Weddings | Peter Kay: Live at the Manchester Arena & MORE

The first is any wedding Girls 10 to 11 years old dancing I don't care about the r again I am I'm still small B You always understand that You always have girls dancing You always have little boys doing this sliding on the knees look at your pants get up look at these pants are dirty get up look your pants are dirty come on sit down calm down look you're roasting you're wet sit down have some lemonade look you're like a bull mastiff I want to go play I love you 22 just calm down you'll always be the best man You have aunts and grandmothers dancing bent over there is no child there is no one there Grandma always goes early but to the wedding Sandra, your grandmother goes now it's 10 to 8 she goes Grandma is like the one from Star Wars she is about 3 feet tall with your anarak on now I'm going to go now that record is too loud for me that's not music it's just bloody nights go home and settle in get curtains Dro give us a kiss there you go grandma you get home you get home shave there's a lot of evil in

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, look at that dress when it was measured for that, right?

You've seen? Oh, you look great Sandra, look, you're a damn princess, have a good day, you deserve it, you're a star she's into, aren't you? Look at her arms raised, that Russell gr, what's wrong with him? I love DJs at

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, they talk all night and you can't understand it. a word they say have a good time tonight your time I'm crazy, I'm crazy, remind me I know, okay I got a cab for I got a cab for Buffy is ready Buffy is ready I heard Buffy is ready Buffy CH Buffy don No you go first, we don't know him, give him 10 minutes, we're not pigs, dad, go get me some Buffy, go get me some Buffy.

I haven't had tea. I'll keep the seat. I'll take the seat, you. see you know what to do oh she's put a nice spread look at that rivons keich chicken thighs Vons kich again chicken thighs volon kich that's it it's a table in a bunch of mirrors that's it it always reminds me of Scooby-Doo when they used to run over a caretaker in Scooby-Doo and things used to happen to him volon Keys chicken legs volon key chicken yeah daddy brought you some food what is this garlic bread? You're kidding, garlic bread in my mouth, you slipped, didn't you? hey that's beautiful that's beautiful eh that's the future that's a feeling in the chest the future is the future what's that there sorry what cheesecake Jesus Christ my ear is playing tricks on me cheesecake a cheesecake the dirty bastards cheesecake I'm going to be sick cheesecake cheesecake without cheesecake no JY Bast the cake is cheese after Buffy everyone is a little angry now everyone wants to dance DJ put Greece Mega mix Music Man black lace he's a winner come and in Jive bunny a little rock and roll with the spanking moms and dads, come on, everyone.

The uncle knew that he is the one who is awake. He has his new cream slippers on. His wife has a body and a face like a beaten ass. They ate each other's gos, but they both love Jing. They take it very seriously, come on. dads wake up drunk with the ti tied around their heads I'm not lost, I love when dads sing and they're drunk and they have no idea what words are Dancing Queen feels the meat and the Tangerine Dancing Queen eating Chinese food with Mr Bean oh yes you can dance in your underwear you're the kind of DJs I always love at weddings they're the ones with their shirts open because they were tanstic in the afternoon they got a perm on their back blonde eyes in poor man's Paul Nicholas they love themselves themselves and all they do is flirt all night and show off and talk to women and talk after every line of every record like this, what am I?

Tell me again what you got, you don't even know what success is true, it's party time, come on, that's right, come on, what's wrong with your knees? a drone, that's right, a drum, come on, shaba. I love seeing people come together at weddings when they start walking to the dance, dancing, flowing, oh you know who you are when you start dancing. you're walking to the dance floor and then your mom gets up there's always some cousin in him he's 30 years old angry he still thinks he can break dance we Cate and a well we're together it's up to you thank you very much and then your dad your dad like that on the corner no, you're talking is to get off the ground get up get up start one is that one get up Me at that wedding that night when that woman collapsed with a Zimmer frame doing YMCA we laughed too, they got an ambulance for their ambulance, ambulance, they were trying to get back to TR on Dance Flor, you know the defibrillators, like you're clear, clear, boom, all the lights were dimming, see that's the last thought, it's only half past and what's going on, it's manic , baby, baby, baby, I love it. end of a wedding dance FL moving keep moving big to dance FL keep dancing New York New York b b everyone is in a big circle Brad and grooming him in the middle everyone kicking L off of him I'll make that dress fit you fat man , I have it it mouth for lack of a slip Uncle kned cream slip-on shoe victim 3:00 in the morning with a slip hanging out of my mouth I can't I can't New York bang a big light comes on can I have your glasses please ?

Head to the door please come stand up you bastards break your legs DJ thank you so much for coming G special night good night bless the whole day special trip take care take care give me three rings okay can I bless? See you again, all the best, bye T Dy, in front of the club, oh no, what do you mean good night, so come on, don't pack it up, oh, get a little further on foot? I know I can do it with the right voice, you really talk. as voice My big gypsy wedding What is that all about?

I can't see it because people text me. Receive this in Jesus, oh my God, why are you seeing this? Turn it around, oh my gosh, you've got the guys, go to Apple, be fair when you try. and find love, well, you know, we're laughing. Right, like you know, we see a girl, we just grab 'em, you know, we grab 'em, you grab 'em, what do you mean you grab 'em right, you know we grab 'em like and that's love, oh yeah, that's it. romance that there is one there in our face pixelated I think I will have that one there that we grab come on, come on, grab you, come on, come on, grab them, grab them, come on, grab them, come on, you're mine, come on grab them, she loves me, she loves me , I can grab them, how did it go?

I grabbed three, one hit, two, do you respect women? Well, you know, you know, that's better with dresses. I have been making dresses for the traveling community for 20 years. and I don't reveal my prices girl when she drew her dress for Holy Communion with pink crayon it looks like a pink merang the dress weighs

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than Roshen she is five years old I am a princess I am a princess to whom the Caravan returns and take off your dress oh my God now the skin is removed from your back rosan the skin is removed from your back take the Vaseline take the Vaseline reserve and dignity and modesty as she is he arrives just in time oh in a war that white ball time you know it collides without a stick what's that stick look at AR stand up straight boy walk straight walk straight ha I'm hunched over when he walks he has me Luna on his shoulder yeah he's closed on a walk that boy here she is oh look in the oh that's lovely you know how It's a fairy tale, it's love, this in the United States, what did you calculate? n 10 grand, this cost oh, look, it's good that you're excited.

I'm, I'm getting emo. I never met your monarchist. oh no, this is cute, please welcome diversity, she signs a record and then seals it by making a song, you're lying. Seal kiss, Batman's Mar Rose kiss, he's singing, look at him. Lov, young dream, oh oh, what do you like. Erol Brown Chate, that friend, no. Nevermind Camila, sorry for her leaving now here we go oh leave it there okay okay mate he a quick R Philip did you see the wedding wasn't it absolutely beautiful lovely bridesmaids beautiful dress beautiful shape Cake? a horse and carriage I'm not talking about the royal wedding, I'm talking about My Big Fat Gypsy Royal Wedding, that's what I'm talking about.

Hey, I bet Kate Middleton was kicking herself, she didn't have her wedding reception at her doghouse. shelter, I'll tell you now, oh, did you see those girls, I love them, you can take those dogs and cats out the windows, take the dogs and cats out the windows, how tacky, how cheesy, I want a love heart of 20 feet with our initials? in the middle, yeah, that's not in bad taste, it's love and that dress can't get it, it doesn't nail it and it's for G, make me a CH, I love you, PE, it's impon, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, dragging the banks with her all I am, it's disco time when the younger generation of the traveling community hit the dance floor A 13 year old girl in G Stringer brother there's one there grab her grab her grab her grab her grab her come on grab her there grab her grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it no, grab it, grab it, come here, come here, I love you, you said Rance was dead G pan, hey, it's the future, guys, did you get your mom that bungalow?

Yes, now you want a new rug.