Tiktoks only Gen Z will understand | Gen Z tiktoks 2020

oh is that the kid oh hi don't touch me don't touch me good bye come on stinky come on good so I'm ordering drinks do you want like a margarita or something oh wait you're seven hey so I'm I'm going to go check the mail. Will you be okay on your own or where's your leash? What do you want? Stinky, you need help with your homework. Okay, I can't be pretty and good at math. Are you alone. Hello, Mrs. Jackson. What is it? he was supposed to eat the quesadilla in the refrigerator no, yes, I ate it, so what can I give him?

Can I give you something else? I ate the pasta too, oh my God, you cry for no reason, the same friend, how do you feel that I can't? wait to die honestly i can't wait to die mommy i'm going to have to ask you to leave the room for this part oh my god why did i call her mommy anyway on the quiz you've already started your menstrual cycle period we love an aging queen and are you having sexually active tea with who oh my god this is so inappropriate of me to ask? I bet it's with Nathan, that kid is here like every other week with a new TV, but you didn't hear that from me, so now. the part I really don't like oh, I'm going to have to take a quick look at you oh my god, why don't you make that face?

It's nerves, I'm very nervous. It's okay, girl, let me pretend I don't see. three two one why is it spicy? Hello, can I have an orange juice please, without ice? Thanks, oh, it's apple juice, you know? I'm not even going to bother. Thanks guys, I have anxiety. Okay, I'm not afraid of dying. I'm not afraid of dying I've been waiting to die since I came out of the womb I'm not afraid of dying What's wrong? Hey mom, what does a dog say? Dogs say wow! What about a cat? They say meow. What does a fox say? let's take a look at the victim becky from high school she was like that no wonder she was murdered split up and look for clues i found something uh nevermind it's just useless it's a coupon for chipotle the killer is victor arrest him just kidding i know it's you, Sarah, but I'll let you go for now.

You know you are a woman. You killed a man who is strong. That's female empowerment. I want to see you do it again. Do not disappoint me. Okay, you got me. I'm a murderer is what I would say if I were a murderer, but let's be very clear, the

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person I would murder would be myself, okay, the probability of that happening is very high, at least I don't yell at people who are just trying to do their job, at least our generation didn't eat cleaning supplies for fun, well most of you are racist and most of you are gay, at least we have the balls to say what's right and wrong Which is wrong, at least us.

We are not afraid of flying cockroaches, well, at least we don't believe everything the news tells us. We think at least none of us are glued to our phones like you. We spam serial killers with fairy emojis and intimidate a president. Hiding in a bunker What did you do? We got all of you ticking. Twitter obsessed. Annoying social networks. Insects obsessed on this small planet. Well, it's a joke for you. We don't even like it here. Why am I here again? What are they accusing me of? As a murderous girl, the

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person I want to kill is myself.

I don't know, your honor, he over there in the blue shirt looks a little suspenseful. I think I actually saw him letting off some steam. What does that mean? Oh nevermind I forgot we weren't playing a game of each other okay wait for the question hypothetically speaking if I was the murderer I would get the death penalty yeah well in that case you got me I did it I want I mean, to be fair, she was a juice fan and I just bought her tickets, so what am I doing? Oh, I just want to look sexy in my bug shop photos.

Well, you can go now. Oh, wait a second. I forgot it. I hate my side profile. We can not do it? Can we just do the one you have forward? doing it from the side okay, okay, I'll stop laughing, okay, that was it, wait, can I see them? Can I see them? Madam President, are you left or right? It's like a drum or flat type question because I prefer drums people who say floors are better just want attention but I like all kinds of buffalo wings Madam President the economy is inflating so deflated Madam President are you ready for your debate tonight?

Oh, I won't be there. I booked an appointment with the Chiropractors, I'm literally built like a candy cane so I need to stretch. I won't be there, but all of America is waiting for you. Well, I already booked the appointment. Madam President. How do you plan to fix the economy? Just print more. money can I withdraw someone to get me some chipotle why is no one talking about my hat the p stands for president sorry no pictures from that angle are you trying to cancel me stay on this side? there are all these rumors from people saying that I didn't make any changes while I was in the oval office, first of all I repainted the walls no really, one time I didn't clean my room and my mom asked me to and then she sat me down and talked to me for like two hours about depression I

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never have a birthday party again the last time my mom started dancing she said she was the guy I hate this class do you want to skip? my mom

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literally pick us up we just have to tell mental health today jimmy we're not having the party at your house your mom is really weird she was hairy in high school that tells you a lot about someone I'm sorry I'm so tired my mom kept me awake up late last night because he kept crying from being hit by a squirrel on the way home.

What is your zodiac sign, Sagittarius? I have to ask my mom about that birth control method. That's why I'm in favor of abortion. She would literally throw that baby across the room. She would stomp him into the carpet. You should have swallowed your sister with PTSD. anxiety great depression green no doubt you will kill me let me be with harambe I feel like every day I am playing very well drowning under the sea apparently it is mandatory that I give you homework so I don't know how to find a nice rock and bring it to me so I can evaluate your taste for the rocks why were you late to class i wanted to sleep in

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able have a great day okay class today we are watching a movie called charlie and the chocolate factory if you want are you planning to eat in this classroom honestly i don't mind It matters, just hide it if the director comes in, that was base.

Jared continues the good work after much combined effort between the teacher and Jared. He is now 20 years old and finally learning how. To eat, have you ever tried whole wheat bread? It's much better for you. Not everyone can afford to shop in organic stores. Carmen, maybe you should check your privilege. I just meant that eating too much processed food is a big factor in weight gain and I want big people to do it. Not being proud of who they are, no, of course, no, I mean ask his doctor and he'll tell you why he would assume the doctor is because he assumes a woman can't be a doctor.

These are things everyone said in their elementary school. schoolyard and I have no idea where they come from part three hey what word starts with f and ends with uck fire truck what were you thinking eeny meeny miny moe catch a tiger by the toe if he screams let him go eeny meeny miny moe My mom told me to pick the best one and that's it, Jessica, you're in. Hey, shut your tongue and say apple. Oh my God, you just said a bad word. I'm telling Bill Nye that his wife is a man.