Phoebe's 10 Funniest Iconc Quirks | Friends

Can you hear that? Look, that will stop when you answer the phone. Oh, I'm in Mr. Bing's office. No, sorry, he's in a meeting right now. I'm right, does he know what this is in reference to Andy? Your number is fine, I'll make sure he gets the message. Bye Ross, that's high. Ah, this is very funny. What do we do now? Well, now I have to go to work. Most likely it'll be fine, I'll be out there. Okay, bye, bye, I just got discovered, wait a minute, I claimed you on behalf of France four years ago anyway, okay, now promise you won't freak out and say how great this is until it's over, right?

OK? Okay, I just met this producer at this little record company who said I have a very fresh, unconventional sound and she wants to do a Spelly Cat demo. Okay, I told you not to do that yet. Okay, and she wants to make a video. I'm not done yet, okay, God, okay, if that goes well, they might even want to make an album. I'm done, you know what I'm thinking. Oh, okay, how has it been so long since you had sex? You are wondering. If they've changed it, no, although now that's what I'm thinking, so what were you thinking?

Well, I was thinking you gave the guy such cool haircuts. I thought you might like to make mine. Oh no, why not? Because I'm just incredibly anal and an incredible control freak no you're not I know but you are and I was trying to avoid your feelings what's wrong? Hi Rachel, oh no, you can't go there, you know? how i feel about these big massage places that are putting people like me out of business, she wants to go hunting too,

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, come on, i don't want to waste it, it would be like throwing away a hundred dollars, okay, this isn't about the money, it's Well, it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving our shells empty.

I do not care anything about that. Well, do you care about

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hip? Oh, I'm so sorry about this Rachel, please don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend, oh not as a friend, okay, I won't use it, I promise, I promise, thank you, well, I'm going hunting tonight. It was cool, you know, the karaoke thing, Tracy and I doing ebony and ivory, cool, but they still made fun of it. about you what you know now you're more like you know sir boss loving sir you know I'm one of you boss sir I want to be your friend boss so I don't quite understand you know what chandler I think I just have to face it you're like the guy in the big office you know you're the one who hires them and fires them they still say you're a great boss they do it aha but they're not your

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anymore but I just love you but you can't, but I'm fine, smelly, smelly cat, who was it, they're your backup singers Behind you, honey, oh, oh, I thought they were just watching me, you know, like in an aquarium, you know from above, okay, smelly. cat smelly cat what are they feeding you? smelly, very bad, smelly, okay, sorry, I just don't understand that everyone understands how smelly this cat is.

I just think maybe if we could talk about this because I need to feel. that you really care about the cat, honey, we can talk about this, it's just that it costs about 100 a minute to be here, oh, okay, so the cat stinks, but you love it, come on, Phoebe, your next client is in the waiting room. We have to talk like this when they're not around oh oh no no no, listen, is there anyone who can replace me? Sorry, everyone's booked, but that woman can't know that she works here, she's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how horrible these massage chains are, so why do you guys work here?

It's good money, that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil, blood-sucking corporate machine. Well, I think this is a great place to work. They are fine? Listening to me, taking care of you without any problems, hey, you guys feel safe, okay?, okay, I'm going to take that spit bubble, yes I do, let's get rid of this dirty diaper, Leslie, I'll stay up with a nice clean one, Ok, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you, I just have to clean that up, okay, because let's face it, we're at Monica's house, I broke it, that's how things go, okay, why are there only two of you?

Where's Leslie? Well you. I can't answer Leslie Leslie Leslie Now would be a good time for your first words, well look at you, hey, you're a little naughty, my goodness, oh, you're very naughty, it'll dry out, okay, sit with your brother and sister now. who's not there hello yes it's time for your massage yes to put your face in the hole oh a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person okay so I'm Swedish so what's your name? it's a normal swedish name ikea wow, what an interesting name Yes, you know it's time for your scalp massage.

Wow, I really love you. Oh, something's wrong. No, it just feels so good. Ikea. No. Hey, stay. You will know it. What is the capital of Sweden? Stockholm, damn it, I wish I knew. that was fine, that's fine, that's it, I left what I didn't say anything, yeah, but this is not the face of a person who trusts another person, okay, this is the face of a person who you know doesn't trust a person. Sorry, sorry, Phoebe, it's a little shorter than what we had discussed. Could you relax? I know what I'm doing this is how he uses it how who uses it for me more Demi Moore is not a he well he was a he in arthur and den that's dudley moore I said I wanted him like demi moore oh oh my god I'm sorry sorry sorry what is demi moore she is the actress who was at reveal and proposal decent ghost oh oh she has beautiful hair you