Who Is The Stupidest Person You Know? (r/AskReddit)

who is the

stupidest

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you have ever met and what story perfectly sums up his stupidity: An old coworker named James, we worked at McDonald's and we were both 16 once while mopping the log. II, for some un

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n reason he decided to chase several customers around with simulated shouting, I'm going to be sure he was fired on the spot, my brother and I were in the kitchen one day when we were teenagers, my brother was filling the sink to wash the dishes when the sink was almost full, he went to turn the faucet. turn off that global movement so that the water would continue to flow.

I tried to convert a 2 but without success. That's when panic set in as the water level was rising rapidly and we didn't want to flood the kitchen. He took large pots. I left the press to fill it with water and keep things from overflowing while I was in a frantic struggle under the sink trying to find the mains power to turn it off there. I couldn't find it now, really panicking, I took on the task of filling the pot and my brother ran out to find dad as fast as he could dad ran in with my brother as we yelled at him to find the mains, dad approached the sink and took the plug out of the hole letting all the water down the drain ha ha there is a children's book with that exact story only there was a boy whose parents had left I had it when I was little and I remember the photo of the whole kitchen full with all the cups and pans and bowls the little boy could find.

I've told this story before but I like to tell it because Frick Tommy had a boss named Tammy one night we were all working late taking stock and we were discussing the impending lunar eclipse but someone asked what's going on. During an eclipse, Tammy grandiosely explained that the eclipse would occur when the United States passed in front of the moon blocking Australia's view as if she literally thought the Earth stretched out into a U or neck pillow shape and half of it remained. in our normal orbit and the other half stretched around to casually block the moon for the rest of the earth.

I don't have enough processing power to imagine what their conception of our universe and the laws of it are. My roommate for the last three years. once said that if solar technology continues to advance at the rate it is, we will absorb all the energy produced by the Sun and fix global warming less than five minutes after trying to inform this poor man about how the sun's energy production is not determined by what solar energy produces. even cold energy interacts with him claims that wind thumbs are worse because they cause tropical storms. I hope he's just an epic troll.

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, some guy in a third-year college developmental psychology course raised his hand in the middle of the lecture hall and asked the professor if babies diagnosed with SIDS get asthma later in life, if they're more prone to have asthma Sid means sudden infant death syndrome, he kept insisting on the question, the teacher didn't understand how she could answer it. He thought there was some kind of logic to it that he wasn't seeing. Finally a girl took the initiative to shout across the room. No, they are not more likely to have asthma. They are dead.

They have died suddenly and therefore will not be at risk of developing. asthma great day, he would always sit in front of me and watch him write absolutely horrible poetry and song lyrics, professor, babies diagnosed with SIDS get asthma later in life, this is sillier than an asymptomatic coma. I'm half Korean and I go to high school in the Midwest during the 1992 riots, my typing teacher took me into the hallway and asked me if I had an uncle or something she could call to start the riots. She said that she knew that we are all close and that we all have stores and all that.

I must have a connection there. She was like a lady, even if she had an uncle she could call. Do you think it's Batman? Our biggest argument was over whether the correct phrase is egg yolk or egg yolk. My high school classmate whose name is Nick. we were in chemistry doing a lab that required the use of a bulb pipette a glass pipette with a removable bulb that you squeeze Nick didn't know how to use the pipette so he put it in his mouth to inhale the sulfuric acid that was it escaped him. three quarters of the way before our teacher's screen, stop right now to be fair, that's how they used to do it before, they had those plastic light bulbs, why do intersections beep for blind people, but blind people don't?

Can you take my cousin to the end? public school she was a snob who looked down on everyone she was super classy and struggled academically we graduated in 2014 we both went to colleges not the same she got a job at a bar stayed up late drinking her boyfriend told her no I need to complete college , so she just stopped showing up, she didn't drop out, she just stopped showing up, completely failed. Here comes the mega stupidity. Our families live hours away from her university at the time her family went to move her back home. My cousin's mother noticed. clothes piled up in the corner mom said what's that your package of dirty clothes and we'll wash it when we get home later my cousin I'm not kidding you can wash that turns out I had been throwing away the clothes instead of washing them she stated I still didn't know that she could wash her underwear and bras ageless she is now home with her family and has started doing more chores to show an increase in responsibility she still tries to throw away clothes claiming she didn't know they could be washed and reused makes me wonder what she thought All those years before college, before she left home, she wore some of the same outfits repeatedly, she had to have known they could be washed when she lived at home, she had a special regenerating basket she would use.

She would put her dirty clothes there and after a few days they would appear clean and neatly folded back in the dryer. The problem was that she forgot to take the magic basket to school when I was in the Navy, there was a cook on my ship. once served rare chicken. I couldn't really tell if she was trying to cover up her boundless incompetence or if she really believed that rare birds are a real thing. She was foolish enough to believe it on another occasion, she simply filled a frying pan with ground beef. and called it meatloaf another time he was supposed to make sugar cookies, you know, several hundred of them for the whole team, he didn't bother to read the label on the container he opened and apparently didn't taste the dough at all and actually made pots of salt, used all the remaining salt in the pantry and we had unseasoned food for the remaining weeks of the mission, during which time the captain assigned someone to be the cook's bodyguard, seasoning the food with the pots with a girl my father dated. for a while, even while I was dating her, my dad said she was dumber than a bag of rocks, one day she sat down to watch a movie with my dad, the movie was about this boy and his twin brother, she sits and see everything without interruptions.

At the end she turns around and asks, so there were two of him, she would explain to him why she always had the TV on a music channel, apparently she couldn't follow normal TV or movies. There was a troubled kid that I went to high school with and he had problems. school but he had friends but he was starting to use drugs and going down the wrong path he decided to photocopy the front and back of a $20 bill, he cut it out of plain paper and glued the two halves together with Elmer's glue, but what is even sadder is that he tried his new money, he went to the gas station and bought some gum and it really worked, so in his mind it must have meant that it was foolproof, so then he tried to go and deposit the glue tap money into a real bank , obviously they found it.

They took him out and arrested him. I don't know where he is now, but I assume he's making similar life decisions. If a next door neighbor robbed a Howard Johnson's at the top of our street at gunpoint and was wearing a ski mask. He took the money. He took off his mask and was walking home two blocks down said street when the cops stopped him and found the mask, the gun and the money he had wasted and asked them if it would help them if he said I'm sorry, he came a couple of years in Rikers Island. broke into a local apartment building, stole some money and the jewelry got stuck on a fire escape when the escape didn't go down and he had closed the window behind him a couple more years, it's two stories, I guess there is a few more, but you get the idea.

In the photo, he left me a box of cassettes when he came up once, including the Allman Brothers live at the Fillmore. I became a lifelong fan, so thanks to the no-name neighbor, Rober, he was actually a very nice guy and like a young Ray Liotta. handsome, just dumb as a brick. I know a guy smokes a lot of weed and is quite overweight. He had been trying to find work but he was having trouble finding work since everything he was interested in was drug tested. He told my boyfriend that he had a plan. that could help him pass a drug test since we were supposed to be stored in his fat cells, he proposed that he should eat even more than normal so he could gain weight that way the fat he gained would replace the fat boom from marijuana .

Problem solved, embarrassed, he told his coworkers how she fucked her boyfriend and thought she was pregnant. They were wearing clothes. She wasn't pregnant. She also thought that the Great Depression was in the 60s and along with the end of World War II in the 60s she is a nurse now I don't know if the most stupid but pretty stupid we were on a walk through an animal park we see a animal she asks what kind of meat that would be someone answers oh, it probably tasted similar to beef. I imagine that a few minutes later we see a different animal, he asks, what about that one?

Will you be like a Filat or a steak or something? Then I realized this woman thinks different cuts of meat come from different animals once in a restaurant. in New Orleans my friend ordered macaroni and cheese at the table with 15 other people and he says out loud how macaroni and cheese became a thing to which I said what do you mean, he says, I mean, it's so redundant, you know I say what, how. Macaroni and cheese is redundant and he says, think about it, you have cheese and then you have pasta that is made of cheese.

He thought all the pasta was made of cheese. My freshman classmates dropped a class because they wanted to play more on their PlayStation. He put him below the minimum credit threshold for his scholarships and his parents owed him $40,000. He was smart enough to get scholarships, but he still made that decision. It was nice that my mother rolled down the car window to clean it from the inside right after she started the wash. I worked at a hay baler for about a month, most of the guys had a high school education. One guy in particular told me about a girl he was talking to on Tinder or some dating chat app when he said she was in New York and that he wanted her.

To go visit her I told her that this was great and that New York would be a great change from our small town. He then asked me how close New York was and that we were in Washington state. I had no idea New York was over 2,000 miles away. Many times similar opium tourists have casually talked about how driving to Delarue from Sydney is mind-blowing, it's like driving from South Carolina to Nebraska, just imagine there's a huge Frick off dessert in the middle, where if your car breaks down here, Are you Rory scared when I was a teenager, my friend's older brother was one of the dumbest I had ever met.

We once saw him trying to see inside the gas tank of a motorcycle using a Bic lighter. He assured us that the flame from one lighter is not hot enough to ignite gasoline in another. On one occasion we got into a debate about the power of an atomic bomb. He was determined that he alone could destroy two houses at most. This man had multiple arrests before I moved. He also had three children with two women we all lived with. a trailer also caught that it doesn't say it's a prerequisite for idiocy, but some of us get out and some of us don't.

The guy I went to high school with was at a party and asked the owner of the house if he could have her tattoo kit, she obviously said no, left and came back an hour later in a balaclava demanding the kit. of tattoo. He was arrested the next day. I can't make up for that kind of stupidity. Hey, it's me, a thief. I once had a property manager in charge of the rental I have lived in ever since. owners who lived out of state who did a lot of nasty things, my husband and I thought she was greedyand maybe I was getting money for her and hiding it from the owners for repairs or something because of the seemingly shady things she did when we had repairs, then we mentioned something about gardening, she said, you know, I always wanted to try growing tomatoes and just watering them with salt water, that way the tomatoes would already be sorted when you ate them.

A great reminder to never attribute to malice what is simply pure. old school like Iraq met a guy in high school who I'm 99% sure only passed because he cheated like crazy and got tons of people to do his work for him in 11th grade he was taking some kind of politics course and I was writing some kind of essay on American politics, we're from Canada, I accepted the editor's essay and it was the craziest thing I've ever had to edit. There were several sentences that I couldn't understand until I asked him directly. She ended her essay with the phrase just the way Jesus would have wanted I don't think I was a Christian and it spelled konga rice Lisa by Condoleezza Rice my 24 year old cousin she legitimately thought that the fact that my sister was a vegetarian meant she couldn't eat animal crackers if your cousin had four instead of 24, this would be quite lovely if you are new to the channel, feel free to subscribe.

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