Weekend Update: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Science - SNL

MOBILE. CONGRESS MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE CAUSED MORE CONTROVERSY AFTER PUTTING UP A SIGN OUTSIDE A CONGRESS OFFICE WITH A TRANSGENDER THAT SAID, THERE ARE TWO GENDER, MALE AND FEMALE. TRUST THE SCIENCE. HERE TO COMMENT IS MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE. HELLO, COLIN. I THINK I SAT ON A GUN. IS THIS MINOR YOURS? NO, I THINK YOU KNOW IT'S YOURS. MINE, OK. YES. PERFECT. YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN IN OFFICE FOR A FEW WEEKS AND YOU HAVE ALREADY GAVE A LOT OF NEWS. I KNOW. DID YOU KNOW? THEY ARE CALLING ME THE NEW IT GIRL OF CONGRESS. DO YOU LIKE WHAT'S NEW?

NO, IT'S LIKE THE EVIL CLOWN WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF CHILDREN. YES. WHY DID YOU PUT THAT SIGN OUTSIDE YOUR OFFICE? BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TRUST SCIENCE, COLIN. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I AM. I AM A SCIENCE PERSON. I LOVE SCIENCE. I AM ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SCIENCE. WELL. UNLESS SCIENCE IS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, CORONAVIRUS, SPACE LASERS, EVOLUTION, THE METRIC SYSTEM, THE RHYTHM METHOD, LIVING ON MARS, THE SKIN COLOR OF JESUS, THE ROAD THAT IS WHITE. YOU SEE, SCIENCE TEACHES US THAT THERE ARE TWO GENDER BECAUSE OUR BODIES ARE MADE BY GOD A CERTAIN WAY, OK. FOR WOMEN IT'S MILK, MILK, LEMONADE, AROUND THE CORNER IT'S FUDGE.

FOR CHILDREN IT'S A BIG AND HAIRY CHEST LIKE KING KONG, CRACK IN THE ASS, TWO BALLS, DING-DONG. THIS IS WHAT SCIENCE TEACHES US? YES, THAT'S SCIENCE. YES. WE ALL HAVE TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES. WELL. I AM A WOMAN, SO MY JOB IS TO HARASS, THREATEN AND FIGHT MY COMPANIONS. SCIENTISTS CALL THESE CAT FIGHTS. I'M NOT SURE. YOU THINK I'M CRAZY. SORRY, COLIN. I HAVE TO SNEEZE. UGGG, SORRY, MY ALLERGIES. WAS THAT A SNEEZE? YES, YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE LITTLE I SNEEZED ONE TIME AND NO ONE SAID "BLESSED" SO A DEMON CAME IN. BLUGGGG. I'M SORRY.

COLIN, I CAN'T AVOID IT, I'M A FIGHTER. I HAVE A BOMBASTIC PERSONALITY. I FIGHT AGAINST DEMOCRATICS, I FIGHT AGAINST SOCIALISTS AND TRAUMATIZED TEENS WHO WALK ON TREATMENT, I FIGHT WITH MY OWN HAIR WITH A HAIR IRON AND. THOSE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS SCISSED ME. I THINK YOU MEAN HE CENSORED ME. I THINK YOU'VE MIXED UP THE WORDS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON THINGS LIKE THE COVID RELIEF BILL? DO WHAT? DID YOU HEAR THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO CANCEL MR. POTATO FACE? YES, WON'T THE WOKE RADICAL LIBERALS BE PROUD OF THEIR POTATO PENIS? I AM THE CRAZY ONE.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM. Is that a priority for a congresswoman? ALL I'M SAYING IS IF MR. THE POTATO HEAD IS ALLOWED TO MARRY ANOTHER MR. POTATO HEAD I'M GOING TO KILL ME. IS THAT CRAZY? YES, THAT'S CRAZY. MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN, TO ALL. I AM COLIN JOST. I AM MICHAEL CHE. GOOD NIGHT.