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video, man how are you guys feeling welcome back to the channel? Greetings, look man, today is October 14th, today is your birthday, seriously, all day, if I look a little glassy-eyed, it's because I'm a Mayan business, so let's get back to the video, look man, come on to review the

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is my bill that you guys requested now that it's story time in Thai, where I go ahead and tell everyone that I don't normally watch videos like

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, I stayed away from things like this.

I don't want to know when it happens, it happens. I'm not the type of person. I want to sit there and think about it. because man you know I'm a professional at the end of the day I'm a professional in hunger where they have to get it you know they say everything is in fashion but I still haven't seen the passion of the Christ 'I stay away from those types of movies, I just don't I want, I'm fine, I'm fine with that, so here we go man, let's look at the

history

of the whole

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hello, you're on a rock floating in space, pretty cool, huh?

It's water actually most of its water I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat it's sad I'm sad I've missed you for a long time actually never and besides now nothing is anywhere when it never makes sense like I said it didn't happen nothing was ever anywhere that's why it's been everywhere it's been everywhere where you don't

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a where you don't even

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a win that's how every thing gets, I swear, it just ruined my whole brain right there. I think you just want to rack your brain in the minute before giving you all this weirdness.

I don't know what they expect at this point. What are you? What are you doing? Where are you now? 29 seconds later, why are we watching? on a white screen forget this I want to be something go somewhere do something I want things to change I want to invent time and space and I know it's possible because everything is here and it's probably already happened I just don't know when to start and that's exactly where began. I paused it. I think there is a universe now. What is it made of? Park System. That's one thing in one place.

I don't like. Try a new place at a different time. Try to stay together because the world is going to change. it gets bigger and emptier, but it's not empty, but it's still very full and about a billion degrees. Good news: The quarks are now happily married in groups of three called protons or neutrons, and there's something else flying around too, although once they come together, they can't because they're still two protons neutrons electrons all that sort of thing. so the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other some of them even duplicated great news the electrons have now come together to congratulate the world is now a bunch of gas in space, but it's getting closer and it's getting closer and is getting closer, it has simply caused some stars to burn out and die.

The biggest stars burn and die with a passion that makes them completely crazier, allowing new and interesting stars to form. and then they die and explode, so now there are stellar septal things around them, like rocks, nice, fun clouds that can create very interesting things like this ball of flaming rocks, for example, sacred. We just got hit by another ball of burning rocks and it made some kind of mess, which is if it's raining rocks from outer space weather update those rocks might have had water in them and now there's hot steam in the sky weather update colder temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava weather update it's raining severe flooding alert to the

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world it's now an ocean, you know, something is cool like a plant or an animal, now it's a microscopic blob that lives in the bottom of the ocean and eat chemical soup served hot and fresh, made with twisted space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks. or whatever, look, this is why I stay away from this tire stuff.

I prefer not to know what lives down there. Megalodon is down there, please stop. Sorry, it's like and it's still, but it was blocked by that cold front. You know, the movie. Dad, something had to break through for him to get ahead and that's how Megalodon was killing and fighting everyone. Donna Donna jaws music sorry, oh yeah, and can do that. He has secret instructions written inside him that tell him how to do it. build another one of itself so it's pretty ingenious I would say I'm tired of living at the bottom of the ocean using a revolutionary technique you can turn sunlight into food this side effect now there is oxygen everywhere in the sky blue, then the earth could have been a snowball. for a while maybe even a couple of times it's a sponge it's a plant it's a worm and some other types of weird and strange water bugs a strange fish wow, that's animals and stuff but we're still in the ocean hey, what? can we go to earth? the sun is a deadly laser, okay, now the animals can go to the earth, come on, we are almost going to the earth, no, I can't walk and there is no food yet, so I don't care, okay, you will learn to walk if There are plants up here, maybe? put some bugs on the fish, okay, so I can go to land.

I have to go back to the water to learn how to use an egg. Who is already doing it? Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Having a baby on land. In an egg. The water is in it. baby egg in the egg in the water in the egg works for me and now everything is huge including the bugs I want to see a map of the earth sure oh now everything is dead just getting here survivors keep your eyes in this one because it is about to become the dinosaurs here is another map of that yes, I broke Dori about that it makes all the time here comes a meteor its mammal time here come the mammals look at those breasts now they are going to dominate the world and one of them just learned to grab things and walk, they'll like to walk like this and grab things at the same time and hit rocks together to make pointy rocks, oh and set things on fire, you should make crazy sounds with their voice over, it which can mean different things and now they There are almost everywhere you can walk here cool, well I

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we are stuck here now, let's check there are people on the planet and they are chasing your food bucket, it's time to plant some of grass, look at this, now I control the food, now everyone will.

I want to be my friend and live near me, let's all build houses except mine is bigger because I own the food. This is great. They have been using people since the beginning. The only one who is next to him because he could grow food and then. he felt some way so he got big head so he's out of you bigger than everyone else I wonder if anyone else is doing this tired of using rocks for everything he uses metal his best underground cultivation was invented in a sweet day Valley right in the middle These two rivers and the animals are helping to guess more food and more people who came to buy the food.

Now you need people to help prepare the food and track sales and now you need houses for people to live in and people to make the food. houses and now there are more people and they invent things that improve things and more people come and there are more farmers or people to do more things for more people and now there are businesses with money writing laws, power will soon come to a humid river valley nearby from you meanwhile in the middle of nowhere the horse is probably being tamed why is all my metal so dull and lumpy tired of using sad and boring metal introducing bones made with special ingredients from the faraway lands of the land of the tin?

I don't know, my dealer won't do it. tell me where he gets everything from so guess what horse wheels now we're getting somewhere too china the middle east is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the east don't touch the earth clop clop it's the people with the horses and They made an empire and then everyone must copy their horses. Thanks, look, it must be the Greeks or a beta version of the Greeks. Let's consult with the Indus River Valley Civilization. They left. Guess who hasn't left? You could create a religion. This is the Bronze Age collapse, so can we switch to a meadow that's a little easier to find?

Thank you. Look, who returned to Israel. They are the 12 tribes of Israel and only one, although it has a 10-step program. There are some huge heads here. The Olmecs The Phoenicians make some colonies The Greeks copy their idea and make some colonies The Phoenicians make the

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I probably did much better in history class, but when you have someone talking to you and it sounds monotonous like they do from the clear commercial Claire I he made a colony so big he makes colonies here comes the Assyrian Empire all are the Babylonian media are the Parrish Wow that's big Wow the Buddha just became enlightened who is the Buddha this guy who sat under a tree for so long and figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying you can make a religion out of this, wow, China just went bankrupt, but one of those bankrupts, Confucius, was discovering how to have good morals, the Greeks just had the idea to think about those things and right here and Alejandro.

I just had the idea to conquer the entire Persian Empire, it's a great idea, it was great and now he's dead, hopefully the rest of the gang can share the Empire equally between them, knock knock and shaumbra Gupta says , Get out of here. Will you get out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Okay, thank you, goodbye and conquer, but what about this part that is the Tamil kings? No one conquers Tamil kings and kings. Gretchen probably has spices I'd like to buy. the nice spices in Arabic they quickly buy them and sell them to the rest of the world hey China recomposed itself with good morals as its main philosophy they actually have three main philosophies here the nomads on horseback run hey China recomposed itself again with good morals as its main philosophy , they actually have three main philosophies here, horseback nomads run wild and free and would like to plunder your city, let's check out the Greek kingdoms Greek holiday levels affecting Greeks, a holiday overload, said childbirth. the spies said the jews said the parthians were taking over the whole place hey they said the romans ate the entire mediterranean for breakfast thanks for invading our homeland the jews said they were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland hello everything's cool said a guy who looks like he's getting really popular and then he gets arrested and killed for being too popular which only makes him more popular.

You can make a religion out of this silk, now you can buy it from China, which they just invented, or you can get the six new ones from Romagna. trade routes said India accidentally sprinkling religion all over the southeast that's a good place for an epic trading kingdom there goes Buddhism traveling the Silk Road I wonder if it will reach China before it collapses again remember the Persian Empire yeah, He said that the Persians made a The new Aksum is becoming so powerful that they would like to build a long pole like anyone who populated Madagascar, but let's do it together I still can't cross the Sahara desert, try camels, the empire sells a lot of gold and slaves .

I live in the Roman Empire and I was wondering no, actually, it's okay, sure, Constantine said moving the capital here to be closer to his main rival, don't worry about Rome, it won't fall, it's theirs, the Empire Gupta, he doesn't try to group, just Gupta names Chandra first. Guess who is in Rome, he is a barbarian, not Romans, he said that the Romans are being invaded by non-Romans, in fact only half of the other half is okay, but he is no longer in Rome, so let's give him a new name, so I'm using my saying. the world was going to come in here and here yes, it just made me think of the huge population of the city, everyone, the Turks have taken over the entire Eurasian steppe, great job, Turks, how is India broken?

How is China doing again those trading kingdoms? Korea has three. kingdoms Japan has a kingdom in the kingdom of dawn deep in the Arabian desert, on the top of a mountain, the real God whispers in Muhammad's ear, so he goes down to the cube where he once possessed gods and tells them that all his gods are false and that everyone has He is so angry because he had to leave the city and go to another city. You can make a religion of this and maybe conquer the world too. The Roman Empire is long gone, but somehow the Pope is still the Pope.

Plus, there are new things. I wonder if there is room for Moore here is all the wisdom in one house it is the Baghdad House of Wisdom just in time for the Islamic Golden Age let us bring things to the coast and sell them and become Swahili on this Wahiawa coast said the Swahili on the swahili coast remember this little space you have to cross to get from here to there someone owns who now wants to light up in the middle of nowhere jokes have the biggest kingdom in europe and the pope isso proud that he invites the king to surprise you at Christmas "You are the new Roman emperor," said the Pope, pretending to remain part of the Roman Empire, then the Franks divided their kingdom into what would later be called France and not France, but the northerners They are just norris if you don't have much time or explorations.

They go north from the north to the north and find a land with two types of land and they named them accordingly. They also invade other places and call them many names, like Vikings, there is the Roose, the boy, think about it, what are the names? I like what they were seeing when they first arrived in certain areas. So real that there is a lot of green. You don't think about the simple. I didn't think about that in class or even think about what we need. Wow, we needed that. I'm telling you man, I feel like our

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system failed us hand in hand, it's another topic for another day in Russia Vikings I don't believe it, he said caviar is fine, it's fair, the Pope is ready to make more emperors of the Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire, it's actually Germany, but don't worry, new kingdoms, what brand would you like? like mine is better mine is better mine is the best time to conquer England set William is a bird is a plane are the Seljuk Turks so the Byzantine Empire is becoming so small that it almost doesn't exist anymore we need help they need help like this who call the Pope hey Pope, can you help us get rid of the Seljuks, maybe take back the Holy Land along the way?

Come on, I know you want to take back the Holy Land. Yes, I really want to do it. Let's do a crusade. They made many crusades, some of which. It almost didn't fail, but at least the Italians got some good trade deals. Goodbye Mayans, goodbye Toltecs, look at those mounds, there are the towns. I always wondered how to build a city and a cliff. Guess who's here, come here, we're here and the nut is there. Vietnam didn't conquer Korea just became itself Japan is so addicted to art the military might have to take over the government China just invented bombs and pipes and the Mongols just invaded most of the universe.

That's great, Genghis, I bet it will last a long time. some of the Islamic Turks were not affected by the Mongol invasions because they were busy invading India. Is it time for Tonga? I think it's time for Tonga. I just found out where Haley is getting all the gold. Look at this. Chad means there's an empire there right in the middle of this, the king of Mali is so rich that he's going on tour to let everyone know. Wow, that guy is rich. They all said that the Christians are doing a great job of conquering Iberia, which will soon be called Spain and not Spain.

Please remain Christians. Check later to see if you're still a Christian when you least expect it. Wow, half of Europe just died. China's back, yeah, hey, come here, it's time to share new kingdoms here and there. Oh, who controls all the islands. It's Mohammed mangia hoppin la pocha head maha. Paget my plate They hit my paw oh, it will be a really rich relief, it is a time for them to care a lot about art in the ancient classics, it is like a renaissance, here is a printing press, let's make books so you believe you can conquer the Byzantine Empire, yes. said the Ottoman Turks good job Ottoman Turks Wow, you missed a place don't forget to ban Europe from trading in Indian spices what are the spices of Portugal Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack if the world is round let's go this way to India now don't worry We already have this in Portugal, so Chris goes to Spain.

Hey, Spain wants to hire me to find India by going around the world. No, please, no, please, no, please, okay, then sail out to the ocean and discover more ocean and then discover the Indies. Japan, let's draw a line to decide who gets what half of the world they took. The Inca empires are off to a great start. I wonder if they know that Europe just discovered the continent of it, maybe the birds are marrying into so many royal families that they might have to start. by marrying each other, move on to Lithuania here comes Moscow Ivan wants to make Russia great again move on to Timur, maybe it's going to invade India or something, the cursor just turned Persian again, let's make it the other kind of Islam, the one we think the first man should have done.

I've been the other guy, hey Christians, do you sin now? You can buy your way out of hell. That's all this is, it's a scam. The church here has ninety-five reasons why Martin Luther said in his new book, that he might have accidentally started the Protestant Reformation, you know? what will be great said suleiman with an onion hat what would happen if the ottoman empire was really big what is it now what would happen if russia was big said ivan trying not to be terrible portugal dreamed that they controlled the entire indian ocean, including the spice trade and then that dream was real and Spain realized this isn't India but they looted it anyway, damn it, said England and France, we have to start looting some things, then the Dutch revolt and all the hipsters moved to Amsterdam, damn it, Amsterdam said, we have to start looting some things.

One question: can you reach India through North America? But at least there's a question about beavers robbing the spice trade. That's not a question, but the Dutch said it anyway. Guess where in the Caribbean all the sugars made in Brazil were stolen and it's so fucking profitable. might forget about not doing slavery, next on Russia's to-do list is grow up. Britain and France are having a friendly argument about who should control the entire world, more specifically Ohio, then it turns into a 7-year argument that gives Prussia a chance. to show Austria who's boss, but what about Britain and France?

Did they find out who's the boss? Yes they did it. Britain Guess Who's Bankrupt? So does Britain, so I start taxing the United States. You say that the United States declares independence from it and fights for it and France helps them. Lane now Frances Brooke and Britain will have to send their prisoners to a different continent, wait if Frances snaps, why do the king and queen still wear such fancy dresses? Let's overthrow the palace and cut off other heads, said Robespierre, cutting off everyone's heads until someone finally got mine and it comes from the head you can make a religion oh no, the media is starting to like the idea of ​​a revolution, especially the slaves who free themselves by killing their masters, why didn't we think of this before?

Wait who is in charge of France now. said Napoleon trying to take over Europe, fortunately they banished him to an island, but he returned him to another island. There goes Latin America becoming independent in the Latin American Wars of Independence. Britain just discovered how to convert steam into power, so now they can make many different types of machines in factories with machines in them, so they had bits of trains and they conquered India and maybe put some trains there, hey, China said that Britain bought things from us. I did it, we already have everything, China says, so Britain tried to get them.

They got them addicted to opium, which actually worked, but then China made it illegal and threw it all into the sea, so Britain got angry and made them open five cities and give them a lid. Britain and Russia are playing a game where they try to stop each other from conquering Afghanistan too that's where he lives here they just had a revolution and they would like to rule themselves now no anger Britain rules them even harder than before technology is about to go crazy the United States finally figured out whether slavery is good or bad, it's bad, they decided and then they moved on.

He appeared on the screen stating his destiny, which is to kill the rest of the natives and take their lands and perhaps expel the Mexicans. I know? We are going to attack badly for Kosek. Europe struggling to see. who could rape the fastest they ever Britain and France are still hungry America ran out of destination to demonstrate so they are looking for more wait Spain controls Cuba well we will blame them and go to war what should we blame Spain ? Blame the Maine on Spain, so they blame the Maine on Spain. We are now in business to celebrate Panama's expulsion from Panama and build a canal connecting the two oceans.

Britain just found oil in the Middle East, of course China is so tired. of being ordered to eliminate their old government and form a new, stronger government that is accidentally weaker and controlled by a guy from the previous government. You are a peasant. You had a war since the last war, so they start World War I. Look at those. weapons, it will be a big war, so big that we won't need a second one after it's over, they blame Germany, Russia went on strike and the workers overthrew the government, now everyone's salary is the same in the Soviet Union, the Arabs They are far away, which Britain helps and now the Ottoman Empire is gone, so can we give it to the Jewish people please; hopefully the Arabs won't care, let's cut the cake, put Sykes on little, split up the remains of the Nazi Ottoman Empire except Turkey, and the Saudis conquer Arabia, it just seemed like. like the right thing oh yeah, it's the 1920s buddy let's get in the car and drive to a party and listen to jazz on the radio and go to the movies the economy is great and will probably be great forever just kidding now Germany Introduces Hitler again , the angry mustache model, and is angry at the Jews because the existing Japan is finally conquering the East and they are so excited that they raped the men.

They were too harsh, they should probably just deny that Hitler is out of control, so the international community addresses it. and he tries to explain why killing all the Jews is a bad idea, but he kills himself before they can explain it to him. That's the extra round. Confrontation in the Pacific. Fight between the United States and Japan. Let's end up uniting all nations and have some peace. Seems legit. Hello. m Gandhi and if Britain doesn't leave India, I will starve to death in public. Wow, that worked. Bonus now that there is Pakistan. Actually, one of them may be Bangladesh.

Later, the Jews and Arabs finally figured out which one. of them should live in the holy land I both said at the same time let's divide the land so everyone is happy look China there is a new China in China what's on the menu communism no thanks said the other China escaping to an island I wonder what the real China, there is the Korean War, Korea against Korea, no one wins, then it will resume forever, let's meet the sponsors, oh, they are the two global superpowers, they are having a friendly debate about which economic system is good and which is a evil virus. of Satan and they both have atomic bombs fight, wait no, that will be the end of the world, let's stay calm and spy on each other and make sure we have enough atomic bombs.

I'll take you to space now, let's do some more. countries fight each other Europe is tired of looting other continents the continents they were looting you are tired of being looted so here you have a new map with new countries now you can't tell who is being looted by the United States they finally decided if racism It's good or bad decided it's bad and the world agrees South Africa might need another minute to think about it let's check the world's population whoa okay technology is better - that could keep happening the Soviet Union decides to relax a little when it accidentally falls apart Europe makes it Union so now everyone can use the same money except Britain because they don't feel like it, let's check the mail.

Surprise, it's on the computer, wow, someone just attacked the United States. I bet they remember that phone call. Surprise, it's in your pocket. I want to learn everything surprise it's on the computer now your phone is a computer that's in your pocket wow the economy just crashed don't worry the big banks won't go bankrupt because they're not supposed to surprise the robots flyers with bombs. I want to print brain some people don't have friends some people don't have food the world is warming save the planet said everyone doesn't know how let's invent a thing inventor said the inventor of the thing inventor after being invented by an inventor of the thing that's cool, by the way, where the hell?

We thank you for the roller coaster story? The perfect way to say it like he's taking you back. Wait, but sure, I think my kids are nice. That's what I was about to say. I can't wait to show you this because I feel that way. It's a more intriguing way to learn or get into it, yes, instead of sitting in a classroom behind a desk and falling half asleep trying to listen to someone talk to you, she was a history teacher, Miss Clark was another and they liked to talk. she like thathe got his points across like crazy, how come you put it all together in the office, like, well, shout it out again, let me, let me shout out his channel again, bill works, you know, shout it out, that was a crazy story from the world . that was well said it was very modern and today I went to put it on it may have kept your interest it made you laugh you learned it reminds you of things and the whole timeline the way he put it together and the effort he put in It was so I salute you man, everyone can visit the about us section, let us know each other, leave a like, subscribe, share and tell us how you felt seeing all the businesses, what you think and reacted in the same way.

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