Oh My Gosh...

Yo, Paul, which tit do you like best? Good morning guys, I obviously overslept and all my makeup off last night. I want to show you that I just weighed the Pape cigarettes ago. Hi, Kim won and he loves it. You love it? Wow mommy. won, huh, it's so cute they can't get over it. I think he's also helping him with his teeth because he was really picky and now he's okay, oh, that's the wrong ending, but you know where we're going, here you go. cute oh my god I could just watch you doing this all day mmm yeah.

Oh, delicious lip, that's a good lip, it's quite early in the morning, not really, it's 9:00. I feel like 9 isn't very early, but it's 9 a.m., kids. They both woke me up at 8, I had breakfast and that's it and I keep looking at this patio and I want it to be finished, but I know it will be a long process, but well, as you know, Jackson's birthday is coming up. so I have something for that, basically I know you can't have, you won't like it, he wants what Landon has, you're not going to like it, it's not a pot, you want a paddle, okay, I'll get it. you're a popsicle hey, do you want a popsicle?

Yes, okay, I understand you. Okay, what do you say and say? Thanks, you are welcome. I bought them at Target, but you probably saw them on Amazon, so I'll link them below for Guys if I can find them, but back to what I was saying, Jackson's birthday party, I'm so excited, sorry, I'm trying to make a vlog this way because there is no light coming this way. It looked horrible, but I really wanted this from nuuma. I'll leave the link below too if you're interested, but you know what parties you always have to buy ice and things like that, so I decided to buy a portable ice maker, so this is it, we always run out of ice. in our refrigerator, I'm not going to open the box until his birthday, but only because I don't want to get rid of the box and it's a portable ice maker anyway, so I'm going to leave it on the counter so that while we people are here If we run out of ice in the refrigerator, we have this and nothing else comes for your party.

I think we have everything I was going to decorate so excitedly I can't believe it is, and you know what that means when it turns around: it'll be Landin, it'll be in there for months, it'll be a year old, it's crazy, look how cute they are, those princesses, she needs Moana and she needs buses, so you have your palette. You have your lollipop g-well, he loves it, eh, right place, you want your bus, sorry, it changed. I thought it was going to be very complicated, but it doesn't seem to be. Oh, and there it is, no and he can't take it.

I haven't said anything incredible, the most beautiful thing in the world. The children are worried in the playroom. I don't want to go in there. I want to play with me. Oh, dad, or he saw me, oh no, oh no, he's so good, he's good, he's good, I'm going to. try to clean up this mess in the kitchen and maybe do some laundry. They look clean to me sitting in the dryer, cheat, reflux, take them out, fold them and hang them, hopefully I can do it, why are they busy in their little playroom. there, wish me luck guys, everything is clean and put away, the children are now a call, he got up and was playing with them and he keeps moving, company and they are there, all the clothes are folded and put away and I feel much better.

I also need to take off all this makeup. I look crazy. Hmm, no tomorrow guys, I'm finally up. I was up late last night and we were supposed to show his friend Bruce that we're going surfing this morning, but White came home at like 4:00. 00 a.m. yes, yes, where are you? Paul, he's here, but yeah, we're supposed to surf, but why was he so tired that we didn't go? So I couldn't sleep in. I just put the finishing touches on yesterday's vlog and as you can see there is an invisible moment in the works. I'm really excited about that, but for now the kids are sleeping and my friend Paul is filming Karen and I, so we'll upload this vlog and then we'll find something to eat and then.

We'll start the day by showing Paul his collection. Okay, cut off the friendly fire. I think today I will stay at home and there will be quality things at home. Diplo. It's okay, they'll be kids and then they'll wear them with gloves later, make sure. Hey, both of us, hands up, Hey, both of us, he's down, he's down, I went out, I only had one, so we finally left the house after we finished shooting each other and we're at Home Depot, I'm here to get to the ceiling I don't know what to call it. I call it ceiling tits because it looks like a tit, you know, on the ceiling, but I'll show you that in a second.

Well, I can't seem to find the tit. lights, but I like these, but I can't say she doesn't like them, I don't know, I thought they were cool, oh, I found them, ceiling boobies, no, Paul, you like the lighting, show your ugliness, yeah, so , which one should I buy? one is huge Yo, Paul, which tit do you like best? That was embarrassing. Oh look, this one is plain and simple, you sure get this one, oh, here, this one is pretty, yeah, right there. It's only 30 bucks and it's LED, yeah, okay, so I got it. the silver one for the laundry room because it matches and then for the game room it's like I like dark things so I bought this dark one and put in my Swanson can.

I swear these two are in sync today because they both just woke up. at the exact same time you need to see how Bradley is doing hello, you here hello, did you sleep well? Yes, are you ready? Pick it up and go play. Okay, come on, can you put your pacifier back on your bed? Thanks, let's go. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, hey, hey, hey, also, if you've noticed, they have new pajamas.

I can see? Can you look at me? They're dinosaurs and Landon is our checkered heir to them for no reason, but. your love for us I love her so much thank you thank you for sending these cute jammie-jams she also bought her these dinosaur eggs that you put in water and then they open and the dinosaurs come out of them so we made one today and this is what it looks like hello a dinosaur oh it's so cute and the package came with 30 so Jackson was really excited because it's like eggs eggs Rock yeah in case she can't be here for your birthday right? yeah anyway Scott's at Home Depot Paul and I'm at home with the baby my cute babies are you so handsome you're so handsome thank you and yeah lying down flying everywhere no I'm not cool I didn't believe it oh no, you found the egg these are the dinosaur eggs talking about it she got it yes eggs do you want one okay you get an egg what color do you want what color do you want pink okay go ahead eggs mm-hmm okay let's save the rest for later, okay, okay, can you show one to Landon?

Yeah, can you give one to Landon? Tear it off - Landon Why don't you throw it at him? You throw it to Landon. No, he's just shaking them off. Look at Jackson while. you were sleeping this hatch look, it hatched Oh, what is that dinosaur? Yeah, it's okay, Kira bought him the pajamas anyway. Hey? I'm still trying to clean and set up the house because Jackson's birthday party remembers it's on Sunday so he's going to take me it'll probably take me about seven days to get the house ready just kidding he says it's today sorry Sunday I have six days until Jackson's birthday party, so that means six days to get together, get our act together, keep doing the laundry, I have space. that's full of boxes not full of boxes get this little baby so cute you'll eat it that's already cute yeah oh you look so Christmassy I can't even stand it but I've got this song stuck in my head I can get it out of my head because of david dobrik oh but yeah that's just stuck in my head, my phone died so I can't play it, my life is going to be ruined.

Landon thinks I'm weird, so we have our lights and we're on our way. home and instead of going home first, I'm going to go get Karen a car wash, so next time I drive a car, she'll be like you wash the car and clean it and I'm not going to tell her that I bought it from through a car wash, okay, hand dishwasher, we're actually going to clean it with the razzle dazzle to point out that it's making fun of my teeth. The brush is unicorn poop here, okay, so they stop the car wash and we're still inside.

We're still inside and we're stuck in our car. I don't know why they stopped him. They say it will be all night and we go back to business. Baby, it's been 24 hours, but we'll make it. I just got home and I'm so happy to see my kids and mom Jackson, she ran into Landon on purpose. Hi Landon, he loves looking at himself. Now you're like mom. I'm just kidding. Jackson is getting sick. I can have it? Greetings to everyone, especially the dildo, he hears, like me, oh, the ceiling tit, but yes, he is here and can you be so proud of me?

Yeah, I saw this color is the same, I don't know what the hell that thing is, but Same as that color Hey kid, you know, close your eyes, it's not a big deal, yeah, okay, let's put it up, there's no Light here, guys, see how dark it is. You know we don't really need light there. but we make cans, worst case scenario, hey, that's pretty good, okay, okay, now we have light in the game room. Why has he fainted? But what is a games room with our children? What the hell is happening here? We want to be parents.

Landon's liquid. You know, oh, when I don't always do your clothes, you can do it, don't bounce, don't quit, hey, he only did it for about four seconds, you can just stand up for half a millisecond. I remember when Jackson first did this when Jackson Fred was like this I was dying whoa jump oh do you want to jump - yeah look look at mommy's hand yeah don't get excited now go you can do it just try this done it will be tiptoe and stay. here we go guys you thought you saw him first he can take it you're almost getting dizzy such a big boy look the boy bit you the most movie boy so lynn is eating and i'm sitting there watching him . and I warn Karen and Jackson who are walking outside, look how cute they look, oh my

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, you guys are so adorable, I love my little family, hello, you two are so cute, Jackson, you're so little.

Men now I can't believe how much you're growing, you know it's his birthday in two days, okay I'll be inside and let's order some food. Yes, we go in. I'm not sure what's going on now. okay I know exactly what happened oh my god that's me oh geez okay so what happened was Paul shot Bianca wait Bianca I got you girl Bianca can you shoot? Okay, here you shoot like this and then I have to go like this, okay, every time, oh my God, you shot him again. Oh my god, you guys are brutal. Believe it, they're crazy, okay, there are literally Nerf bullets everywhere, oh my god, his face is red, well, let me see if that's true. no, there's a dog, wait, let me see it, oh dear, no, it's really ready, you're so bad, Paul, oh my god, thank you all for watching and we'll see you tomorrow, and this is how I look tonight, a little big, putting on a lot.

There are no barriers there, but I'm very excited because nowadays we can dress up and get attention.