Evil Heiress Much? | Episode 14 | Series 4 | FULL EPISODE | Totally Spies

ANNOUNCER: Let's welcome everyone's favorite billionaire, Thomas Hansen, to the stage. Thank you for coming to see my fourth attempt to circumnavigate the world in a balloon. I am delighted that you all choose to live vicariously through me. See you around. I must be hungrier than I thought. Snow crab, salmon, unagi, if it were up to me, I'd eat sushi all the time. Agreed. The last one with a piece of fish is a rotten tuna roll. How can they eat if they're not up to date with the latest gossip about rich celebrities? Small priorities, priorities. For example, did you know that the Power Four trade hotels like baseball cards?

The power four? Sounds like a superhero team. Without hope, very

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. Oh, Sammy. The powerful four are the four richest people on the planet. There's Kimberly Kelley, the most popular pop star there is. And yes, she writes her own music. Helena Simms, the fabulously stylish talk show host. Chester Bates, the computer genius and philanthropist. Wow, you think he'll be able to afford contact lenses. And Thomas Hansen, a world-class adventurer and a rich, dreamy guy. So everyone is rich, so what? There are things in life that matter more than money. Like what? Like, uhm, like a lot of things.

I mean just because they are billionaires doesn't make them special. I'm sure deep down they are like us. You know, regular people who have the most competition. If normal means having millions of dollars, sign up. Girls, you focus too

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on material things. I'll show you that anyone can do without useless luxuries, starting with this expensive sushi lunch. Well there I can help you. I love sushi. Thanks, Clover, but you know the only kind of fish I enjoy comes with chips. Don't touch, Jer. That food from the floor was my lunch. Lunch can wait. Girls, three of the richest people in the world have been kidnapped.

Wow, talk about total synchronicity. Yeah, we were just gossiping about them. Yeah, you two just talk about each other. She was looking away in disgust. Correct. Is there any clue to his disappearance? Only one, and a strange one at that. These strange excavation marks were found at the site of each abduction, but we don't know who or what caused them. Okay, do not worry. We'll get to the bottom of this. No one is going to kidnap the fabulously rich on our watch. I'm sorry to disappoint you, Clover, but your mission is not to solve this case.

Instead, their priority is protecting the likely next target: Milan Stilton, hotel

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and fifth-richest person in the world. She's like our favorite rich person. Her clothing line is to die for. ALEX: And Fufu is the cutest dog ever. Oh please, she is completely vapid and

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materialistic. And hey, if the three richest people are missing, wouldn't it make more sense for us to protect the fourth richest person? In fact, it would be, but Chester Bates rejected our offer of protection, trusting that his security system could handle any intruder. Milan, on the other hand, accepted our offer.

Reluctantly, I might add. G.L.A.D.I.S.: And now, your devices. Today you will wear the Earring Communicators, Heat Sensing Motion Detector Sunglasses, Pierced Heel Boots, and the Emerald Tracking Pendant, which you can track from anywhere using your Ex Powder. Forget it. I'm trying to give up material possessions, not get more. Don't worry, Sam, it's for Milan. Fine, I'll accept it, but I don't have to like it. Good luck protecting Milan, girls. The kidnapper can attack at any time. Raw Fish. I will never understand it. He's not even wrapped in newspaper. This solves it, there is no such thing as too much pink.

Too flashy? You're just jealous because you're not rich enough to make it. Problems, come on girls. ALEX: There are the kidnappers. SAM: That was easy. Yes, almost as if they were not putting up any resistance. Milan, are you okay? What are you doing? How dare you put a hand on my magic finger, ladies? Ladies with magic fingers? That doesn't sound too bad. That's because they aren't. Now I'm going to assume that you are not my new maids, because if you were you would already be fired. Hi, I'm Clover and this is Alex and Sam. We are the WOOHP agents sent to protect you.

I assumed so. Your hideous outfits are a dead giveaway. What happens with our outfits? One piece jumpsuits? Please. They are a bargain bin from last season. Excuse me. Tell me you didn't just say bargain bin. Sam, we're here to protect her, remember? Whatever rude people like you, as long as you don't bother me or my precious Fufu again. Oh, my little Fufu. Did his lack of style scare you? Look, we don't like this any more than you do. So we'll leave you alone with one condition: you will wear this tracking pendant. Emerald? That color doesn't match my season.

I like diamonds, big and pink ones. I haven't seen this much ice since the last time we went to Antarctica. I'll wear your stupid pendant as long as you keep it away from my jewelry. It's a deal. If you need us, we'll be on patrol. CLOVER: Wait, can't we play dress-up, please? Wow, this girl has a pink brain. Hi Sammy, have you found anything yet? Nothing, but I'm convinced they cut the grass with a clipper. And you, Clover? I hit the jackpot. This closet is bigger than my room. SAM: Are you really looking for a kidnapper or are you just daydreaming again?

Good. What was that? It's time to see it better. What's up, Jer? I just got a distress call from Chester Bates. I want Alex and Clover to check it out right away. Sam, keep an eye on Milan. We're on that. Oh, I wonder what their closets are like. Great, why do I have to be the babysitter? All these extravagances are giving me a headache. Apparently this guy has never heard of a "beware of the invisible wall" sign. Well, his security system is still active. So how did someone get in? Clover, look. Excavation marks. And a tunnel.

For the elves, perhaps. I want to say hello. Little thing. Get out of the way, Clover. These boots were made to drill. Hey, if I wanted a mud pack, I'd go to a spa. Either Chester Bates was kidnapped or he just had an amazing party. Maybe if we tidy up we can find clue two. Do I look like a cleaning service to you? ALEX: Hey, look, something shiny. A pink diamond. Wow, who do we know who wears pink diamonds? Okay Sam, you have too many material possessions. Now I can cancel my fitness magazine subscriptions, donate my computer to a school, and who needs more than three pairs of shoes?

Like everyone. But the most important thing is that Chester Bates has been kidnapped. And we think Little Miss Pink Perfect is involved. But she's been off the whole time. See? Milan hasn't moved for hours. Unless she took off the tracker. There better be a damn good reason to kick my door open again. Can't we just pretend it never happened? And Fuzzy where has she been? My little Fufu was outside doing her business. This is a problem? Is for you. We found this diamond at Chester's estate and it matches the diamonds on Fufu's necklace. So we know that you and your little dog had something to do with Chester's kidnapping.

Poor little Fufu. The only thing he does is take out the trash. Oh look, Fufu thinks he's an attack dog. Isn't he adorable? I think someone's bark is worse than his... Lasers? What's that noise? I don't know, but it's messing with my brain. This is worse than country music. I'm very proud of you, yes I am. He is a good robot dog. Who ordered you from Japan? Who programmed you? That's right, I did it. Who is a cute wootie? Who is a cute wootie? Where we are? We're trapped in Milan's closet. You have to help us.

I knew there was something suspicious about the knocking I heard. And besides, any girl who makes her summer match her casual work is definitely hiding something. Oh good, you're all awake. Yeah, just in time for you to tell us why you're kidnapping billionaires, Milan. It's very simple, really. You see, I'm just not satisfied with being the fifth richest person in the world. Milan must be number one. And since I'm not good at making money, the only way to move up is to eliminate the competition. And now that I have them all covered, I can take care of them in one go, or should I say kiss them?

What do you think he meant by that? Who cares? Kimberly Kelley, I'm your biggest fan. Thank you. Did you and Matthew Ocean really break up? I mean, I just read an article on Totally Loaded that said he's an amazing kisser. Maybe this isn't the best time to talk, Clover. On the contrary, when else are we going to discover the lives of the obscenely rich? So Chester, is it true that you have more money than most countries? Okay, yes. So why don't you use it to buy your way out of this? Look, money can't buy everything. Whoa, relax, Sam.

I'm sorry you are having major problems with materialism and hostility. Yes, she's practically a hippie. Well, I'd rather be a hippie than a soulless owner of everything. Um, I hate to interrupt, but what was that? The walls. If we don't do something quickly, this will get complicated. I have an idea. Do you remember our yoga classes? Sure, we just go every week. We need to do deep breathing exercises. Ready? Okay, but I don't see... Take a deep breath. Exhale deeply. Until the end. And wait. See? Yoga is fantastic and cheap. Good job, Sam. Yes, I would never have thought that yoga could save our lives.

Ahem, tied up here. This does not work. Out of the way. Drill boots, on the way. Okay, bad idea. Instead, take out the glass. No problem. Okay, little problem. Get me out of here. What can we do? Don't worry, we'll get you out of here somehow. That glass is too hard to break. And what is harder than glass? Diamonds, right. I like Milan less and less. I told you. But her clothing line remains completely stylistic. Speaking of Milan, I wonder where she is now. Come on, Sam. There's no way he's still wearing that tracking pendant. I'd have to be an airhead not to take it off.

I always dreamed of appearing on the cover of Totally Loaded magazine. Who dares to interrupt my best moment? We dare. And if appearing in a trashy magazine is your highlight, then you really need to get a life. Hey, I like that magazine. You're supposed to be perfect by now. It doesn't matter. Fufu, take care of these mean and nasty girls. No again. I think I know how to block it. Quick, put it in your ears. That's right, puppy. Keep barking, because we can't hear you. Wow, Fufu is tough. Here, bring. Maybe we should play a different game.

Let's see if he can eat this. That's all. It's time for Fufu to take a bath. That can be organized. Hello Fufu, over here. Yes, here's an overpriced excuse for a real dog. Oh no, I'm stuck at the end of this diving board. If that terrible dog jumped at me, I would have nowhere to go. Good job, Alex. I knew all those years of balance beam would pay off. Do you think this is over? It has not finished. Do you know who I am? Yes, you are the person who is sentenced to 150 years for kidnapping. You can't do this to me.

I'm too rich to go to jail. Excellent work, agents. Who would have guessed that our kidnapper was the same person you were protecting from the kidnapper? Yes, it's a real mental tornado. Thank you very much for saving us. Actually, good show there. Oh yeah. That was the right thing to do. If there's some way to reward them... Oh, that's not necessary... wait, you're billionaires, right? And it turns out I need a new wardrobe. Oh, and I would die to have my own private gym. What about you, Sam? I could really use a private island and a matching private yacht to get to my private island.

How cool would that be? Thank you, but WOOHP agents do not accept gifts. Doing a good job is our reward. Wait, then don't call it a gift. We accept tips or fees. Christmas bonus? Please let's go? So much for giving up material possessions. A yacht and an island to match? How tacky. Did you know that the colors you use

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reflect your mood? Being black means you're down and probably like zombies and bats and stuff. But yellow means you are happy and love bananas. Of course, if you add white boots to the mix, that means you should treat black like you would yellow.

Or is it orange? But orange means you're optimistic about the future... wait, or is it red? No, maybe green. Maybe we should all use mood rings. It would make things a lot easier.