Seinfeld Bloopers Season 3

I mean, why did even trying the first line go wrong? Oh, be careful, you're getting crumbs on him. I made him chew, but I don't think I can get him to swallow. You know, maybe you should put some cookies in a blender and he. You could drink it, cookies, no, blend it, yes, you can, you can blend the cookie, so we were wondering, do you know if it would be possible for you to write us a note? If you can't believe me, that's okay, you didn't say you can. I don't mean, if you feel weird about it, he doesn't feel weird, if he does it, do you feel weird?

I mean, up, he's up, he's gone, we're still rolling, let's start again from the top, can we make it rolling?, forget it. and come back if he does it from where I think it is from above oh from above oh sorry, sorry, it's my fault, well you can kiss Jack goodbye, goodbye, Mr. V Nazin, you see what happens when You try to help, you see. What happens when you try to be nice? You see what happens when you don't know. Your lines appear in two minutes. Well, okay, okay, I'm going to take a look at this, oh, okay, I have the manual. roll, keep going, roll, okay, pull yourself together and here we go, ready and in action, come on guys, come on, you're drawn to a lane.

I know I shouldn't be. I can't function. I can't sleep. I can't, have you seen it? the movement of the wall, yes, a movement, that is very good whiskey, I have to do a commercial for this stuff, boy, that henigan goes down smoothly and then you don't even smell that's right, friends, I only had three shots of Hans and I don't smell and imagine you don't even know whatever you know sometimes it just feels like you're losing your mind all together that's any no smell don't tell him whiskey okay you had sex with the camera made on your desk who are you what did you why did you do that Hans Hans I was sitting in the office and the cleaning woman came in.

Did you say waitress before? Do me a favor. Don't mention it to anyone. I wish you had never mentioned it to me. Elae is writing a comedy. You want to know what? How dare you read something? It was funny. I told you I didn't say anything. I told you we shouldn't do this. I said nothing. How is this? He's a kid, sweat, let him go. I'm sorry, Joe. It's not going to happen again buddy, I promise you forgot the pper. I'm going back to B har Krishna har Krishna Biff, what happened to you? You have my spare key in your apartment, yeah, in the kitchen drawer, oh man, I made a reservation, don.

Don't you have my reservation? Yes, we have it, unfortunately we ran out of cars, but the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have reservations. Yes, I know why we have reservations. I don't think you have them, because if you did, I would have a car, see, the reservation holds the car here, but if you don't have a reservation rule, it's time to go, yeah, because because, boy, what time does it start? that work? 8:00 I really hurt myself Elaine 8:00 that could be a problem so something stinks here What are you doing here? Let's go from there.

Well, we just carry on, guys, just carry on. I had to talk to you guys before something really embarrassing did it one more time. I had to tell them something. Okay, let's lead. What are you doing here? Oh, I had to tell you something before, come on guys, I'll take it. I will accept it during the program. J. If you can't understand it, go to the end. Okay, I can. No I can't, I had to tell you something before something embarrassing happens at the end of the speech, just go to the next slide. I told myself that it was you who spoke in the T oh man oh.

Elaine, it's really you, that was you, huh, what's wrong with you? Do you want to stay a while? It's just that we see anything here, there's food, no, you're fine, okay, stop messing around, George. I would like to thank you for the most wonderful four days. Have I ever happened in my life? Listen, do you want to hear it Do you want to hear it? Well I'm black, who was that man? So how was he? Well, George, I would like to thank you for the most wonderful four years I have ever had in my life. send him to college i was on the next mcferson blanket oh we play G we play what a trip it's just amazing G bab you know the only reason I'm doing this is because you went with Audrey to the hospital I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry, but it's so fun, okay, we're filming J, now, can we do it?

I don't know, okay, here we go, we can do it, she can do it, here we go, roll. I know, I know, I know. You know, it's okay and you act, you know, the only reason I'm doing this is because you took Audrey to the hospital, yeah, oh boy, here, yeah, oh look, what do I need this for? I'm going to get a 4x4 and hit you with it. You know how funny it was to say the Magic is here, the Magic is here, why don't we jump out of the car? We're doing 60 million an hour, sorry bro, first of all, you don't look like any O'Brien, period.

You should have been Brian, what are we going to do now? They'll know you're not O'Brien. There could be more than one O'Brien on a plane that washed out a limousine. They could pz. Oh no, thanks. You see her uh I don't I I well just U he looks at the coffee table and sees the Pez dispenser the Pez dispenser sees the P dispenser and then looks at what we won do you want me to take that off my face so you can miss the wedding , you'll catch the bris, fuck you, you'll catch the bris, why don't you shut up for a change?

Okay, cut it off, let me pound your ass. I think it's okay, here we go and you're a great artist. Oh so you missed the wedding you'll catch the bris man Michael Jordan is so fake why do you tell him to lay me down he baked you he baked me I said why did you tell him he baited me he bit you no now he you must. me20 because it was okay I was a babo babo babo babo what are you now you give me back my keys what don't you want me to keep your keys no you can't be trusted okay okay and I don't even want to you must hold my keys oh okay I won't okay no are these my keys these don't look like my keys who are these I think those are mine no those are yours if those are hers who are these I don't I don't know, those are yours, these are not mine, yes, okay, okay, okay, come on, now, break it up, break it up, Jerry, come on, now, stop, okay, come on, what's going on here?

What's going on here, stop now, don't you two know? That you really love each other no, I mean this, I mean you're running here looking for something that's not even there when everything that's in front of you is here for each other, I can't admit that or look. Okay, I want you to make up I want you to make up You gotta go where you're going, yeah, well, let's get it up, uh, hey.