considered to be one of the simplest yet most complex games of all time really yeah like all you do is uh one team is white and one team is black and you just place stones and that's all you do really but you have you want to like surround territories and like you know the other player can invade your territory and you can like capture the pieces that are surrounding it that sounds delightful oh i just stabbed that uh it's a great film starring ellen page and patrick wilson hard candy yeah i've never heard of it good great film so it's pretty intense did you ever play that board game splat no it was like it was like a board game where like you had to make your little your little guys out of clay that you play with and then you'd land on a splat spot and then somebody else in the game would be like yeah and they get the little mallet and then they could smash your little clay dude splat spot and it said splat that was it i love it this is a shitty board game like strom thurmond you know him that's super old politician he died i think but he was like 102. and like oh my god yeah he didn't know the name of it's okay he was like super racist he was kind of a dick oh okay but like uh yeah but like he had a cool name yeah he didn't know um he couldn't quite grasp the concept of microphones so he would always be like can you speak into the machine i hate black people do people know what dennis the menace is or do they uh is it too far gone dennis the menace was a cartoon not cartoon sorry it was a comedy show in the 50s probably yeah it was a live action show yeah live action show by the way can i just say really funny show but yeah it was a live action show from the 50s and this kid dennis the menace uh who's a blonde toe-headed kid uh just uh oh yeah toe-headed uh that just means like white blonde oh yeah toe as in like that was like like a 40s racial slur no no no tall head it's i think it's i looked this up once it's like uh it comes from like the uh like when they were grinding wheat or something like that like that was called toe and it had like this really like white yellow color to it um yeah but it does sound really inappropriate all i wanted to say about the show itself was that it's this kid he would terrorize mr wilson who is his uh old next-door neighbor oh yeah yeah and and he really wasn't a no he's like dick like dennis was yeah the kid was an jesus this game sucks ass back when people with money could travel the roads or the church was transporting idols gold etc way back when the poor would resort to holding up the coaches horses wagons etc oh told you yeah you're right god this is a horribly written thing um famous thieves include robin the hood uh which is where the american term hood or hoodlum comes from oh and dick turpin dick turpin dick turpin who is probably the first quote-unquote highwayman saying the phrase your money or your life damn these are british references generally these days the term highway robbery refers to a payment you have no choice but to make there there and then i.e no bargaining just a total handover of all that you have the story goes there's this uh native american chief i'm gonna this up i'm bastardized this but the basic idea is there's a native american chief and he like goes away from his tribe and he's sitting up on uh up by himself on like a mountaintop and he's just up there for like hours and hours and uh finally someone goes to check on him and they're like chief what is going on what's the deal and he's like there's a war in my mind um there's these two wolves and they're fighting for my soul basically one wolf is white and he represents all of my strength and self-belief and attained desires and the other wolf is gray um and he represents all my doubts and my fears and my self-sabotage and so and they're at war and uh my soul isn't at peace until one wins um and so the guy asks him which one wins and his answer is whichever one i feed love that story that's a good story super good and it's super true too have you ever seen hitchhiker's guide or read the books no oh you'd love it um it's uh they get captured this is right near the beginning they get captured by these aliens and one of the things the aliens are known for is the worst poetry in the universe and it's like oh freckled grunt buglies well the first time i'd the first exposure i ever had to hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy were like i guess they did it as a radio play on the bbc and my uncle got it for me on cassette tape oh damn and that was my first cassette tape uh next to def leppard's hysteria of course that i listened to so much that it like warped so like during that scene in particular it was like oh freckles but they did like the voice actor who did that did throw in all those weird like sounds it's really really funny halos herbal gavel for bits yeah so the avalanche is australian djs and they're badass and get it um yeah they put out one album and they haven't put out another album in the 15 years since because their first album had like 3 000 samples from other records on it and so they're so like legally entangled that they can't put out another album wow but that one album is awesome oh man you know a bullet can't go very far in water that's about to be very useful knowledge if you if you dive down like a couple feet then bullets can't get you pretty cool right the coolest hey bobby is bill's son that's the theory yeah what yeah they like look alike they act alike and uh hank has a narrow urethra yeah and bill has a weird thing for peggy oh no yeah that'd be so yeah apparently i haven't seen the finale yet because they took it off netflix like a bunch of okay but apparently in the finale there's like there's like weird foreshadowing for that really yeah wow yeah for anyone who wants to see it mr show which was uh david cross from arrested development and bob odenkirk from breaking bad uh they had a show in the 90s uh called mr show it had jack black on it tenacious d would make tom kenny yeah tom kenny was in it i forgot about that and his wife it's super funny uh and thanks they had this one they had this one thing called the audition which was actually shown um in my in ucb like in the comedy school i went to as like an example of how to like write a hilarious sketch really yeah yeah it's pretty brilliantly set up so for for those of you on this part right now right before the abyss washers box fight this is actually a really good place to grind uh which i've which i have been doing i've leveled up i think five or six times now it's not as good a place to grind as the club there you go oh that's not i mean the monkeys with the giant boners giant boners yeah they have that but bonobos yeah yeah really those are the monkeys that like on the reg oh no i only know them because uh there's a there's a cool electronic group called bonobo oh my god really yeah i didn't know i didn't know they were red monkeys yeah bonobos are the monkeys that have like big big big big big wieners that are constantly hard all the time wow and they um they communicate like by just having orgies really screw all the time that's how they communicate yeah it's fantastic so like if you go to like a bonobo commune yeah if you're ever invited to a bonobo party wear your finest silk and robes bring the lotion google google bono bro next time when you have a chat or be no bro supper no bro can i can i do that right now did i cut yeah go ahead will people be offended if i look up monkey orgies during game chris oh no not at all okay good oh man it's just what they do she's got her legs wrapped around oh oh oh and that's that's like one of the very few races of of um animal that that like they give each other blow jobs too oh that's awesome oh my god they're like the french yeah they're just constantly they'll just like walk up and just be like all right i guess this is happening here we go let's do it oh my god the little kid monkeys yeah of course wow they're just in it to win it man they're totally i'm dude i'm happy for these guys if only we were all like bonobos they don't even stop eating oh yeah oh my god i told you it's like it's like they're they're they're sitting down and chatting with a meal is like this is on believable having a honky monkey sex oh my god by the way in under like weird news stories of the century do you remember the show alf right oh yeah do you know that the dad from alf was arrested and caught on film having gay crack sex yeah there's a lot to ingest in that all gay sex is crack sex where else are you gonna put the wee wee boom aaron some of your finest work thanks man thanks i can't wait to listen to mushroom run and nobody would ever be offended by anything but no the dad from alph was on crack uh having gay sex did was it in the video he was consuming crack yes oh okay yeah he smokes the crack and then he has sex with a dude and nothing wrong with having sex with a dude in and of itself but you shouldn't do crack and also you shouldn't have a wife and kids while you have great crack sex oh oh that's right we're going to talk about milli vanilli does every do people know about them anymore or is that blown over seriously want to talk about millie vanilli i mean just to tell people what it is because if you're 15 you were not alive when that happened yeah all i know about millie vanilli is that what were they on saturday night live and then they um use the backing or something oh no you're thinking of um ally simpson yes yeah jessica simpson's sister um and then she did the middle evenly dance and then she yeah that's right yeah i felt bad for her on a monday oh that that that's that's gotta be an embarrassing thing um but it's fine uh yeah millie vanilli actually the two guys so they were a huge pop group uh in like around like 1990 something like that very handsome black dudes each with dreadlocks um and uh then one day it just came out that they did not sing the songs that they were famous for what yeah it was like a completely different group of singers who were not as pleasing to the eye and then some like marketing guy uh was just like yeah we'll just have these like models basically they were male models um pretend to sing uh sing the songs and be the band dude they have massive hits no way baby don't forget my number uh girl you know it's true blame blame it on the rain like all those were like international number one hits wow yeah so what happened to the guys that actually sang the songs they um they're still a group i think they're like these r b singers oh it's like a group of five people um wait so millie vanilli it's two dudes so there were five dudes covering them no i like the two how shitty they were the two people who were singing the songs i guess are like part of a larger group of like five people and then jonathan taylor thomas was like i'm gonna have a career did he he did for like a couple years good for him and then he vanished he was he was simba dude jonathan taylor thomas was simba yeah you didn't know that i did not he's gonna be a mighty king so anybody would beware it's interesting i learned that in advertising like there's two ways to uh try to entice people to buy your um to either price it low like that or to price it super high so it becomes like a status symbol that you bought it like that's how rolls-royce did it rolls royces are not actually like superior cars in any way in like with like drivability and they just um they just cost like 50 times as much as a normal car so like to get a rolls royce was like oh i'm driving a rolls royce no he's a tanooki uh yeah which is a japanese bear with gigantic testicles okay wait all right i'm not i don't recall that last part i don't know while there be being any specific like genitalia specifications yeah is it really tanooki's have giant balls really yeah wow all right i was under the impression that iraq tanuki was raccoon it's it's a different like species all together uh i you know what i'm actually not too sure if it's real or not i i think it might be a mythological creature i don't know i like to have the rush of battle not me i'm like an ankylosaurus i like to just huddle up into a little protective ball and then club you i never thought that would be happening again with undead monsters dude that's called uh motifs yeah it's true that is called uh theming i made a video about that once what was the theme of it themes you're like kenny g when he does that infinite oboe he's just like breathing in and out at the same time oh that's crazy he can do that yeah wow he's held like a like a note on his bassinet like bassinet 40 minutes or something what yeah that's crazy i think he could just go forever if he wanted to what are they like the crows in japan that like pick up yen coins off the ground and then buy soda with them what yeah explain that to me they're they're like city crows that just got so smart that they like pick up change off the ground and then put it in vending machines you can't to get up yeah that's amazing i know birds are really smart oh my god well if you if you believe uh a lot of the scientific theories they are just dinosaurs oh yeah so they technically have been around for millions of years so they've been they've been watching yes they learned a little something so humble brag was this thing started on twitter where like they would retweet uh humble breaks that they saw celebrities or famous people doing and they're hilarious like there was one i think it was drake or somebody somebody like that like some kind of r b guy being like oh man i can't believe it i just won uh a vma but i'm still online at kfc like everybody else haha retweeted by humblebrag bag it up everybody oh yeah be safe be safe out there i feel bad for the people that have you got syphilis this is from like a blood transfusion or some can that happen i think they're like checked extensively there's i mean there's some there's like hiv you can get that from like blood transfusions and stuff really well i can't detect it no maybe i mean maybe they're they're much better now but um that's what the dude who played predator in the movies died from oh god oh you told me that yeah he was in a car accident and he needed a blood transfusion and the blood he received was uh tainted with hiv jesus it's just not right fair but he was badass that dude cause like anyone who's seen predator knows that scene like where he's fighting schwarzenegger at the end and like schwarzenegger is a fairly big dude predator towers over him oh yeah and he was like a huge black dude right yeah kevin it was either kevin michael hall or kevin peter hall i can't remember what it is um but like he was like this super sweet like nice uh dude who happened to just be like like six foot nine and massive what a badass yeah he was super cool and uh i loved his work in predator and to a lesser extent predator 2. but that is not his fault oh yeah sure scary abusive the word decadent comes from the word decay is that right yeah which means decadence means like it's really bad for you uh but people use it in like a like a luxurious like there's so much deliciousness kind of right like right now he's very decadent yeah he's about to be decadent forever sure i would like a pat and then she grabs your boob and smashes it on a plate what a pap smear oh i didn't that's not what that is aaron you're thinking of a mammogram oh okay a pap smear is uh vaginal i believe oh okay yeah that shows how much of not a girl i am yeah well you if you have girlfriends oh i miss a trip to maine so close god the place where the farm potatoes they do not they do roast the county maine are you serious yeah it's the number one potato are you gonna embarrass me and school me on main facts in front of everybody whatever dude have you ever heard tubular bells that is one of the most uh i think it's from the 70s it's like one of the most famous uh prague albums of all time um it's this dude uh who just played these bells and uh they're crazy like he spent like most of his life working on this one album and uh it's powerful it's super good yeah tubular belts tubular bells i can't remember his name um so he was using tubular unironically and literally yes exactly exactly it's funny too because i remember when my friend bought the album like uh it just said this album is not subliminal on the back and i think that's probably like a mistranslation from another language but we were like what the does that mean and so like when it came on like it was real quiet at first and my friend was just like kill your parents i like superheroes that no one else liked like my favorite was dark hawk the is dark he sucks honestly he's the worst i am fully aware that he sucks as a superhero but i love him wait what was his powers that he's uh not as bright as other people and also a bird yeah he's the power to be not as good as other superheroes he he was just like this blue like robotic kind of like thing with hawk wings he had like an amulet in his chest and it would blast energy i i don't know he didn't he didn't really do much was he like a marvel guy he was a marvel guy so did he hang out with like spider-man yeah he was like he was like a buddy of spider-man george man sometimes he would like uh frank man sometimes you would be like with the new warriors sometimes like they actually this should be a good indicator later in his like years uh they put him in a group called the league of losers that's for real that's totally for real it's like all the the rejected superheroes but they're totally serious or whatever speed ball is another one he was just fast and he bounced around i loved superheroes like that he was just fast and bounced around he did that's what he did did you know zz top they're two like two of their biggest songs one was called legs and the other was called tush i'm just looking for some tash if they if they so are you saying if they wrote songs about every body part i'm just wondering if they were working their way up like it was gonna be boobs next or like hips do you know the longest word you can type with the top row of keys quirked you up no it's typewriter oh my god how cool is that right that is cool wasn't this a special type of thing you were telling me about oh yeah mode seven mode seven yeah i love it mode seven is what it's it's the um on the fly ah it's the on the fly uh skewing of uh graphics and only super nintendo had it yeah at the time yeah like it was like final fantasy like airship yeah yeah kind of so you just you would just have a map laid out of tiles and then it could skew the whole thing oh i love it such a cool look it's also how they did the like the growing and shrinking of the last boss that we fought oh neat do you ever see uh ski school no oh there's there's one character in it it's a ridiculous movie like that there's one character that has like he has like masks tied to the side of his head either side and one has like red hair and one has green hair and he keeps turning his head when he wants to talk as one of those people he's like a schizophrenia and uh uh schizophrenia is not a word is it um is it yeah he's schizophrenic and uh and so like he keeps turning his head and he's like he's at the top of the mountain like ready to do mount nasty for the equivalent yeah and he keeps turning his head like arguing and he's like i'm gonna do it and the other one's like i'm scared and then he turns his head he's like you can't yes we can't take you anywhere it's a weird movie that's not schizophrenic that's uh mpd multiple personality dude yeah someone told me that uh the the voice actors in this game had absolutely no direction they were receiving uh their orders from people who barely spoke english so they just had the scripts and and no idea what the context of what they were saying was really yeah so they were just saying their lines and that's why everything sounds so completely like disjointed and weird what are you saying soonik i was actually reading that um something like an absurd number something like 85 of all ceos of major corporations are six foot two and taller so like yeah so like they will um they'll like just based on your height and the the presence that you have um people like respect you more it just shows you how it is because there's no way that tall people also happen to be the smartest most capable people out there chances are very slim well i guess i'm glad i'm six foot two then me too hey and you run a company just like a fly takes off you didn't know that what flies take off backwards do they really yeah how how how do you know this because i looked it up on wikipedia anyway they like when you say backwards do you mean butt first yeah really yeah they never like go forward when they take off they go take off backwards so they kind of like do little push-ups little fly push-ups yeah i guess to launch themselves into the air oh you mean when they like land and they go like that yeah what i mean you know what i mean that's what you were talking about right no no i'm talking about if flies take off like let's all right all six legs of the fly are like on the ground if his back legs are going up first then the last pair of legs to leave are the front two which makes him do like a little like like little push-off situation as he launches into the sky i think maybe he just like goes backwards and all of his legs leave the ground at the same time oh that could be oh man they're having a good time have you ever read those things that like um uh a lot of like the the languages in star wars take pieces of like african language and they're like the ewoks when they're dancing at the end are actually saying something like it smells of cereal in here like there's another part yeah there's another part where wookies not wookies but one of the other aliens are saying something in african like there are many elephants standing on my feet well because i never really dug album covers they all seemed kind of trashy to me oh cause there was there was kind of like a gross picture of like something gross oh no there's so many amazing ones and or like or like a really elaborate art which i'm not too into i usually like more simplistic art have you ever seen uh the argus by wishbone ash the album argus no it's awesome is it yeah it's really simple kind of reminds me of this a little bit that must be why i thought of it and um uh it's just like some kind of like medieval soldier like on a on a cliff like looking off into the distance with a spear barry go ahead and put that picture up i'll show it to you in a second ah oh it's beautiful i can't see it right now patronize me for the people at home wow look at that art yeah so that was one i loved and the other one was tarkus by emerson like and palmer which is this crazy like armadillo tank they're both from like the early 70s oh huh uh supposedly uh the character in argus was like one of the inspirations uh for the design of darth vader oh yeah because he has one of those cool like old medieval helmets with the big like you can't see my face you can't see it interesting yeah i love it i never i never huh i never knew that there was a company called hip i'm sure it's pronounced hypnosis but it's spelled hypnosis oh come on like it's not like yeah exactly um and uh they did a lot of the most amazing album covers in the early 70s they did like pink floyd's dark side of the moon oh okay yeah like super iconic so they they did that one as well interesting yeah i love them all i was gonna say was a lot of these album covers looked better like in the 70s because they were on vinyl so they had giant like they were giant records instead of like pieces of art yeah yeah so you could really appreciate them a lot more yeah and i had for those at home who were pissed off at me for not knowing about dragon ball z um in the burst limit game i have educated myself and now i know a lot more really like did you know that the main guy from dragon ball z he's named goku meanwhile the kid's actually like i've got safe fighters dance get a doctor you've got what saint vitus's dance what is that that is like that crazy um oh it's up it's a disease that it was more i was gonna say it was more popular in medieval times it was never popular uh it was more prevalent in medieval times but like it essentially causes like a seizure like effect in the victims and it looks like they're dancing but they're actually in great distress wow so you actually do like moves and yeah yeah well i mean it's not like you're moonwalking yeah yeah but you just spasm and yeah man i gotta look up a youtube video of that it's up it sounds up yeah but that kid had it whoa how improved are these graphics over the original a million billion yeah it really looks good yeah i uh i think the like the polygon count on the environment isn't changed i think it's changed on the characters but um it's the textures are all the same but they're high-res now yeah it just looks good and they added like they added some lighting effects like they added that like black glow around everybody yeah and then uh there's like bloom when that when there's light it like kind of blooms out a little bit yeah yeah well you know the idea behind it right they're new zealand yeah they're new zealand guys one of them was in outback commercials and the other one i don't know that's not correct but no no that's true oh maybe it's 100 true okay i'll take your the one with the glasses was an outback commercials and he was like you you want a steak blooming onion come on dandy they're not australian those guys i know but they were in the commercials that's awesome well he was i love it they're a folk comedy duo from new zealand trying to make it in america and they have like the world's most inept manager who's also from new zealand and uh he's always trying to like convince people how great they are but he doesn't like believe it himself because he's a terrible manager so he's just he's talking to like a record label guy or something and uh and the record label guy's like man they're pretty good he's like yes the music is good is it yes of course they are good are they yeah um the guy who invented the virtual boy uh his name is gunpei okoye he was uh he was the head of one of the r d divisions at nintendo was he ritualistically murdered he he made the game boy he was a very successful um game designer a very smart guy yep um and he invented the virtual boy it was a huge flop and then he got hit by a car and died next time on game girls oh my god are you serious yeah oh no i i really don't like thinking about the genitalia of of uh famous video game characters you don't like his four-headed penis what echidnas have four-headed penises what did you not know that they have one penis and then at the end it has four heads what what's that up that's some hentai kid in a penis how do you spell the kidneys i n d i l i is that what i thought he was a freaking hedgehog as in sonic the hedgehog at least knuckles penis has four heads i don't know what a hedgehog penis looks like okay well he only has two heads i'm about to find out looks like i can add ed hedgehog penis to my amazing google search terms i'm just a kid now look i'm a kid in the penis all right i'm getting there you're not going to be like you pay attention you pay attention to the plot i'll look up animal dicks here it is yep it's got four heads oh it's a nightmare not only are they four heads they're like they're like red and swollen oh no first of all if you look up a kidney penis the first thing you will see is a youtube video called the world's most terrifying penises so i was like why is it hard to pee when you have to pee so bad and he's like oh it's because like your bladder is like expanded and your muscles like don't even know what to do at that point like they really can't even like get a hold on anything that sounds terrible yeah you should yeah you should definitely do that yeah it's like there's a certain point where like it gets too big and your muscles are like i can i can't even muster the pressure did you have hyper color when you were a kid hyper color that was where it was a type of t-shirt where like it was like oh here we go eat a dick i am the one who must eat a dick no it's fine it's fine it's fine i've eaten dick many everything's cool damn it um yeah it was it was a t-shirt that reacted to heat so like if you touched it if like you put your thumb on the t-shirt where your thumb was uh it would change color oh yeah yeah so you'd see kids in like the schoolyard with like a green shirt but a giant purple handprint in the middle that like would go away throughout the lunch period do you know what the smallest word or smallest sentence in the english language is sup no oh go oh or yo no was it doesn't have a subject and a predicate you just go no go has an implied subject because it's a command i mean i could if you yeah i've eaten a lot of sinks but not kitchen sinks there's something i've peed in the kitchen sink i think really probably oh that's where food goes aaron that's where the gross disgusting bacteria goes but that's where your hands go to get clean under the faucet that's so is the bathroom sink you got me there the whole difference is this you're right pee on everything in fact just pee on your hands save time pee is sterile so it it's not gross there are like old school catchers in baseball like the way they would rough up their hands and get it tougher is by peeing on them what ain't that some no way like they don't do it anymore now they have stuff but like they have artificial p now yeah yeah now they get another guy they're rich ballplayers make a lot more these days yeah game of thrones is not network television games to throw game of thrones has sex position for god's sake sex position yeah have you ever heard that it's when they're they're having sex and they give exposition correct that one of the things the creators of that show came up with well i don't know if they came up with it or they just use it um is this concept of anytime you have to get a great deal of information out that's important to the plot uh just have someone explaining it while two people are having sex in the background and uh it really works the name nevada comes from the spanish nevada meaning oh meaning snow covered after the sierra nevada snow-covered mountain range huh well this is unfortunate aaron i learned something today i told you yeah thanks for that they when they were designing metroid they built a lot of the boards around uh the the alien world by h.r gieger and that was part of the reason they decided to make samus a woman because of ripley do you remember learning directions in school and they taught you about tertiary directions and you were like that word is hilarious and i don't know how to make a joke out of it did you know what i'm saying uh yeah but tertiary i learned tertiary before about um colors oh yeah i guess any kind of like spectrum it could work on so wait remind me there's north there's northwest and then there's northwest and then between northwest and north that's the tertiary direction yeah north north west yeah north yeah yeah okay jersey chicken lady on kids in the hall oh yeah yeah where like she brings a guy like back to her apartment and she's like here's a picture of my mom and here's a picture of my dad and the picture of her mom is a picture of a chicken and the picture of her dad is like a farmer like angrily trying to cover the camera lens did you know mountain dew released the red white and blue where they just took their red white and blue mountain dews and mixed them together are you serious yes that can't be real it's totally real wow man god we up constantly such as how uh tom sawyer and huckleberry finn are swapped and are written by charles dickens yeah doug jones is gay that was a low moment for us oh yeah i'm just like being wildly incorrect about something yeah it's it's just it's we just do so much talking and we're not authorities on many of the things we talk about no that's the thing is it's like if you sit down and hang out with friends all the time like you never you don't count how many times you're wrong about something yeah yeah there's no tabs on it we have plenty of people keep tabs on how many times we're wrong and it's actually good because like i need to know so i don't keep saying wrong that's true sweeping whatever right i can take it now i can afford a couple minutes to take a power nap dude yeah i guess he can i have that app for power nap on my iphone the nap app yeah it's called power nap is it really remember the company that makes sleep cycle you ever heard of it no it's really good really yeah it wakes you up before you fall asleep oh you told me about that yeah it's awesome i didn't know the name of it are you slaloming now is that what's happening what like are you going between two flags is that what you need oh yeah slalom yeah you never heard of that that's um that's a type of skiing that you do like when you're going down a mountain trying to like oh weave your way between sets of two flags oh cool it's the slalom there's actually an old nintendo game called slalom that i completely forgot about oh my god i have that game do you yeah i love that game let's play it okay that's the same thing for comedy and the same thing for um ordering something at taco bell really why why is the timing because if it's 10 seconds later then their little timer goes red instead of green uh-huh and then that's a that's a punishment that's a penalty really and they'll get the managers will get upset at them no yeah bro i had no idea yeah timing's everything time is everything in in which case your taco bell quesadilla um will not be the greatest cuisine to ever be served in a envelope oh it brought out his words want a little fun fact about this guy oh yeah uh he was originally because he's russian he was supposed to be vodka drunkenski and they decided that that was too racist and they didn't want to promote alcohol so he became a soda drinking russian ain't that some crazy yeah cause they send out like the scouts and if the scouts don't die then they come and inhabit so i feel bad but i have to keep killing these like single ants and uh isn't true i mean sure sure a little scout yeah and they send out i mean i don't know this for sure but i i believe that like when you when you kill an ant like they send out like signals to the other ants like that like oh god like a little ant scream you know through their antennas because i mean like like when there's a colony of ants like you step on one and like 10 feet away like a hundred ants go ape you know that's true so like there must be some kind of communication going on do you remember that the littles the little this is going way back but in the 80s there was a cartoon show called the littles of like these little like rat people that lived in the wall or something they were cute they weren't like gross or anything um but yeah he kind of looks like him one of them definitely had those like buck teeth oh god actually they're not as cute as i remember they're horrified they're sort of hideous barry throw up those littles oh jesus gross uh in the 80s that was considered cute i believe there's three types of fencing swords uh there's the foil which is the really thin one um the saber which is the ass kicking one that's basically like a sword sword and then the epee which is the tweener the tweener the tweener the one that goes the one that goes betwixt so good you know i've never ever seen an episode of mr show oh you'd love it i bet i would yeah i i mean like that that was a that was like where tom kenny got to start yeah tom kenny uh bob odenkirk david cross who went on to arrested development uh that's that's all those guys bob odenkirk yeah okay uh bob odenkirk who's a soul on uh breaking bad yeah okay yeah he's very very funny he was also the guy that uh got tim and eric their own show oh it was it was him like he helped them uh produce it or whatever oh cool yeah super cool he actually um i've got the nozzle i don't know i can't confirm the validity of this but i've been told by other comedians that um uh tim and eric did not know bob odenkirk but they wanted to like help him or have him help them pitch the show to adult swim or whatever oh yeah and so they sent him like his stuff and comedians are always sending each other like stuff you know like check out my things you know but apparently like with their with the samples of their comedy that they sent him they also included a bill for him to like send the money for like uh for the privilege of looking at their i think that's genius pigs are aren't they like the third smartest creature on earth behind us in dolphins that could be wrong but uh they're very intelligent i wish we went back to a sheep barter system oh absolutely because like they did in like they did an old and biblical times yeah oh like my family could just buy me a wife for a goat and two zuzim what the is a zuzim it's a ancient uh mediterranean coin flowers are crazy uh interesting is that why you knew what a stamen was yeah and a pestle i'll yeah i'll tell you all about that um did you know i don't know if i ever mentioned this on a game grumps before did you know that flowers exist because of the dinosaurs mind-blowing factoids don't even start with that with me yeah um so what happened was the dinosaurs in the jurassic period there's no fossil records of flowers before a certain time during the age of the dinosaurs and the belief is that uh yeah so uh apparently like the herds of like apatosaurus and uh diplodocus and like all those enormous dinosaurs in the jurassic period when they would roll through forests um they would eat everything and stamp everything else and like they were doing so much damage that um as they passed through that by the time they came through again the forests couldn't recover in time yeah so plants had to develop an evolutionary response so they could germinate their own seeds faster wow and uh yeah and and create more plant life and that is why flowers were developed oh my god thank you dinosaurs wow yeah ain't that some who who's older or dirty bastard he was aside from the exact thing that we just described he was a member of the wu-tang clan um all and he would just continuously change his name he uh he said uh at first he was old dirty bastard and then he became big baby jesus and then he was then he was dirt mcgirt no you're with me right yeah oh dirty bastard you've never heard brooklyn zoo dirt mcgirt yeah oh derpa gert sings brooklyn zoo and he's like shame on you if you stuck to the other bastard brooklyn it's because of that scene in in sliver have you ever seen that movie yeah with sharon stone wait no no i'm thinking of slither oh no no no this goes way back this is early 90s sharon stone i think it was the first movie she did after basic instinct and it's one of the lesser baldwin brothers like greg baldwin yeah like uh scrath scrath baldwin and he's like uh they're together and he he he got her underwear i guess and he's like why are you we

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g the panties and i was just like i remember i was like 10 or whatever and i'm just watching the scene like don't sleep with this guy gross are you wearing the panties the panties uh no there's apparently like this group uh in england that for the last 10 years has had a standing thing where they will give anyone who actually demonstrates psychic ability like an absurd amount like 10 million dollars like something no one would um turned down and no one can do it so until someone does it i guess i do have to believe that there's probably no such thing as a psychic did it up
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