20 Most Hard Hitting Standup Jokes - Try Not To Get Offended Challenge - REACTION!!!

what's happening maca science this is going to be the first attempt at not being

offended

challenge

d are you ready? this is what we will do we will say I am

offended

this is how we will know that we have broken up okay okay you say offended Well, new game face for this, we can laugh, but we are tired of apologizing for being men and I think women would be much happier If they stopped making us apologize for it, they would save themselves a lot of wear and tear, but one. This could be an example of how no woman in America would get breast implants because if you really got into a man's mind you would understand that it's never about big or small or short or tall or blonde or dark;

It's just about old people and what it is. the

most

offensive joke you've ever written about fake Africa and more mosquito nets than every year we could say millions of mosquitoes dying unnecessarily from AIDS at stake already nine in the ashtray okay, we'll start with that example we won Don't you join him in his silence, would you dare to think what I would think about it because you are never aware of it. It's great to be here and defend a group of Muslims, how can you tell the difference? between a common Muslim and a terrorist I have no idea and that's the problem, it's not that it was immigration, they listened to you at any level and said it's never always, you know they don't speak the language, they don't speak to our neighbors they speak the language perfectly .

I lived there al

most

two years. I never said a word about it. What do you call a lesbian who drives a Ford Windstar full of penises? I have no idea what Dick Van Dyke's name is. I've never done that, but I'm talking about the Muslim Mr. Constance, right? They were always born into the right God. I was lucky to have been born into the right God. Everyone else is going to hell. I was born into religion, how did you do it? gay a woman Joan Rivers is the waitress Pete sees a sign above the bar that says cheese sandwich a paint job of a dollar fifty ten dollars he cents Joan Rivers are you the one who gives Joan says yes I am they say, well, watch out head I want a cheese sandwich, you're like a blind man looking for a black cat with crosses around its necks, that may be the reason it showed up, yes my cousin it's good to be very close and I mean very close, no, but the latest things give.

I caught myself having sex with his girlfriend and we haven't talked since, I'm sure I'll reach out and venture out, although you know, I mean, she's only 12, she was wearing makeup, I mean, viagra, it's not natural when you're 75 years. You're supposed to be thinking about God because you'll meet him soon about fucking a bag of bones in the next room. It's right in the word "Men on Pause." I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night with my mother I was safe if it's me, you know, now it's time to start stealing some things since I don't have fingerprints last week on Larry King Live.

Marlon Brando's statement that Hollywood is run by Jews in response to outraged Jewish organizations may be shocking. It snowed in New York in April. One of my friends received so many duis that he had to go to jail for a year. Now his only worry was getting raped, so he didn't shower all year because he was so busy. get a raise one of my favorites I never heard on the news there are 200 dead today when they are rebels the father says now I just read the newspaper this girl comes running she's only six years old hello honey hello Tommy have you been playing yeah in the Park, yeah, with your friends until the man came home and the man left, yeah, and you asked my friends to leave, so it's just me and him.

Oh, whatever happened, none of it was your fault. It's okay, honey, nothing, it was your fault, but tell dad. Detail what happened, he took me behind a tree, so now let's see what you're doing. I have affection for that, what happened. He took off my dress. Oh God, what's next? He took out his own. Oh, oh, tada, no one listened. nothing, that was all, we will invent something, oh my God, I feel offended, why do you allow that as a country, you know us well, not us, God, why God, we have no control, the situation of all of us, In the hands of God, where does Colin allow it? so many of our innocent children are going to be gunned down and you don't think, I mean, I know he's got this dirty Swayze all over the place, what if we make him take it?

I'm not going to question you, I know you are a mysterious wise man. Definitely no, no, everything is wise, but it seems that you are taking a terrible everything behind. Many people ask you: Do you know why Scott allowed so many birds and children to be shot? And I have a possible answer. It's not, but maybe maybe God is allowing many of our children to be gunned down so they can go to heaven, where they will then serve ISIS terrorists and suicide bombers as part of the 72 virgins they are with rewarded, that's right. In the end very well, I guess she probably wins because I was offended twice while she was offended three times.

Yeah, so how did you like trying not to be offended? Challenge everyone. I mean, it wasn't as bad as I thought. to be hmm it's interesting yeah yeah very interesting an offensive man and I were watching someone's comics and they were talking about how we're the line it's like where's the line yeah because I think of comedians it's almost as if they didn't. No, they don't have much, no, yeah, yeah, and they never did what they were really discussing about it and I thought it was something interesting and I talked about and it's like kids and you have this comic that the oyster says, uh too. soon you'll know he'll make a joke about you no no no maybe yes yes like there was someone who died recently maybe I don't know like Paul Walker died a few years ago but it's still fresh so I'm going to make you make that joke and say that You know too soon, you know the good people that I, uh, you don't know, it's not like I died 50 years ago, it's like I'm still fresh, so yeah, I know if I was a comedian it definitely wouldn't be controversial, he is not.

In that way, I think it's a lot of things for a lot of comics, it's easy for them to like shocking

jokes

like the whole mosquito skiing thing, it gives them a

reaction

, yeah, yeah, but I think some like him, he's making his point. by sight, yes. that last one, he has given this point of view, yes, life and God, I think religion is summer, take me out, yes, take it out, leave it there, because at that point there is no back and forth with anyone, that is your scenario . Yes, but out there we get angry, but you can argue with me because I'm in the right scenario.

Comedians get interrupted and stuff, but it rarely lasts a day and they don't care. Yes, thanks. There are people who like it. out there that they laugh at everything, yes, it's kind of like always, some people come up after you come out, they love the show, but that joke you know, yes, yes, everyone has their prejudices, whether they admit it or not. I think some people are more biased than others, but it's still something, yes, something that might attract you. I was never seeing a st. Bill Burr get up with this girl and I was dating her at the time and she was fat but she wasn't, she used to be fatter and she got made fun of for being fat so she'll get burned remember in July you see Italy.

Remember when she made the joke about how she saved those Foxes in this beast of a woman? Oh well, she was throwing Egg McMuffins down a ravine there for nothing, she wiped her face on the bag and you know, maybe you still have things about Cheesecake. batteries like, but yeah, he's making

jokes

about fat people and food and she was really offended and I'd never seen that before, but she had told me how much she was harassed on TV, like you see on TV, the way where people make fun. from people when you're like that it never happened in high school, but you see it on TV, so, okay, they didn't know that she was literally bullied like on TV by and by men, by the boys in high school, no They were the girls.

It was the kids that were like this, this is real, but like the things she told me, I was like I can't believe it, I can't stand bullies, so she was biased, she said she was sensitive today, yeah, everyone has out of their sensibilities, this race of rust, wheat, gender. politics religion yeah, yeah, some people have a bit of a "you know someone" thing going on: their mom hits their dad and they make a joke about domestic violence and you don't find it funny, yeah, but you know, I've dated women who they cheated a lot and if I make a cheating joke they don't laugh, but I've dated other girls where it didn't really happen enough for them to laugh, but that's how they have sensitivity, not because I have it.

Yes, I think it's funny, so tell us if you enjoyed the

challenge

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