George Santos' New Wingman, Trump Pleads the 5th & Drag Queen Story Time with Marjorie Taylor Greene

thank you for watching thank you for coming it's very good to have you here and I tell you something it's very good to have this little one here Guillermo was out with Colvin yes yes all week how many

time

s have you had coven now Guillermo three

time

s three? times and what vaccine they gave you, did you get Moderna or modella and it comes in a syringe or bottle, very lucky, uh, Guillermo's doctor and the bartender got together, they put him on a strict regimen of tequila and ivermectin and he recovered immediately, yes, they call, he's an ivory reader, exactly, Jimmy, yeah, well, I miss you, no one sits on that stool like you, you know, it's Groundhog Day, again, it's still happening early this morning.

Thousands gathered in gobblers as he plays Tony Phil. Gobbler's Knob is where Phil Don't be confused, there is a male strip club called Gobbler's Knob, don't go in there, ask him to see the groundhog. I learned it the hard way, but Groundhog Day is a tradition that was brought to the United States in the 19th century by German settlers. The boring German settlers, the fun ones, brought us beer, but it's a big celebration complete with all kinds of pre-pig entertainment. I told my wife I'm going to make that song our morning wake-up song and now keep in mind that's going to happen at four.

Right in the morning these Maniacs are singing wake up Phil wake up Phil and the party was just starting yeah I can't kill rock and roll and thank you youth features okay let's get crazy again at four in the morning you I've got ZZ Top Hat dancing along with One Direction, it's ironic that they do this during Black Hi

story

Month, probably the whitest thing I've ever seen in my life and then once Phil is terrified enough the sun comes out and they

drag

him out of his hole . you guys frame the Groundhog as, excuse me, my name is Phil, okay, and poor Philly is down there eating grubs or whatever, wondering what the hell is going on upstairs and a big guy in a top hat grabs them and grabs them. get on the Pennsylvania Air Punxsutawney Phil, ladies and gentlemen, what's going on, I don't know, Phil, nobody knows what's good, something so strange, you know, there are events that we have in America, like Mardi Gras or like the fall of the ball on New Year's Eve, and you think yes, someday.

I'd like to go see that. I never want to see this. I can't imagine anything less interesting watching the Monopoly guys pull a rodent out of a hole, and what's up with those guys anyway? They call themselves The Inner Circle of the Gobbler's Knob. I don't see any scenario where these men aren't part of some kind of sex cult, right. I mean, Phil, by the way, saw his shadow. I guess I don't know, that means we have six more weeks of George Santos. I look forward to the most fascinating supporting character in this Santos soap opera being his new partner.

This guy is called Vish Bura. He is director of operations. He's a very Maga guy who brought him on board the Trump team when he was a drug dealer. According to Richmond County Supreme Court, shortly after being sentenced to three years' probation for possessing two and a half pounds of mushrooms and marijuana, he began working for the Republican Party and claims to have helped Steve Bannon and Rudy Giuliani make copies of Hunter. Biden's laptop, he says, Steve Bannon told him it's his job to take out all the sexual photographs. He is also executive secretary of the New York Young Republicans Club and worked for Matt Gates after the sex trafficking

story

hit the press.

That's a resume that even George Santos could. Don't make that resume. I'm telling you, these Republicans must be the Republicans must be so discouraged. George Santos is not a democrat, he is a democrat. There will be a line outside Fox News for sentencing longer than Taylor's window. Swift George Santos is his friend Marjory Taylor Green is currently working hard serving the country by addressing the issues that matter most to us. This is the question he asks a very confused comptroller general who is there to talk about government spending on the coveted pandemic. tell me how much money was given for

drag

queen

story time.

Sorry, can you repeat that drag

queen

story time where the men dress up as women and read confusing books to the kids first? I thought you said dry cleaning, sorry, uh. no I don't know the answer to either of those oh we have to look into this and I urge you to do so yes yes we will address that as soon as we conclude the Jewish space laser investigation in the North. Korea remembers North Korea. I think they must feel a little left out because they're back to making threats again. The new threat is that they said that, if necessary, they were prepared to attack the United States with, quote, the most overwhelming nuclear force that exists.

I think it means their scientists figured out how to attach a grenade to a Roomba, but is it too late to convince them that the new US Capitol is Mar-A-Lago? We also have a new Donald Trump tape. I've seen this, but there's a video of Trump repeatedly pleading for the fifth. The guy who six years ago said if you're innocent why are you accepting the Fifth Amendment, he pleaded for the fifth 400 times in a statement, the press got footage of that statement and he really He wouldn't commit to anything at all. He is currently the president of the Trump organization.

It's that correct. For all the reasons provided in my response, which is incorporated here in its entirety, I declined to answer the question and you have filled that position. since 1971 the same is true yes, are you proud of your son Eric? Damn, are you proud of Don Jr? same answer is your real hair or is it a tangle of yarn from Hobby Lobby same answer Mr Trump is your favorite book Menu The Cheesecake Factory Is it true that you wear husky-sized adult diapers? Thanks, it's okay. I'm going to assume that's a yes and say we're done thank you, thank you, thank you, totally total Witch Hunt, you know it's Girl Scout cookie season everywhere.

The country Girl Scouts are out, so if I were a Girl Scout, I'd set up right in front of a pot shop. I just set up a table and collected the money, but I'm not a Girl Scout. The lady said I was too. Big for the dress, I think it was the date, but this year the Girl Scouts are not only going door to door, they are also doing a lot of online advertising. This is Megan. Hi Megan. I'm Katie, nice to meet you, Katie, will you? to pass the time, okay Megan, your goal is to protect Katie from harm, no, it's my job to sell you Girl Scout cookies, these are Samoas, they're my favorite, that's right, how many boxes do you want to buy?

You can turn off no. one interrupts my cookie speech, skinny, what the hell is that that makes her say something? Buy 10 boxes of fine mints and I'll say whatever you want, wait, don't you want to try the new raspberry rallies? Megan, she pushed Brandon onto the road. He wouldn't buy my dosy, he does it now that he's dead Dosey, what's wrong with you? I have 300 boxes of clovers to move, that's what's wrong with me, gan, what are you doing? You haven't placed your order yet. Megan, turn it off, you'll place an order. or I'll blow this up.

It's good to have a friend. I'll accept them all in that case. Know? Netflix is ​​cracking down on password sharing. Their plan is to limit password sharing to only family members who live in your home from Now and this is going to be a huge blow to Nick Cannon, this could cost him millions of dollars. Anyone who lives with you and does not live with you using your password will have to get their own account or you will have to pay them. add them as an extra member, some people you know may even have to go back to stealing Netflix the old fashioned way, which is sitting with binoculars in your neighbor's tree and those of you who are out there piggybacking on someone else's account, I understand.

I get it, you don't like paying for TV, so let me tell you this. My name is Jimmy and I am free every night. This is good. This is a woman in Texas, her name is Elaine. She has a very unusual situation to deal with with a stranger. after stranger, one after another, why do they walk to a nice lady's house and ring the doorbell? Turns out they think Elaine's house is the best little whorehouse in Texas. My address had been provided on a sex website where men go and pay for it. sex on venmo and then they give them an address and it's mine there was a gentleman sitting on my front bench with a six pack of Miller Lite, a six pack of Bud and a six pack of Heineken and a bottle of whiskey, what?

Would you prefer that I show you? empty-handed, I mean, I think there's, I think they're called manners for drugs or sex, um, second, second, one. Elaine is so agitated that the men are coming to her door that she is arming herself with a gun with a four-inch barrel, she is loaded. and I'll use it next time they come here hey, look, look at all the crosses on the wall in that apartment. I'll shoot you and pray for yours. I'd hate to be your Amazon delivery guy today, uh, it's the second day of February, which is the hardest month to say and spell, most people just took out the r, the first R and it says February instead of February and, As a result, they can't spell it either and we thought we could have a little fun with this, so we went out to Hollywood Boulevard to ask: Can you spell February?

Can you spell February? thank you thank you for playing say goodbye