Best Of Sam Pointing out obvious things the rest of the cast ignores | Shoot From The Hip

Now I'm here, we actually had an ex, why are you laughing? What's up with a team of beavers splashing them without permission? Great, so you've never seen a cat before you. Inte

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ing. I walked through that door and knocked on the window. Hello. Hello are you here? I'm going in. Yes, please make yourself comfortable if you don't mind. I'm going to use the door to turn around. I'll call you to come in. Thank you. They are my joints. You're going? to call me or what I can't hear you because you haven't pressed the doorbell yet and this is how it works, does this doorbell work?

It says it says press here but it says it in Spanish so I'm confused please go back to the CH, you just stepped on my CH, I'm sorry, that's the symbol of my whole country. Sorry, okay, sorry. Oh, while you were captured, the Nazis occupy, oh my God, wait quick p p chicken, put the costume on me, it's a costume. It's a pin, well maybe when you gave up you could have given us all your chickens, yeah, are you speaking French now? Wow, the correct language of his sting just for my amusement, you kicked the horse, it was a French sport, part of the trade, no one really. remember the name of the thousand playing a risky game I know I'm playing Ry, stop it here too many eyes how many hands two plus two four ch than you, yes, mom, I'm mom, why do you let me burst, turn off the lights, turn off the damn light light I'm not home yet mom, I'm not home yet oh, okay, are you here in the dark?

Mom, press, sit down, come on, can you turn on the lights? I'll turn on the lights, oh. You're just lying, you know, I was just watching a uh, how are you watching what on TV? Well, you can't see mom, you can see a TV in the dark, cat, so you're not okay, we're set. You're not really blind, come on, oh right, that's what you're okay, yeah, I used to be blind at the beginning of the scene, I was talking about all these people, I'm sorry, do you think I'd be a good father, yeah, let me have a look mom, hi, I know that if you had a son, yes, like me, who was like you, I had a son, oh right, I'm sorry, I had a son who was like you, I would be deeply concerned.

I had a son, your father, you. No, I'm your son, that was your husband, mom, you're getting confused, I'm your son, that's dad, he's dead, yeah, I'm saying, are you a good father? Mom, I'll stay like you, yes, it will be good. car and Jeremy tomorrow Franklin didn't see you come in I'm sorry I was just a little quiet oh don't go behind that's very dangerous that's oh I know it's very sheit especially at this time of the month with this one that's true, he's at his horse point That's yeah, uh, she's been good though in the races oh, she's been very good in the races, you see the last one oh her Irish now, okay, you see the last one.

I look at them all, you know, I prepare the horses. I have to make sure they are ready for the races. I'm telling you she was, uh, oh, what a horse, oh, you're right. I still have Thunderclap, geez, he can win the Grand National, but I have to get rid of that. Don't confuse the horse. I'm not an expert on horses. I'm just a man with a lot of money and land. Yes, I know there is nothing wrong with my interview process. How dare you, Gavin? It's not your place. I'm sorry. Sir, I forgot my station, that's why I'm late.

I got up in the room. I told him I would build an annex for him. I tell you to move him here to the annex and I will train him like a jocky. A jocky yes, but he, sir, how good. idea, let's move on with this plot, I think it's about time we did it, bring me another one, a whiskey, nice, come on, sir, you're meant to be high class, oh, not that, none of that is happening, brother, Tell me exactly what happened, okay, no. no, no, I don't want this at all, oh my god, shadow, shadow.

He was traveling. I saw in him that same killer instinct that you need to be on the battlefield. Well, my Eggbert is not a murderer. I'm just saying he's a soft man. hehe, I have never seen him hurt anything, much less another human being, my daughter, yes, father, would you rather be a gardener who has to go to war or a warrior who has to learn how to plant a garden? I think the second one is probably safer. Are you saying my Eggbert is the gardener who went to war? No, I'm saying, I'm saying that deep down I saw the warrior, although he pretends, but he didn't go gardening, he went to war, no, I know, it just explains what we do.

We were trying to address with your metaphor what I am saying is that if you are a fielder don't be too hard on father, he mixes up his words after that injury in the ball fight in South Africa, yes, we know. that period of history very well let's be super sensitive please oh no continue you me me oh my God I'm not talking to you what what oh my God I'm worried I'm going crazy as a mother oh oh my migraines mother I'm hearing voices, okay, what? What's going on there, little CH, what's going on? I think I could feel my wife, no, my God, what do you mean, I mean, do you have news about my daughter?

Yes, I hear you, you hear the voices, I hear the voices. I listen to my husband, I listen to Eggbert, the women in our family have always had a gift, oh it's okay, we can do

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we shouldn't be able to hear voices that come from far away when they come to us, they reach out to us, get up from the seat, They reach us. get up and get out of the sea come so far across the sea that out of the sea we breathe we die again mother I don't think we are insured for this where are we going I feel like we are leaving the material that we all oh, I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry, I I'm sorry, oh I thought I should have cleaned my shoes Hey, I'm not done, what is it?

I'm at the play right now, come see the show. I can see it, I can see it, my egg, but there it is in the trenches. I'm still alive oh you're alive he's alive no that's a weird way of saying we had to make you think I was him but you didn't do it right no the only sure way to make you think that is by ordering him to do it oh I thought maybe it would be nice to know that I'm glad it didn't happen. I could use the power and emotion of love to win the war, but no, let's make it really dark.

I knew we had to win the war to keep the family together, but no one had to force anyone to stop touching your daughter's boobs. Point yes, there is no time in this family for flowers, why do you have them? Leave them because we don't have time, so you make the time and that's why we pay you, it's pretty simple. Enjoy the flowers, although no longer, no longer, you thought you would have an easy life. Well,

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change. Okay, what's up? Why is the butler laughing? What are you laughing at? Why are you laughing? You're laughing hard. time, we're still paying you AR, yeah, I'm still keeping you in, we don't need you, what are you bothering?

What is a butle? It's a family from outside, come out, come out, you're a, you're an Auxiliary, I hope your son dies of tuberculosis, I'm a little sorry, you keep jumping straight to anger. I know that's why I lost all the money, all those lawsuits, honey, when we first got married. You love the garden we used to go to, the walks we used to take. take walks I can't do any more let me finish my sentence oh please continue grammatically we used to go for walks in the orchard I'm pretty sure what that is that's not correct, can you no no no because you have two?

The English titles are so grammatically incorrect that we used to go, we used to go for walks in the orchard, it's both incorrect and I'm busy with my performance art at the moment, so could I, darling, B, my newspaper, I'm eating Dy, you just to put your newspaper. in my food now it's soaked who's the spaceship we stronger I don't mean to fight so just hold my hand oh Priscilla I'm sure it's just a nightmare just Priscilla what have you lost another petal of your buttercup oh yes you have done I only have three left I have one left there were four and that's the one left you only took off two she took off one then the piano teacher saw her take off another one I was looking at the window S when it was the third oh Priscilla only has one why are you talking Third the animel woman is your real mother yes but she was not well oh wow she was front crawl she was cold and her performance art was terrible I will accept two of those three criticisms that she once tried to come She came in through a door and opened it like that and then she left through the door and opened it completely from the other side.

It was a two-way door. There is no such thing as a two-way door. I told him you don't have a door. knob on each side of the door who is going to sing R to you opening the door in a stately H I have I have all the knob I needed when I was married to him Annabelle I can't tell what you're trying what to do you're a bird you're levitating what's me you mess with what I mean you put me down you put yourself down to earth you're playing his least favorite song you're just strengthening our bonds piano teacher shut the fuck up What's your favorite song?

Thank goodness I didn't try to sit down, that was very close. You know, living in London can be difficult. I can't really afford any furniture, but at least I can hang out with my

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friend Jericho. I really think that was when I saw it shortly. I can see it by the way, I haven't seen my doctor and he is very convinced of my speech from Home, get yourself filmed, wait a minute, what if this is the muzzle of the movie, hey, I did it? You are a cocktail, I this is called, be careful, oh.