Funniest Moments (season 8) - Friends

monica can I talk to you for a second listen I appreciate you buying me the costume oh you did great they should put it in the box they don't, they don't do it right they should put it in huge black letters there you go chandler I'm going to have you arrested why you stole my moves, huh, they should put that in the box, evidently they do, what could I get a copy of that? Because Carol threw it away, she lost ours, what a scattered brain, but man, what a good piece. ass oh sorry I'm ruining my life no no no it's no different for you you're so strong and together you're not a dumb girl who doesn't know what she's doing excuse me one pregnant woman at a time please and I got all the top 10 scores I deleted a phoebe from the board high five what's wrong with your hand? oh yeah I made it I'm on time oh three while I phoebe you opened all the presents without me I thought we were supposed to do that together they kissed another woman call it even okay oh Dennis Phillips that's it great, how did you meet?

Well, you know, it's a funny story, funny, ha ha or funny, oh wait a minute, no, I'm the good one, I'm the one to dance with. kids all night how small your feet are um rachel and ross are having a baby which i didn't even know why didn't you tell me why i'm talking like this i have a question for you you know? how can i get around the office computer network so i can access the internet, really good porn, geography, what's so funny about it not being just an m, your middle name is muriel, i'm chandler, you think you're stronger, why don't you try it? oh I'll prove it, I'll prove it like a theorem, you're falling, oh yeah, you're going lower in the center, seriously guys, trash talk is embarrassing, shut up, you can't tell me to shut up, uh, me.

I think I just did it and uh, oh, here it comes again, shut up, I had one more thing I would tell you. Okay, shut up, you're an old lady, oh wait, no, shut up, don't cry, lady, are you a stripper too, uh no, but I could pretend to be stripped down, but that's going to cost more, okay, here there are the extra wives, spanky because I'm a tribiani, this is what we do, I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read much. o he runs really fast but damn we can eat this is the turkey oh how big is he he weighs about 19 pounds he's like me when I was born joey stop looking there's nothing there it's not true I'm afraid I'm going to need proof so You got her pregnant but you're not going to marry her, man, no one's okay.

The strangest thing I heard is that Mother God is true. I hope you are a better father than a friend, wait a minute. I really need to talk to you. Oh yes, it is. This is a talk about cold pizza or leftover meatloaf, well, not even my God, what's going on? Which of these do you think would make your little sister look sexier so that your best friend would want to do it? The red one, which I talked about, is simply a crush. It's going to disappear buddy, you gotta rearrange your bubbles hey, what's going on? oh cool ship oh no you have no idea how much this hurts monica we lived together for years i've seen you naked that's different we were roommates and when i'm curious about the human body oh god yes, You like that, don't you, oh yeah, right there you want it, there you take it there, honey, Phoebe, yeah, say my name, say it, you lied to me, well, she told me that Chandler has two copies of Annie, it's like if i would like to take a mental image of all of you click i don't think the flash went off that's true you have another child with another woman you have no control ross that's a different topic we want another question o an evil wenger card. one card one card pick a card oh I'm sorry you got tricked you're going to be a terrible mother you expect me to host a boring game it's just people standing around answering questions well there will be women in bikinis holding sheet music let's play trick this is cool let's be

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babies squeeze your legs and cover the baby's ears okay so it's another 500, it's 500 500 would you like a calculator please so I'll write you a Check that you fell asleep during my deal.

How do you clarify this? Did you like me when we met Chandler? I'm not going to lie to you, but I'm going to run away from you. Hey, Monica, listen to me. Alright? I'm not just saying this because I'm your friend, I'm saying it because it's the truth your food is abysmal I'm a fellow Regina phalange chandler oh what an unusual name well you should meet my uncle butter oh god. God