The Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart Roasting Each Other

How tall am I in centimeters? 32. No, I think you should introduce it. I did it. Yes, I will be happy to introduce it. Oh, thank you, thank you. Well, save the supplies until you wait to see who it is and I thought so. I'm the biggest, most beloved movie star out there, he's tolerated marginally a little talented and the good news is everyone thinks he's in the third grade, ladies and gentlemen, that's what it feels like, buddy, oh, okay Yes, you were quite bored here alone. I couldn't wait to come save you I said I have to go save my house Merry Christmas I know, yeah, no, we've been gone a long time, then I'm leaving, yeah, I know right.

I'm going to a Christmas party upon your arrival. I almost closed it. I was close, okay, hey, I just turned it off. I didn't do it because you're my friend, but I know it could have happened. Well, Kevin, are you okay with this? I said, well, it depends on how you feel. We had to look. back and forth about your attitude, we'll talk about it later, let's talk about it later according to Google, how tall is Kevin? Okay, this is a good legit, legit, legit answer, because I know you're my best friend, uh, four foot two, yeah, yeah. but that's legit, hey, you've actually sold me, although I think he'll get it.

No, what would you do? 24 hours in The Rock's body 24 hours in The Rock's body, well, okay 15, he would be playing himself How many centimeters am I? I don't even know what that is in inches. How much am I measuring in centimeters? 32 not 1.63 centimeters that was a Jumanji League of superheroes and Dwayne you were Black Adam Karen was nebula and Jack was Nacho Libre who would be Kevin? Oh, okay, Pete, it would be Honky Pete, what were his superpowers? I would be Black Adam, look at a Honky Pete, the alien has no pockets, no

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superhero has ever put anything in his pockets, handsome Pete will be your first superhero to say, give me he has a bus. everything happens everything that superheroes don't think they need once Kevin finds out who the father of his child is, go ahead, close it, this is what happens when we get together, that's pretty quick, that's quick, pretty quick, because you are playing zoology, yes.

That's what I said as an actor, yes, the individual, you know, no, I don't do this, I don't make mistakes, it terrifies, that's the word reload, yes, but you didn't make it easy for him, although you were. oh, come on, you know, pumpkin, yeah, that's good, I mean, that's a very polite word, yeah, every time I can make his life miserable, it was a lot, so let's at least do it right. You don't like insects. I don't like any of them. Are you serious, very serious, are you a city boy? Well you know, I don't think we should, we have to label him, boy, you see how he said it like he was talking down, yeah, well, let's talk about your performances, Dwayne, what did he do?

If you think about Kevin's performance, this is going to be a great response, you know, I thought, let's see, there's a money level, yeah, yeah, and then there's the Wag the Dog level, well, wait a second and then there's, Come on, then there is dirt. I did not do it. I mean, if you could spend 24 hours in Kevin Hart's body, how would you spend the day? Suicide That's what I do. Wait a second. No, no, I wouldn't. This is a good day. This is a good day. It was nice and muscular. Alright. he'll tell you tell them tell him how muscular my glutes are muscular I'm not doing anything when you said wow that's not really muscular I said I remember saying dude you don't need to prove that's okay I said you're I'm going to lose a lot of fans if that goes well.

I think you subscribe, since this is a ferret, no, almost, I really like it, like a little tail that you have and you're running around, remember, I say, hey, there you are. monkey no almost but that is very small and sometimes the kittens like to play with you like meow yes no yes the cats like to play with this uh and the cats eat them and the snakes eat them and I almost yes yes well, that's what they call you, I mean I mean, would you really run? I'm seriously considering it. Yes, physically, he can't, he can't run, his knees are bad.

No, I can run, my knees are very bad. I don't race in New York, that will be difficult. The president ever had to run for president, walk away, go, he won't be able to do it, no, it's me, it encourages you, these are horrible, okay, okay, how did you find the heat? Did it come natural to you oh, very natural, baby, well, that's it? what I can trash now that's what it smells like to do something that's smarter than real life that's where it came from you know there's a time when I'm doing it now yeah, in real life oh you only see it in a restaurant when they order their food I'll be like hey, man, just order the food that you don't have to make, that you don't have, I'll bring the chicken and you'll see the waitress, oh, I'm going to order my food right away, hey.

I'll tell you what you said I'm trying to think I'm trying to tell you what I want Does it do anything for you? He burns Yeah, it turns me on Can you get something hot? Constipation Yes, in a strange way. it confuses them it has emotions that confuse my intestines and everything else literally freezes when it burns because I'm not upset that's exciting that's exciting news that you would spread I think if you want me on your team you would want me to do something foreign Dwayne went to college from Miami uh, what did you study while you were there?

A study, how did you study? As in educating yourself I said yes, I tried to improve through my textbooks and wow, cars changing batteries. and cars oh man it has to be uh in high school uh what were you like? I'll start with you Dwayne, yeah right, well that's what I had to do in high school because I was like, please just give him the real difference, okay, I'll do it. well when I was 14 15 I was a walking contradiction because I was probably already six three 180 maybe 200 I had a big mustache I looked like I was 48. yeah I was wrestling I really was wrestling in high school yeah that's me that's me . in high school, but yeah, yeah, don't laugh like that, no, that's fine, well, there's my picture.

No? Don't laugh like you look like a detective. That's a DJ. I'm trying. So I need. therapy, okay, you laugh. In fact, I bought a picture of Kevin for you when he was 16, so he's the same age, the same age, there he is, yeah, look at them, ah, he's doing this. I wish I was that tall, but I'll never be that tall. No, I will always be shorter in everyone's cat. I hate standing right next to the stove like there's no way to tell I was a big kid or anything like everything is here, it's the perspective that I don't I don't know what's really bad this is really bad No higher than the stove at 16. if it's a topic um okay, let's try it Communications good communication it was a good choice that's not like that no no no no no I didn't want to work for the CIA well thank God that didn't happen, what do you mean what is that supposed to mean?

He would be a great agent for the agency, yes we have been in trouble, I said criminology, there is a mutual admiration, Kevin has a lot. of drive and ambition, you know, his mouth is like Energizer's in the making, but that's okay, I just looked for that, but I have tremendous respect for this guy and we always and always have a uh, what you know I gave it my all , I was very positive, I have a lot of love and a lot of respect for you and that's why you know, you actually see it on the screen when we get together and, yeah, yeah, I do a lot of things too.

The heavy lifting, okay, that's it, The Jungle is in theaters everywhere in December. I found a really good one, you know, those questions, you probably realize how uninteresting you are. Wow 2016 People magazine was right to vote for Dwayne, the sexiest man alive. I have never seen a bigger book. In fact, I should throw this water on the guy hard. So angry. I mean, how did you do it? You've never been more upset in my life. No, no, no, because you won. Given the fact that I wasn't even considered that year, which was one of my sexiest years, what position did Dwayne use to play when he was part of the University of Miami football team?

It's an easy question, you got it, what is that? trying to think of a guy like what are their names? um, they run out and put the soccer jersey in the middle of the field before kickoffs, what are they called? I'm just telling that to your DJ, which was one of In my sexiest years, there were a lot of unplayed shirts that year. I really, really strategically put myself in position to be in a race and I felt like I don't know. I just feel like it was a setup, it was a hoax. Not even in a race, where you were running, no, no, I wasn't a DJ.

You're worried about the football jersey. This guy runs off with the team manager, takes out the tea, and then comes back so he can get off. field as they start playing no, I actually played, man, like you play, okay, you were wrong, yeah, man, you were actually in the games, um, okay, let's try it, you were, you were a quarterback, Wayne and Rock Johnson did not. I see your photo in the pool acting like Why what ugly face is that you act like you're not looking at the camera? What could I have done so much better than that?

Too many poses. There's still hope. You have to keep hope alive. I'm trying, I'm going to try, I'll do it again this year, man, hey, offensive tackle, do you want to run back? No, no, the Bo Jackson of Miami, no, that wasn't me, what did you do? Why why would you say that? say in PLM defensive linebackers Johnson would be a brilliant US president cool oh wow yeah I said that because I want to see Crash and Burn so you want to take me to the White House so I can crash and burn. so you can stress out Jesus, I want to see, I just want to see you do this 13 times.

I'm so sick of these people outside Taco outside places outside tackle field someone is asking the obvious question why is this turtleneck so baggy who wears it? a loose tournament, I mean you're looking at a lot of bad decisions, the horrible thing about that is at the time I was literally WWE Intercontinental Champion at the time and I walked out of the house looking like that, oh man that's Wayne No. Rock Johnson, where with the fanny pack the

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, well this is stupid, what do you mean IQ? That's what happened, remember, what do you mean, remember nasty, no, I'm yeah, Wayne, dumb as a

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, no, don't say it out loud, there's a lot of them.

Many people here don't say that out loud because it won't leave that impression. What is the real answer? It's um, well, I have it in the bedroom. How do you like that? Oh wow, their own stuff, their own stuff, wow, this is a tough one, okay, some of us are born with it, it's weird because we never talk during our meetings about which ones, what do you mean? Me, Tom Cruise, the boys, the action boys, yes, me, Tom Jackie Chan. I am passing the phone to someone who receives I am very afraid of trips to any type of animals, especially butterflies.

I'm passing phones to someone who has no hair but has a full forehead. I'm passing the phone to someone who's starring in his own superhero movie called honky Pete. Passing the phone to someone who doesn't wash the back of their knees, don't encourage it guys. He passed the phone to someone who lost his virginity when he was 22 years old. I pass the phone to someone who turns their underwear inside out because they are too lazy to wash them properly wow I pass the phone to someone who wears a thong inside out I pass the phone to someone who doesn't have a big toe I pass the phone to someone who wears a thong inside out I pass the phone to someone who doesn't have a big toe I'm passing the phone to someone who is still trying to figure out who his real father is.

I'm passing the phone to someone who has been lying about his Hawaiian heritage for his entire career. Oh my god, where am I going now? I'm passing the phone to someone who is really tired of taking me to his movies.