Doctor Reacts To Painful Medical Memes

bone but 206 oh look I'm catching up faster on these

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by the way you have a lot more bones than that when you're born because your baby is cartilage and it ossifies becomes bone they fuse together and you get 206 I think 312 check Facts I just realized I do yoga every day 13 is my favorite position, in fact I'm completely making that up. I have never fallen asleep like 13. People who fall asleep on their back with their arms alone scare me because who sleeps like that? Dr. Mike performs an operation. The patient's credit card declines. Doctor Mike. So you have chosen to die from the breast.

I only do chest compressions when the heart stops beating. I saw that that's a dad joke when your boss asks you for proof. We're in the hospital, so this patient is experiencing what's known as apple nose syndrome in his hand, which isn't actually an IV, it's the loading port. This patient is low on battery and unless he takes it to a wall, we're out. able to defibrillate it the bones of the head connected to the neck bone facts the bones of the neck connected to the neck bone facts the bones of the neck connected to the neck are going to simply name all the cervical structures there are seven cervical vertebrae and remember to always stop the CPR after the patient's second home should stop at the first touch.

CPR is intended to be performed on patients whose hearts have stopped, patients are no longer breathing, have no pulse, and are unconscious because conscious patients have a pulse when drinking everything. of milk is fine, I don't know what not, that's cancer, this is a can, no, this is cancer, osteosarcoma, who decided that skeletons are scary because honestly, I would be more scared if the muscular system suddenly went into my room, have you ever been? The bodies are on display, there are muscles everywhere. Have you seen the muscles on the face? No, I'll show you. This isn't so scary because I know this guy can't even move because he has no muscles so if he floats I know I could just push him away no problem this guy Jack is scary look at this normal your back will hurt eventually , boring stupid bones, back streets, okay, he thought it was funny a priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank the rabbit says I think he might be a guy or he's obviously a rabbi and it's a typo but you need a hyphen look at the importance of a hyphen I can give you many examples of how important grammar is look at this comma apple garlic to wait freshly what apple, garlic, for a freshly made one, oh yes, my goodness, apply garlic to a freshly cut open or burn it to immediately intensify the pain.

Honestly, some of these tricks are more or less like this. Remember that removing the vegetables from your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed. this is bad health advice if you saw this on twitter run doc how old are you on a scale of one to eight child stops at eight the darkness makes god and they always combine the dark meme with the cute family photo or the kind one and sweet

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it's like wishing the child well they call the nurses to play cards anesthesiologists crossword puzzles anesthesiologists do the strangest things while patience is low because sometimes operations take, you know, eight hours, ten hours and , sometimes they change, but other times they're doing sudoku crosswords, I'm like I see you, you're smart, he looks bad

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, I don't know, you're probably, what is he playing?

I think it's Lego Star Wars, Lego Star Wars and the patient. it's not completely on the machine, so this is a bit false. It would be more realistic if this radiology tech or radiologist was playing solitaire because computers are so old in hospitals that I don't think they can handle Lego Star Wars. It would be like solitaire or bust or minesweeper who plays minesweeper let me know doctor, you can drink a glass of beer a day. I've seen this with all different types of drinks. No, you have to be very careful when you're a doctor or a nurse or a healthcare professional asks questions like this to patients because sometimes you ask like, oh, how much are you drinking, oh, a glass and they're glasses like that.

I'm brainstorming an awesome build in Sims 4. I'm actually starting to build it, oh my gosh, in my bros video, I didn't know you could tear down an entire house and when Kelsey and Pizza Case saw this, okay, here we go, small buildings, why are your rooms connected? She could have had an aneurysm like she ruptured, how disappointing. She was with me when the surgeon said oops, honestly, the surgeon should say "pee, whoop," because if you leave scissors in someone's abdomen like you have a big problem, I mean, look, it's happened, we've left instruments in the intestines of patients. in patients with thoracic cavities, but the reality is that we have become so strict in doing a timeout with our procedures where everyone in the room is identified, the patient is identified, the site of operations is identified, then we do a very clear account of all the instruments of all the sponges, although they are out, by the way, if you still see that sponge from the Grey's Anatomy episode that is legal and I covered it, I'm looking for it, all I say is hashtag missing sponge, where is the sponge? take me somewhere expensive definitely expensive but honestly if someone tells you to take them somewhere expensive that's a red flag.

If you ask someone to take you somewhere expensive and they take you to a hospital, that's also a red flag. I don't know who is wrong. I have veiny arms. Hospital nurses. It's so true she was sitting the other day during one of my shifts and my cma is like Mike you have such nice veins and I thought she says I'm fit? Is this like a flirty comment? No, she just wanted to draw. a little blood in my gut bacteria while on antibiotics some of you may die but that's the sacrifice I'm willing to make so true an antibiotic kills a lot of bacteria and you have bacteria on your skin, inside your gut, inside of your eyeball, maybe not inside.

Your eyeball, I know, do you have bacteria inside your eyeball? When you take antibiotics, they don't choose to just go to one place, they go into your bloodstream, which then goes to all the different parts of your body, which is good, but at the same time. bad because it destroys some of the good bacteria, you actually have good bacteria in your gut called probiotics, so when you destroy them sometimes bad bacteria flourish and you get very bad diarrhea known as c difficile diarrhea. I don't know why it took so long. just call it c diff natural alternative to bug spray find this plant and rub it all over your body its that poison ivy this is the time i think im not getting your health tips for

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this is the meme i was talking about because if you do this you will end up in my office 48 hours later with a late onset autoimmune reaction with the most

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rash and because the rash is created by the oily substance that the plant called ursula releases when you scratch the little rash here and scratch your face here guess what's going to happen here too and it hurts this is a delayed hypersensitivity reaction that no one wants believe me oh doctor your body has run out of magnesium meat my god these are good people they are getting clever okay? use this joke somewhere okay he just sleeps normally now yeah honestly when you go to a sleep study I've never had one personally I've seen pictures I've seen what my patients tell me it's not very comfortable, I don't think so.

I can fall asleep comfortably with electrodes on my head and maybe even like CPAP if I need time to test your reflexes dodging is the little knee hammer finally someone got it honestly the only thing I need to dodge when I do my reflex tests on my ones patients are their feet because sometimes they try to kick me eating probiotic yogurt while taking antibiotics it's okay now the battle I honestly tell my patients who take probiotics eat yogurt kefir sauerkraut something that contains probiotics naturally it's a smart decision now it's not a battle now it comes back when you have pain in your leg then you hit it and it goes away doctor that shouldn't happen like I don't know what pain maybe like if you were sitting and you were cutting off circulation then like if you moved because you hit your leg and then it happens circulation otherwise that shouldn't be happening doctor which knee hurts this knee I remember it with the song I don't understand it that's ani that's cute oh that's a knee I hope no one has gotten a tattoo this knee audit seems real it seems inflamed a surgeon a smart plastic surgeon oh custom lego sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster reduces depression helps you live longer someone a person doesn't pizza even though it's hot what kind of reward do you give to someone who hasn't made?

I didn't move a muscle in over a year. A trophy, I understand, is very good for those who don't know, atrophy is what happens to muscles when you don't use them, because when you don't use them, whoever loses them. who came up with that genius who came up with this meme biggest genius I finally sleep eight hours my neck yes, but you did it wrong honestly this is me all the time maybe I've always had an unknown dream from my childhood: to become into a gymnast because when I'm in my bed I wake up in such positions that I can't imagine how I got into them and my neck thanks me the next morning by reminding me that I'm not a gymnast and that I'm getting older and I'm inflexible and I probably have spondylolysis .

I couldn't even say that because my neck hurts so much. I am always single. Oh, I wish DNA and RNA could come together, but then it will be like a polyamorous relationship and there would probably be something. There is a cancerous mutation happening so doctor it hurts when I do this arthritis ah how cute these are the kind of memes that make me feel good and I like them. Is it osteoarthritis? Is it rheumatoid arthritis? Is it psoriatic arthritis? I get way too excited about this Greek mythology stuff Chiron Not only was he half man and half horse, he was also a

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doctor a lot like me, which made him the center for disease control golf club, so about how doctors text each other honestly when we had threesomes back in the day, yeah I just threw. that's how we texted each other because you could handwrite on them with a little stylus.

My dad recently bought a 3D printer and made a stool sample for his doctor. New dad joke level. Genuine question here: who called it a stool sample? The toilet bowl doesn't look like a stool, where does the family guy or Nickelodeon stool come from? What reactions from the

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scene are you seeing as always? Stay happy and healthy. Click on them, click, click.