Disgraced Crypto Mogul Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced to Prison, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Drops

-Have fun! Enjoy it everyone! Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show." Are you here! Thanks for watching at home! Well, guys, it's almost Easter and... Yes. And today, the First Lady announced that the theme for this year's White House Easter Egg Roll will be "Egg-ucation." Egg. Education with eggs. I think we're already off to a great start. Actually, it was between "Egg-ucation" and "Panicking about the Egg-lesson." ♪♪ But they chose "Egg-ucation". That's... But it should be fun. All day long, kids will have the option to hunt for eggs...or for President Biden after he walks away and you say... "I found it!

I found it! I found it!" Well, understand this. First Lady Jill Biden is publishing a children's book about the White House cat called "Willow the White House Cat." Yes. It's cute. It is expected to be quite different from the book about the Bidens' dog, Commander. I'll show you what I mean. For example, Willow's book says... And Commander's book says... Next... -Wow! -Willow's book says... Yes. The commander's book says... I mean, this is a... -What?! That?! -I could not believe it. -Did they release this book?! -Okay, yes. Finally, Willow's book says... And you say, "This is disrespectful." I mean...

That shouldn't be published. Well, changing the subject, there is great news from abroad. Germany is legalizing marijuana. Yes. In a related story, flights from Berlin to Amsterdam are down 3,000%. Yes, everyone on the Autobahn now drives 4 miles per hour. Well, a lot of people are talking about this. Today in New York City, Sam Bankman-Fried was

sentenced

to 25 years in

prison

for his role in the collapse of his

crypto

currency company, FTX. It's even worse news for his cellmate. He's been stuck for 25 years with a guy who loves to talk about

crypto

currencies. "He's protected by a blockchain, and they'll never get into the blockchain because..." "Can you get me a razor?

No, it's for me. Uh..." "He's safer than you think." you think!" Guys, New York just became the first city in the United States to pass congestion charging... ...which means that cars arriving in Midtown Manhattan will have to pay an extra $15. A toll of 15 dollars. And that's not all. The city also announced other new tolls. Look these. You'll have to pay $15 if you make eye contact with someone on the subway for more than three seconds. They'll also charge you $15 if you say, "This is like 'Sex and the City,'" when all you're doing is eating brunch. No, no, it's not.

It's just... We're just eating. Yes, and finally, it's $15 if you block the entire sidewalk because your tourist family is arm-in-arm like the Rockettes. "Come on. That's the thing. The Statue of Liberty." This is exciting: Beyoncé's long-awaited country album, "Cowboy Carter," is released tonight at midnight. Massive. The album is going to be huge. At this moment God says: "Should we delay Holy Week for a week so that there are no conflicts?" Well, get this: I read that Burger King is celebrating next month's solar eclipse by giving out free Whoppers. They're even giving us special glasses so you can look directly at the meat. "That?!" -"Myerr!" -"Bye bye!" Guys, today was opening day of Major League Baseball.

Oh man, that's exciting. I love it, I love it. The problem with baseball is that it can be boring sometimes, and you can tell that fans want some changes based on the new version of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." I heard they were singing it today. Listen to this. -Actually? -Yeah. - I thought it was interesting. And finally, according to the CDC, sexually transmitted diseases are increasingly common among older adults. -Oh. - It's even worse the next morning when you have to do the walk of shame. Yes, we had a great show. Give it up for The Roots!

Come now! ♪♪ -♪ Unh, unh, not like many ♪ ♪ I'm different, so don't compare me with another ♪ ♪ Because they can't hang up, word to your mother ♪ -Ohh! We have a great show for you tonight. She is a talented actress who stars in and produces the new film "The Absence of Eden", which will be released in theaters on April 12. Zoe Saldana is here tonight! She is huge. I love her. She is a very funny comedian. My God. We've known Neil for a long time. Yes, probably... Yes. Long time. He is an old friend. But she's crushing it. He is a great comedian and an Emmy-nominated writer and director.

His third Netflix special, "Crazy Good," premieres April 9. Neil Brennan will be joining us tonight! Funny, funny man. And tonight we have some good music from MAX! Oh yeah! "Love in stereo." Oh, this is big. I want to remind everyone that the Fallon Book Club Spring Reading is happening right now. This is a big problem. We have 16 books. Well? These are real books. Let's... We pit them against each other. We'll narrow it down to the Fantastic Two, and then we'll read together the final, winning book that we all vote on. -Oh. -Yeah. I haven't read any of these yet, but this is...

So you can go to FallonBookClub.com or. If you don't feel like writing... -Correct. Beep, beep. -Just tap this QR code right there on any of your smart devices, or whatever. It takes you right there. You do not have to do anything. Then you go straight to support. You vote on which book you heard that was good or which one you want us to read together. And that is what we will read. Well, it will be the Elite Eight. -Oh. -Yeah. I wouldn't... I wouldn't bet on these things. -You would not do that? -I would like to. -How much does it cost? -Yeah.

But, I mean, you twisted my arm there. -Yeah. -But yes... But no... You never know because they are all great books. They are different types of books. There are suspense novels. Mysteries. Hey, science fiction. Yes. So any of these books could win. Voting was supposed to end tonight at 11:30, but a moment ago we had some breaking news to share. So far we have obtained more than 350,000 votes. -Oh! -The response has been so overwhelming that we have decided to end the voting period in one hour. So now you have until 12:30 a.m. to vote for your favorite book.

Get your votes. Be sure to tune in tomorrow night when we reveal the Elite Eight books that advance to the next round. Stay. When we come back, screenshots from "Tonight Show"! Come on! ♪♪