What if You Became President for 1 DAY?

Okay, meet Arnold and he's in trouble again Arnold, don't be such an idiot, you have a billionaire

president

right in front of you. You can ask for anything and by the way,

what

did you ask for? It's a shame this time Trump. He is the one who makes fun of you and not me because now you are going to replace him for a whole day why will it be a joke just look at

what

he eats French fries Burgers rivers of cola you will die before the next day is over eating Egg McMuffins and soda queue for breakfast, you will have a meeting with the security services, sign some documents and, well, to hell with this, let's have fun around the city, now you are waiting for the

president

ial motorcade, these are 12 identical bulletproof cars. that can withstand a bomb explosion, you have the possibility to contact any of the leaders around the world, so Putin invited you to the bathhouse again, that's a big plus, Arnold, and we can drive there, It's time for lunch and a large pizza. is waiting for you covered in ketchup and chocolate milkshake this is a little boring maybe we should declare a state of emergency or I know we could troll Kim Jong-un maybe we shouldn't support the law like all American citizens should be subscribed to fulfill it Arnold home sweet home for dinner we have chicken thighs from KFC and of course more Cola something tells me that Trump eats like this just for the image but in reality that's why he takes an annual salary of only one dollar you asked him for his salary as a reward, you're a maroon, so you got your dollar, but you have to pay taxes on the four hundred thousand dollars, which is Trump's original salary, although he gives it away to federal agencies, so, Arnold, what kidney do you have?

Are you going to sell Arnold? Something unexpected. It's happened, do you remember the movie The Devil's Double, the one where a witch kid forcibly turns another person into his double and then sends the clone instead of himself to dangerous meetings and stuff, so yeah , do we need you to help one of my acquaintances? You will replace Kim Jong-un for one day Can you imagine ruling a country with a population of 25 million people who obey, worship and exalt you and only you, but to be honest, they have no choice in this matter ? Many things. what most people see as normal here you are only allowed to go there, for example, wear clothes from the best European designers or eat Nutella, well, you are involved in important state affairs, your huge house is guarded by a platoon of armed soldiers, an electric fence. and a minefield, even a nuclear explosion will be repelled by its lead-covered walls Rod, his personal armored train begins its journey directly from this house its speed does not exceed 60 kilometers per hour due to the enormous weight of the carriages that are sheathed with plates armored only for today all this is in your power this year's harvest was quite fruitless as you can see and 10 million people can starve for sure, but 15 million more will still be boys who better not go in there for a few 20 minutes, okay, if it is for state security, only the president can use the mobile toilet.

All urine and stool samples are collected to monitor your health and ensure that no spy, God forbid, finds out about your illnesses. The best room in the entire city was rented just for you and after you leave no one will even think that the president stayed here the security service does not leave a single fingerprint or a hair of the Glorious ruler everyone is already waiting for you don't say anything just smile and wave your hands. I just knew the US President wouldn't send a meeting invite on WhatsApp Hi Arnold, are you waiting for your friends?

Hmm, my friends don't act like that. Arnold, what have you done this time? Oh, not you, but your dangerous aunt after she walked. She freed her last time she fell back into her old nefarious habits and now the FBI will take you for 24 hours because you know her best. There are around 15,000 agents working for the FBI with 56 regional offices, their main training center is located in Quantico. Virginia, more than one hundred special agents are on the premises at any given time ready to train new agents. They will also show you our Arnold. An FBI agent has to be prepared for anything, but not this.

How can that be useful? Arnold. FBI agents receive the right to bear arms in 1934. 26 years after its founding, today marksmanship training is absolutely necessary and one of the most important courses and Arnold seems to be doing well after having demonstrated his skills in all the stages of our Arnold's training. will become an FBI agent for 24 hours, not bad company Arnie, maybe our Arnold will try his luck in the cyber department created in 2002. That's where they have the kind of cutting-edge technology that will help Arnold in the search for he. You're already looking for Arnold, come on, cheer up Arnold, I knew I shouldn't have waited long after all, your belly always comes first thanks to a tip he received, of course not Arnold, the FBI managed to find out where his aunt is .

The accomplice lives the infamous biker known as Buffalo Joe and now a special operation is underway. Here's our suspect, everyone get ready. Oh, come on, Arnold, there's always something with you. Arnold, come on, your colleagues need help. How are you going to stop him like this? It can't be that in some way your idiocy serves you, here you have the opportunity to interrogate a prisoner. Well, Arnold, to get answers, you have to ask questions and they say silence is golden. Oh, you have an idea. Are you going to teach him a lesson in good behavior? oh god, what a treacherous move, Arnold, I don't recognize you, I didn't expect you to be able to rip this mountain of muscle like I was a little boy, well Arnold, you're so close to capturing your aunt, I see what you're thinking.

You're a real FBI agent now, Arnold, but you still act like a typical cop. Hey, how about we continue the search for your aunt? Let's take a look at the FBI files. Over 5,000 individual strands of hair are stored here as evidence, there are even case files for Charlie Chaplin and John Lennon, we need to find your aunt's case so we can get a court order to tap her butt, now we can listen to her aunt like with Pablo Escobar and according to the most recent information, she simply ordered a pizza Arnold this is your chance you can go undercover for your safety you will have a hidden microphone with you and your task is to surreptitiously hide a bug in his office now it's time to do it Arnold now everything depends on you it is very important that you try to act as natural as possible ring Arnie enters his house now this is your chance go come on come on Arnold this is your mission go and place the insect in his office great now slowly and carefully sneak up on me hmm Wow, looks like we have a little problem Arnold, uh, quick, come up with something, oh no, Arnold, come out, run before it's too late, yeah, she's a little more dangerous than I thought .

Arnie, wait, I'm sure someone will rescue you, uh, oh. The Jig Is. Get up buddy, now he's going to mortalize you without blinking. Did you come to apologize, Arnold? How sweet of you, Mr. Good Boy, but your aunt has other ideas, you know, it's a little ironic that you were chasing her before her. Now she's chasing you, buddy, are you sure? It's okay to take pictures here, Arnold, I have bad news. All governments around the world have been overthrown and are now ruled by dictators. Yes, on the one hand, it is good that no one leaves their countries anymore and that everyone works for the good of their country. well-being and position in the world but, on the other hand, under such regimes most people will not live in houses or residential complexes but in prisons because the laws of the countries will be very strict and sometimes even really strange, you can forget about the After After all, the benefits of civilization are no longer necessary and each country will work only for itself, but what that means is that if before there was no heavy industry in your country, such as vehicle manufacturing, now there is not. you will. be able to get a new car and the only thing you can expect is at best a poor quality bike and I'm not saying that all social media has disappeared but now you can only have private conversations with your friends somewhere deep in the forest and with the radio it got very loud and now even if you want a haircut, your hairstyle will need approval from the local administration and there are only a limited number of hairstyles approved by the government, but the scariest thing is that now all countries suspect each other.

Being a potential threat, almost all of every country's resources are invested in military buildups, and unfortunately, one of these days someone will break down and press that big red button. Arnold, you save the world. Who would have thought that your color blindness would save the planet? Hello, Arnold. I know you love to travel, especially time travel, welcome to the year 2100. This girl has contact lenses that connect to the Internet. She can search any information about you in just a few seconds. Here you will die a virgin. Get inside this. The space elevator will take you to an altitude of 35,000 kilometers above sea level, right into a huge shower that converts the energy of the Earth's rotation into electricity.

To your right is a human body parts store. Let's go in and find a replacement for your unfortunate Finger, this doctor can recreate an entire organism from the genome alone, which is why all the zoos here are full of dinosaurs, dodo birds and even Neanderthals. Do you want a snack? 3D printers print food from artificial animal cells, synthesize flour and minerals and taste better than the foods of 2019. What a wonderful world, true, but everything could turn out very differently nuclear war global warming pandemics this could also be our future the Science is a double edged sword we can use it forever or we could all die from it and today he's in Europe he's looking at this ancient temple and it's pretty creepy here hey who turned out the light?

Arnold, you better not touch anything. What's going on? Arnold, run, Mother of God. It seems like we are now in the 13th century and we are here during the Holy Inquisition, what an incredible journey, the main mission of the Inquisition was to fight heretics, hey, what did Arnold do? Oh, I think I get it, now they mistaken your phone for a black magic weapon. The Inquisition got along so well with progress when Giordano. Bruno demonstrated that the Earth revolves around the Sun, this completely contradicted Catholic ideas. Arnold, you're out of luck in those days, all redheads were suspected of having ties to the devil, relax at first, they'll just ask you, take a seat and calm down.

The chairs here are made of iron specifically so that they can be heated. Confessions were usually obtained through torture. You must abandon heresy. Arnold during the time of the Inquisition. There were many pagan rituals. They mistook us for black magic. They tried to convert the pagans. Catholicism, come on Arnold Embrace Catholicism and you will be free, it's true, the Inquisition sometimes lets the truly repentant go free, holy nonsense, now it seems like someone reported that you guys often accused others of heresy to get rid of them, I didn't do. I know if you can endure more of these tortures Arnold, know the Spanish boot, the heretic's fork and the cradle of Judas Arnold.

I strongly recommend that you confess everything. Okay, by signing this you agree that you are a necromancer, a wizard, and a gnome. The positive. The point is that the torture ended and the Inquisition did not actually execute people after confessing that the criminal was sentenced in a state court. Calm down Arnie, no one will burn you according to the law, they will just cut off your head, um, wow, it seems. as if everyone is afraid of your ability to release flames from your hands, it seems to be powerful magic. These medieval Catholics are so wild that they believe everywhere.

Hello Arnold, so you decided to do a good deed. All this just for the donuts, oh bastard. Well, don't worry, today you will have the opportunity to do a very good deed. The entire planet is infected with the Chinese diarrhea virus, but I made your blood the only vaccine in existence. There are seven billion people in the world and they are all looking for you. Countries have published your photo in all possible media. You are in all the police databases and not only the police in the world but all the best special forces in the world are after you.

British intelligence MI6, which has been working 24 hours a day for 100 years straight. isi Pakistan's interdepartmental intelligence agency with the world's largest residence 10,000 agents CIA watch out Arnie torture people Canadian intelligence service with a search budget of over 500 seven million dollars do you really think you can hide of all of them? You are on every smartphone on social media, you become more popular than Greta Thunberg. I'm sure she envies you now, after all, you can really help save humanity, just give them your blood to the last drop.Elite special forces from all countries. US Navy Seals, French national gendamari, Chinese snow leopards are already coming for you, but of course even a random student could catch you.

Big brother is watching you alone in New York City. There are about 20,000 surveillance cameras that take photographs and compare the distance between the main features of your face, nose, eyes, mouth, the data is converted into a person's numerical code, a facial impression and verified against the database Furthermore, on the dark web, anyone can purchase databases of video camera images from coffee shops, hospitals, shopping malls, even near the FBI headquarters. They can find out where you were just five minutes ago. Get this. These glasses with built-in infrared LEDs will help you hide your face from cameras. To them, your face will look like a bright blind spot.

Wait a bit. I forgot the battery this is not enough you need a disguise it was a bad idea eating so many donuts caused excessive gas buildup unleash the winds you look fine but the search dogs will find you by the smell of butyric acid the odorous component of your sweat will not help that just one gram of sweat is enough for the dog to smell you on the roof of that 10-story building or at a depth of 15 feet under concrete in the United States alone there are almost 7 million The drones stop waving and take this special weapon.

Against drones, this weapon fires a wide stream of electromagnetic emissions so you don't have to aim. It is enough for the interference current to cover the Drone and then it will lose contact with its base and lose control. What have you done? Getting Lost in the Crowd Alien Brain Bone Well, you have to kiss Arnie, any last wishes and today he's walking around the zoo. Hey knobs, stop acting like you're the King of the Beast, have some respect, Arnold, you and the chimp. We share ancestors from whom we diverged seven million years ago. Life living in the forest and in open spaces simultaneously helped us develop bipedalism and our upright posture, this in turn freed our hands for tulios and other useful activities such as taming the fire, cooking food helped contribute to better and faster digestion, which together were other things that led us to develop our bigger and better brains.

Yes, Arnie, I know it's hard to believe, but the march of evolution still continues, for example, because we start cooking food before we eat. Our jaws have shrunk and wisdom teeth have already stopped growing and 20 of human beings. In addition, along with the improvement in the quality of food, the average height of homo sapiens has increased by 10 centimeters, but so has their weight, However, for modern people it is not the bodily changes that are important. It is very important, but technology allows us to move while sitting, fly and even drink a cold beer without leaving our comfortable chairs.

What will be next? Wow, it looks like scientists have created a super computer that can predict our future and they have. a message for us, let's listen over the last hundred years, the number of people on the planet has quadrupled, at the same time that humanity has destroyed 80 percent of all animal fauna and environmental pollution has already caused climate change irreversible, therefore, in the future due to globalization. Heating our bodies will stretch our skin will darken and our ears will grow for better heat dissipation. Wow, Arnold, you look a lot like your neighbor Henry, but the fact is that in the last 150,000 years the brains of Homo sapiens have shrunk by 200 grams and Continuing to shrink a more comfortable life leads to inactivity and degradation Homo sapiens he might lose his intelligence forever mmm, well that's funny, I thought no one would care, he's going to take a vacation for the first time in 10 years and he's going to have fun, I'm sorry, but it looks like your vacation will have to be postponed Elon Musk's spaceship crashed another failure after the disastrous launch of the cyber truck that really wants to colonize Mars Elon Musk has managed to dehydrate people and package them in capsules look, it works like instant noodles just add water On board there were 67.5 billion capsules, so now there will be 10 times more idiots on Earth, but this is not your problem, although in reality it probably is too, now with so many people you can't provide transport for everyone, it's faster.

Every person walking on the planet produces about 0.75 kilograms of garbage every day, so more than 200 billion tons of garbage per year are enough to completely fill about 99 Grand Canyons. Power plants are being built everywhere because 75 billion people consume about 125 billion kilowatts. Per day, this amount of electricity is enough to charge 8 billion iPhones, but this also means emitting huge amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere. It doesn't take a genius to realize how badly this will affect the climate. Free space is scarce. So here are your new roommates, all men. Reproduction is strictly prohibited by law under penalty of death.

This world definitely doesn't need any little Arnold Rugrats running around, although you had bad luck with women. Anyway, by the way, the way you're hungry, you want to eat something, all food. now it's synthetic and recycled, you just tried a recycled toilet paper filling, I cooked it just for you, like Pearls Before Swine, anyway you still have to spend the night in this corner because of the increase in CO2, all the glaciers have melted and flooded 35 percent of the land, given the agricultural needs of the people to feed themselves, less than one percent of the land is reserved for housing, now only the rich can afford to sleep with their legs outstretched, damn Arnold.

I envy a dwarf like you, sit down and watch a movie on the Internet. in a slow solution, oops, to enter you have to take a number and stand in line, you are number 1250 due to overcrowding, internet speeds have dropped by 99.5 percent, look where you're going. 20-story cemeteries are only for millionaires, the rest of the population is buried in any free land, pack your bags. Elon Musk built an ark with ocean waste and said he would take you to the underwater areas. The cities of Las Vegas are now built thirty thousand feet underwater like Everest, but down instead of up, you can finally rest Arnie.

At least in your hallucinations, this is Arnold Arnold. I know you're a little tired of all our experiments. How about a happy moment for you? So we can arrange for you to choose this remote control, as you can see, it has three buttons. Press the first one. You just traveled three billion years back in time, only single-celled organisms live during this era, without pain or humiliation, so Arnold, you are happy now, thinking about it, to be honest, I am worried about humanity if somehow way you become its founding father, how is this? for a change, Earth 2020 and now you are the happiest human being in the world because you are the only human being alive.

Everyone else on the planet disintegrated when a dark matter experiment went wrong. What are your plans? Arnold, hey, where are you going? I wonder how long it will take you. i can survive without anyone working in power plants there is no more electricity and that means no heat or refrigerator or clean water maybe you should look up some survival tips on the internet oh wait there is no internet anymore you will just have to figure it out find out how survive on your own water bottled water has a shelf life of about two years and you can sterilize river water with strong alcohol.

What about food? The only food products with an unlimited shelf life are rice, milk powder and honey and to be honest, I think it is unlikely that you will ever master the art of hunting to diversify your diet. You will have to move to Mexico. It is warmer there and you can dedicate yourself to agriculture. You will also need to acquire some medical skills. You don't die the first time you cut yourself and even after solving all these basic survival problems you will have to try not to lose your mind from the absolute and unrelenting loneliness.

Well, looks like you made it, Arnold, alone and without all those pesky people. People who produce food Build houses Manage water treatment facilities Monitor sensors in nuclear power plants and control space stations Meet Arnold He had a difficult childhood Now he's making up for lost time Did you know Arnold that there are 15,000 nuclear warheads in the world with a combined capacity of about 7,500 megatons. You should probably also know that five minutes ago I sent one of them your way. There's no point stepping on the accelerator. Arnold. The electromagnetic pulse wave killed all the electronic components that modern cars are so packed with.

You're going to be hit by the blast wave even if this old rusty cube was made of solid graphene which at the atomic level is even stronger than diamond and you somehow miraculously survive all this destruction, you're still going to go through hell, wake up your skinny ass. Up, Arnold, we need to check how far you are from the epicenter of the explosion. Remember, if you see a mushroom cloud, extend your hand in that direction and give a thumbs up. If the cloud is larger than your thumb, then you are in the radioactive zone. what a lucky guy you have sunscreen, it won't help you idiot, I'm joking, you should run away from here.

Fast radioactive isotopes in small quantities have already begun to slowly destroy your DNA, how do you feel my friend? Yes, that's right, it's a good time for a shower. Avoiding contact with contaminated items and using special water procedures can increase your chances of survival. Do you have a water filter? Arnold, even the weakest radiation will result in progressively malignant tumors. Well, congratulations, you survived a nuclear attack and I no longer need a Halloween costume, but this is not the end. If someone in the world launches a missile with a nuclear warhead, a domino effect will follow.

All the nuclear powers in the world will unleash their war dogs. then comes the real apocalypse Arnold the era humanity is likely to end. You are going to die, my friend, it is time to leave this universe.