BILLIE EILISH being unintentionally hilarious |FUNNY MOMENTS| (pt.2) || adxle

I think that's Conan, how loud can you scream? You haven't even heard it, that's why I'm asking you. I would like it if you I would like you to stand in the corner and scream as loud as no, oh really, okay. I feel like that wasn't my best friend that night, he was the devil and my signature vocal move is whenever Finas FAS is rushed to the hospital. I just screamed, this is one of the strangest

moments

of my life, hey, I'm Billy, this is the official Billy and I saw him because I know what Bieber looks like.

I know his body language. I know how he stands. I know where he wears his pants, so I looked and thought: Can I be honest? I'm not good. with spiders you're not at all good, I can see, I said yes, so I don't want to sit down, let me see why you would have something like that, because it's cute, there's nothing cute about it, zero, I mean, I like this. Who did who is responsible for this? This must have been Phineas because you can't reach that shut up and neither can you. I did. The People's Choice award is Billy Shut Up.

It was crazy to see. Wow, everyone strong, um, and I want to dedicate this award if I don't even know if it's this, I don't know which one, I don't know, that show is all about her, you know, she put her whole pussy into that show and she really likes that They take it like hell. and um, she looks like hell, really hell, although it's like there are just red lights everywhere. I have a bunch of Gucci fabric hanging on one side, a cake so high I can't even believe it, it's like creepy and sexy. Literally shut up, they want to know your reaction.

My reaction to seeing that I'm just Ken for the first time. It was like that. I ran and killed him anyway. Moving into a monologue that made me cry and damn, I only saw the reflection of my own eyes. in my glasses, that was crazy, I can see my eyes, you guys are crazy, oh my god, anyway, that's mind-blowing, right, that's crazy. He loved me so much when he was a child. There were a couple of years where I'll quote him saying that he. He said that he had no value in life, no, literally, like an ID like between 10 and 16, oh, I kind of took a video, yeah, it's 11:00 in the morning.

I woke up at 6, guys, that's usually the time I go to sleep, but yeah, now I have singing for this, yeah, I did that and that's it to sing, I need a word, say it, say it for us, what's up again with me, let's see still a little richer than her and still married to my handsome but boring husband who cheats on me. I deceive her a lot even though you think I'm a fake in bad taste. I know my Christmas cards make you jealous and I love that I still have that power over you, so happy holidays, tampon girl, that's what I called your wife. in high school, but I loved the idea of ​​doing the one thing that people would say, you know, open your mouth and pull out a spider and I told them this whole idea and they said, "I made this for you, it's a bracelet from the friendship because you're my best friend.

You know. I thought it was

funny

. My mom has no idea what cars look like. I'm like you have one. Huh? humidifier, don't smoke, just get a humidifier, you can go like this I got what I want I feel like I've never seen an artist um, interact the way and you go up, just go on, no, go on, go on, uh. the way you interact with them is like this so these taste a little like anus but that's besides the point you didn't make these you fries that's me so you made the fries btle that I made, but I know it's good, but they told me to mix it by hand, so with your damn finger no, no, it's calm, don't worry, but maybe get rid of that leaf, all you're going to do , these are good, although yours is too hard.

Disgusting friend, I'm going to try to get it out. Might as well why leave, buddy. I'm out, oh my god, what's that nice smell? Okay, don't point it out, he gets offended, um, I was going to say, oh. How long has it been your Bar M B mfo I'm 39 now now I'm sorry I didn't mean listen you're going to be 39 someday and you're going to leave, no I'm not going. be Julia Robert's age someday I'm not going to be 39 someday no sir, yes, you are and a 16 year old boy is going to laugh at you, what's going to happen, there's going to be and the complaint is for Billy Alish. wa whoops oh my god damn that's stupid you guys damn dude wow I'm not even this I'm I'm shocked so I love you my friends my fans I love you this is a nuisance.

I'm not supposed to be here thank you, thank you for inviting me, okay, bye, how do you feel

being

here? So good, we've never met, I've been watching you, oh, you've been watching, okay, I've been watching you, yeah, that you. on Tik Tok oh no, you love it, he loves it, he loves it, right? I have to be real. Go on, I have a Dre. A couple of years ago I had a dream about Christian Bale and he was like in a little cafe. in the sunlight and it made me realize that he had to break up with my boyfriend at that time no, really, I woke up and thought it was over, what's your favorite game?

I like Uno. I've been getting oh. oh oh, what's the one where um, who's it, who's it, guess who, guess who's it, sorry, I meant, guess who, mhm, hey, who's it, who's it, like learning to drive even the first time, I can't drive, don't drive, no, but I Should you, man, British brother, what's going on? I know, beep, beep, I can't do that, I can't beep, beep, I can't drive, have you tried? No, I've tried, but I can't approve my theory. I think you can sing. Yeah, okay, well, it's been a pleasure and you guys have to go now, that's what I'm saying.

I can't believe we can drive. No, I'm sorry, you have to go now, you have to go. Okay, stop talking to me, this is the hardest thing in life, okay, let me tell you, let's see the score, I, we both know anywhere they could be hiding, yeah, yeah, and there wasn't any, and I remember standing at the refrigerator with it open like me. I was in it I was in it and what is um what is one thing that you don't miss at all I don't miss and I don't disrespect my family and friends like he doesn't miss his family no don't say that I love you all thank you for inviting me