We Go Cruising | Ep 214 | Bad Friends

of the world, we know what is good, yes, all those losers don't know what it is, imagine if you introduced them to crack. I like Japan, how much is it? It's like the cleanest place on Earth, yes, that's it. Yes, what would the crack do? It's just more efficient. I mean, no, crack doesn't make you like it. No, crack is not like methamphetamine. Yes, but in Japan it would be Japan. they are now Japanese in mathematics, what kind of technologies can they do, we go to the moon and come back the same day they do it, you know the end of the Avengers, that little thing that they can go back to the past, they could do one, they do that. about an hour and a half an hour and a half give a Japanese Aderall what's that old quote give a Japanese teach a Japanese to fish you'll eat Aderall he'll eat Aderall build a time machine what's that old man? quote what are these stats 2022 was the biggest use of crack itself it's like uh 5.7 we're back baby there was a drop oh man there was a drop yeah a drop in Co let you can't crack during Co is' ​​That's funny, that's why they did it, try to stop the war on drugs, they made everyone stay home, wow, I'm elected, less black people smoking crack, oh, 2011, talking about salsa, I gotta get the topic, we have to quit smoking, they both do.

I've said it twice why you have to pack a package I feel like you're the one that brought me back to this path it's not fair to say that but it's true it's not true it's not fair but it's true we would continue on the road and Bobby would corner me and hit me to give him cigarettes and I wouldn't, you would go like this before you smoked the cigarette, no, I would like everyone to know that I am like him, you know I quit, I weakened, one will not. It hurts, you said one won't hurt, so are you saying, are you really saying on the show here and now that jety made you smoke again?

I can say this with certainty, I can, I know I can say this with certainty, no, but I can say that if she wasn't traveling with us, she wouldn't be smoking right now, that's why I quit, yeah, yeah, so I can say that In fact, he would bully me about cigarettes and honestly, he was no guy. Let's not be real and tell the fans that that's so crazy you'd even say it's true, even though I had left it for 2 years it broke my heart and I'm like I'm sitting in my dressing room and you'd stick your fingers in the door with a cigarette and that's it.

I would blow smoke in your face, but yeah, I didn't do those other things, so no, I'm going to die of lung cancer and I hope you corner me and be who you are. fired if you don't give them to me like oh my god that's so crazy you'd even say it's true it's not true you bastard and then you're like, I can handle it, I can handle it, you'll just remember it. I think he was with us in Vegas when we were out, yeah I remember it was worrying that you were smoking because he knew you had quit smoking for a while, but I know Jety wouldn't like to offer that he knew you had quit smoking. a more capable one, yes, but he made it, did you hear that's the best thing you've ever said in your life?

She was the provider, my no, she is a power p. A dynamic problem, it's not a part, it was a literal provider of quid pro clo if you don't give me a cigarette you don't have dinner sounds good sounds pretty good no support no means right that's right at that point I'll quit and I really hope you do it with me No, I know you won't. I'm lost in this now. I know that two-year mortality from lung cancer is higher in Asia compared to Europe and the US, with mortality rates of 34.4 and 28.1 per 100,000 respectively in East Asia.

Asians smoke Asians smoke I really tried to hide from you and not give them to you just so you know and I don't want to say it but I know I have to. What does that mean? We have it more. You get it at a higher rate per 100,000 people. Lung cancer because PE. many people in Asia smoke, I think they feel that it is normalized where the United States has changed in the last decade and done the opposite, they have tried to denormalize smoking, that is why they took it out of restaurants and around the world the products The amount of tobacco smoked varies from country to country. country among different demographic groups, the countries with the highest prevalence of daily smokers are Kirati Naru and Papa Guini, where 35% or more of the population smokes.

Can I ask a philosophical question? Yeah, yeah, how's today's podcast going? I've had a great time. I like it too, you know, it's good to be back with the gang, this is the gang, right? And when I was alone in Houston I felt a little sad, I knew you would. I kinda missed the gang, you know what's funny about that? walk at night the same thing we had um, I brought Mike Fzone there, you know, Fzone MH and it wasn't great, we were writing together and stuff and like you were writing and working and I was working on At This Hour and then by the night at the hotel, there are those moments when I stay looking at things and reviewing everything and listening to the programs that I think is the most difficult part that people don't know how to do. all those things, the most fun and difficult part is how to tinker and change tools, it's almost like when you build a paper airplane when you're a kid and the first one is the dog and then someone shows you how to make like the flap and you say: Wow, how to do it! you do that and then you keep doing it until you start to really figure it out, but sometimes the tweaks are the hardest, yeah, especially when you feel like it's not why it doesn't fly as much.

I don't even understand it. I can sell something if I know it's going to work well, but when I have doubts, my confidence is like 50% less. I don't say it meekly, but I say it in a way, not the way I normally would. something good, yes, the public has become smart, they know that you are not completely in, so they can feel it when you say something, but also the words sometimes like, oh God, I think I have improved the words, I know something works, I know the rhythms. and all that stuff, but sometimes I look at the setup and I'm like, oh, that was completely wrong, right?

It feels, you know, bad and now when I do the fun part, it just won't make sense, or you know. Which I mean, I hate it, but that's the tool that's the most fun, but I do it, and what is this? Thailand passes a bill to legalize same-sex marriage, so finally wait a minute, it was illegal in Thailand, yeah, isn't that the place to go? The kids and everyone has that crazy, deviant fun, yeah, like in a neighborhood, you probably hope, but in Bangkok, but probably in Bangkok they legalize marijuana before same-sex marriage, it's the first Southeast Asian nation to guarantee marriage rights for gays and lesbians.

That's great. That's the beginning. Now that just happened, yeah, so the girls are chill, but gay marriage isn't chill, it's only fun if it's illegal. Jesus, no, no, let that sink in, yeah, we'll put it on your tombstone, it's only funny when it's illegal and then as soon as. Illegal honor His last words were: It's only fun if it's illegal, isn't that the point of going to Thailand to get girls? No, I think there are a lot of people who have these repressed feelings about having sex with trans women or men. uh and they don't want to confess how they feel, so they go there to say, well, you know it's a thing here, but they're just afraid of how they feel if they wanted to do it, you know, out, out. strong they just do it here no but they don't do it it's a thing here but they are repressed so they go there because they feel that it's like a pass it's like a pass they don't want to do it here because I don't want to and I feel like there are a lot of people who go there to get girls who are married.

I feel like they're married guys going there to do that, yeah, because if you're single, you can do it on the sly here. If you're single, you want a guy here, you can get one here, right? Carlos, yes, of course, yes, have you been to Bangkok, Carlos, and done that? No, no, would you go find a boy, no, me, am I? No, it's so borderline like sex trafficking for me that I don't want to go there, get a man, yeah, get a man, get a man, you're in La no, I would do it now. I am not a boy.

Ma'am, I'd go to Thailand, you're bisexual, Bobby, and it's not interesting, no, I'm not, no, everything is on a spectrum and I think we're on that spectrum, right next to each other. I'm not on the spectrum. Now Carlos is flirting with Bobby, yeah, you guys, I said we'd be a good couple, I mean, but it's okay, you like my ass, your ass. I'm going to say about your ass, probably the best ass I've ever had, men. and women, oh hell yeah your ass is, yeah man you ain't on that Spectrum, you guys are on that Spectrum.

I'm driving, you know what I'm doing, no, let me ask, I'm surfing, okay? Have you gone there? his butt, I mean, just in his pants, yeah, don't look at that butt, no, okay, show it, stand in the hallway so I can see it, okay, I'll judge that it's like an optical illusion, turn around, stay there , Jesse, close your eyes, yeah, stay there, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see, turn this way, bend over, spread it out, no, don't spread it out, please don't spread it out, uh, yeah, I mean, it looks like the a normal guy's butt, yeah oh, that's good, do you like that when? he shakes, oh my god, I love it, this is what Dan Snider did in his riding hall, this is where he rides, we'll be right back, bad

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after these commercials and then our jaws drop now that you've got the butt of a normal type.

I don't. I don't know, it looks like a boy's butt. I think that's what Bobby likes anyway. Thanks for being a bad friend. Thanks for being a bad friend.