Sesame Street: The Martians Discover a Telephone

BLUE MARTIAN: Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa waa. RED MARTIAN: Waa waa waa waa waa. BLUE MARTIAN: Meep, meep. MARTIANS: Op. Waa. Meep, meep. BLUE MARTIAN: No Mars. RED MARTIAN: No, no, no. BLUE MARTIAN: No, no. Land. RED MARTIAN: Earth. BLUE MARTIAN: Earth. RED MARTIAN: Earth. BLUE MARTIAN: Earth. RED MARTIANO: Yes, yes, yes, yes. BLUE MARTIAN: Yes. RED MARTIAN: Huh? BLUE MARTIAN: Look. RED MARTIAN: Ohhh. BLUE MARTIAN: Ohhhhh. Ahhh. Hmm? Hello. RED MARTIAN: Greetings. BLUE MARTIAN: Greetings. RED MARTIAN: Greetings. BLUE MARTIAN: Hello. Hello. MARTIANS: No, no, no, no, no, no. BLUE MARTIAN: Hmm. Book. RED MARTIAN: Book?

BLUE MARTIAN: Book. RED MARTIAN: Book of the Earth. BLUE MARTIAN: Book of the Earth. RED MARTIANO: Yes, yes, yes, yes. BLUE MARTIAN: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. RED MARTIAN: Hmm? BLUE MARTIAN: Hmm. Oh yeah. Oh. Cow. RED MARTIAN: Huh? BLUE MARTIAN: Cow. RED MARTIAN: Cow? BLUE MARTIAN: Cow. RED MARTIAN: Cow. BLUE MARTIAN: Yes. Yes, cow. RED MARTIAN: Yes, cow. BLUE MARTIAN: Moouuuu! Mooooo! RED MARTIAN: Hey, hey, hey, hey. No no no. BLUE MARTIAN: No, no. Book, book, book. Hmm. Hmm. RED MARTIAN: Oh. Ah! Cat. BLUE MARTIAN: Cat? RED MARTIAN: Cat. BLUE MARTIAN: Yes. RED MARTIAN: Cat.

Yes Yes Yes yes Yes. BLUE MARTIAN: Yes, yes, yes. Cat. RED MARTIAN: Meowww? Meow? BLUE MARTIAN: Hmm? RED MARTIAN: Hey, hey. No. BLUE MARTIAN: Hey, hey. Eh eh. No no no. Book. RED MARTIAN: Book, book, book. BLUE MARTIAN: Book. Book. Hmm. Oh! Ah, chicken. RED MARTIAN: Chicken. BLUE MARTIAN: Chicken. RED MARTIAN: Chicken. BLUE MARTIAN: Yes. MARTIANS: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. BLUE MARTIAN: Chicken. Hmm. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck! Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck! RED MARTIAN: Hey, hey. No no no. BLUE MARTIAN: No, no. RED MARTIAN: Ohhhh! BLUE MARTIAN: Oh? RED MARTIAN: Ahh! Brrrrr!

RED MARTIANO: Yes, yes, yes, yes. BLUE MARTIAN: Ohhh! Brrring! RED MARTIAN: Brrring! BLUE MARTIAN: Oh! Yes Yes Yes Yes. RED MARTIANO: Yes, yes, yes.