WTF Comedy Ep 4 | Facebook arruinó mi vida

that anyone who puts on a search mask not only do you need to train, diet, it takes courage to take off the mask and be a thousand percent the same blade, I can take it off too and be maybe 10 percent also why don't you want again a truth He is a daddy like I love you but zenit or compadre others out here like this city and Mexico for people who don't know me I am Iván de Marta he tells me the mole because I am made of several great chiles I am from the city of Monterrey above Monterrey I came from Monterrey, no one, ok, I really want to come from the mountains, but I'm very cool.

The truth is, I'm very happy to be here with you, but today I want to talk about women. Yes, a woman is the most beautiful thing that exists in the world, yes or no, blessed daughters of your fucking mother, my old lady, notice that the other time my old lady got angry that I masturbated, I'm telling you, we are adults in front of a primary school without socks, my trip is very special but it makes me laugh, it makes me laugh because you realize that the woman Unfortunately, social networks have evolved a lot, men have come to tell our mother to screw up our intimacy with men.

I told the mother that they would take a photo of her and in the party, grabbing the man's buttocks, I was going to click and reveal to us, Moore, to watch. the bullshit follow their mother either because it was a fart it was to go with the bullshit it arrived if she is not there she is not in it either the one they are giving me is not either and the fart is that it has evolved because right now on

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shits me wii It's like this, what race does Hathaway tell you? We're going to remove the club for a while and you know that we have to tell us about the envelopes until you open up with what your friend with not only good eyes tells you, remove one.

It's a mess and you're stuck in your mouth, it's a thing of the past, not that there's always an old woman and I don't want to say everything wrong because I'm fat, but there's always a chubby girl that you really feel like she connects to Facebook line and just has a guy connected, yeah here in the club doing a facebook live and 11 connected and today mark language together they leave they do something to you and no and it disconnects at 0 and 10 and at least eyes on chicago and she is the daughter of her fucking mother she doesn't warn you and you You are here that a good cache to your cache more and I go and take that photo of you where your ankle just comes out your tag ankle I want to tag at about 1150 and at 1152 it is already marking your trip to sing until taking And what I do when my wife marks me, I'm married, believe it or not, he can't marry a woman when she makes me my wife, the way we men are, is then, then you are, so my trip, if you leave the club about two kilometers away to Cuernavaca you are running well well from a car I am a lot of exaggerating things my old woman marks me as if I go out to the bathroom and I start to avoid our house our thing to revive people I love how we are I love the woman how she has us Hold on to me, it makes me laugh that I'm there in the house before the woman said do you love me, do you love me, show me like we did, a flower, a ring, a car, anything, that kind of thing, now the woman does want to know if the man loves her He tells you, give me your Facebook password, give me your iPhone password and you, we complain, but our project is a little bit, your goal.

I have a friend who takes an hour to get home, an hour or an hour from his house, his job and the guy. This guy makes that trip every day and you know, you women don't know, the man when you get to work you know that it takes you an hour or two to get there and you say wallet you see my balls the cell phone the cell phone and you don't worry about the cell phone because you A thief stole it, let it stay in your house without a password, when it comes to your mind, keep going, mother, no, I didn't put a password and you know it's on the wall next to your bed. arrived and without tires made a horse and you had to reconcile you were looking for this is like a fear like when I made you it hasn't gone away it's just that I don't sleep that is the day when I would have this connection and the problem for men is that when we bring another woman I don't do it and I don't even want to blame anyone but what a stress or they don't even know the details in detail, you change her name obviously if her name is Laura you name her Mechanic Jiménez but if she calls herself De Gloria you name her this Doctor Martínez and since Your old lady got along very well with Dr.

Martínez and since he has a partner, we are good friends, he says that when you go to see him so that he can give you your things, I'll order things on eBay and they will arrive at his house, he detailed. women say that it has changed in 40 years our grandmothers did not say anything to reach the accused grandfather while he was making tortillas and massaging the grandfather's feet and he was sucking the three things he was doing three things and well more how many children did our grandmothers have thirteen children in Grandpa back in China taking it was read making flour tortillas a tortilla a child a tortilla a child since we had fifteen children but two the comal once yes oso way thank you very much the women of now a huergo just like the other one why do you think The women have now changed, he said, I did some research on Google and I found out that in the hospitals what happens because the women are the mothers of the areas and every woman there I have had cases of women who come for the bat and are afraid of changing Of pants, the law and tunnel continue to say less tight with many fingers, the belly owes a lot and the Teca girl used to have to take off that skirt, you bastard, now it's the other way around and they say that women generated a gland in their brain called the face gland.

Well, I didn't name it. That was in a hospital where they told me it is a small gland that is behind the brain that becomes inflamed when the woman realizes that the man is happy but she is not in that happiness. You haven't realized. that when you leave your old woman tells you classic america-chivas 66 so last minute penalty and between the superbowl at the same time she does something super cool ITV that you are excited and that she is not excited because fuck me the mother realizes that that Yes it happens, I mean I had a problem, for example, right now I'm half ass and I ask permission to go out with my friends well before grandpa is I'm going to fuck my mother in six days I didn't come back and even with hickeys on my balls I arrived The guy, I told my wife three months before, they came back to a party that gives me a chance and you still leave, you're ridiculous, you're ridiculous, she cheered up two days before and I left you two days before returning to a party, no, I don't know anything.

I don't know anything today, you didn't tell me about my gender, don't fuck around until a Facebook group that was in the frame of notifications for a month, I'm sorry, my whole ass full of posh, guaira, a party today, a block party, the tequilera makes me laugh because The woman, I didn't know that the iPhone has GPS, it's amazing what Apple just did because today I'm going to borrow the iPhone so I'm going to activate the GPS, no no no yes, but I'm not going to thunder or explode the phone. GPS is activated and the iPhone friends application follows and if not, you go off course, your party will go to another side of matching, it will charge your shit, sea, you were in the car, you are not going with your music that you like, you will be for I am warm with this like, he is kind and responsive every time a guide of 20 for the house I am alone where else not here to an oxxo to buy me a good Viking you arrive at your friend's house and your wife marks you He marks you at ten o'clock at night he is barely lighting the coal to make a barbecue a roast meat to this sect pour gasoline on the girl because she learns to see you have sugar don't be nice your fear and you are with mother and your liver marks you and you always hear the music in the background, like that of the men from the tour that continues to give, how beautiful the men are, you hear nothing laughing because he will show me when he calls me and you hear the music in the background, madness, there is no small painting left, what are they going to do to me? a lot but I say my love is my friends a recorder with cassettes the washing machine and who is and we have to tell them who the hell is because right now it is someone a broadcast on Facebook whatsapp lien that is or is Juan is the aura of a hose is a rocking chair there above a girl floating a ghost a stone and we always have yes or no men always have two friends who have funny nicknames coat is the cac this is the clitoris I have a friend whose clitoris grows because he was fat and he lost weight and it the double chin hanging like that and very bad to my old inheritance it shocks me shit I crashed my clitoris I said well change yours there is the desire not with me no not mine and there is a question that bothers me about women when we men are having a good time, and even more so if you're married, let him tell you what time you're going to get home.

Men have realized that when you're spending time with your mother, time goes by like crazy. Sometimes it's one in the morning, but that's it. A little girl came to them and I'm going to Garcia. Blink if it's 6 in the morning and if you want, she stole my 4 hours because time passes so quickly that clock lives and with the bugs, hands and mother, every half hour is two seconds. and without waiting I want to beat you because you are at your father-in-law's house when the lottery sees the faces the frog the soldier and you it is eight o'clock your mother the soldier the crosses you feel that two and a half months have passed 82 and my wife tells you here hours you're going to get home it's the ten laws that are made of giving me six chelas eat some meat at twelve o'clock well at twelve o'clock here I'll wait for you to start grabbing the party 22 that the comrades and milk make profits but when we friends get together we always say that she earns more later in her life leaving her the bug in her package was not even a tune pincho code arrives at 1155 your wife calls you but to tell you that you have half an hour to get home is to remind you to carry the stick that's why the shit gland sticks and through so many knees of the cadets of linares of the northern tigers of the black door your mother and in the days they will also be farts well what is your name until I eat this one they suck my little one my neck the neck of the uterus and you're walking, but little one, we're just walking, I'll let you know that you have about half an hour left until aunt, you should go saying goodbye, I can't hear you saying goodbye, fat man, and they're starting to say goodbye, and don't miss the camera, ass, I'll skewer you with your mother's name, my old lady.

He always tells me when he hangs up on me, my wife makes me laugh and she tells me 20 because the child has a fever, she believes in women that we are like super early, the suppository man because you are going to arrive and touch the child and the child is already cured. I commented not to the freezer to get to add the topic here in the rail of a mother he called me at 3 in the morning I was one of those that don't answer oops I dialed telcel answers it smells already marked us to stay the stick all for padilla de carnal and it was 6 in the morning he arrived at 6 in the morning from Heiner's square in neutral and cars and the women at the entrance to the house so that he would not notice that I arrived and where I opened the door there was my lady standing Lady, when she receives you, you walk up to your ass, she is like this, right leg forward, left leg behind, and with the child, yes, but the 15-year-old child comes down, he loves me, the boys, thank you, gentlemen, but