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Don Jr. Draws Embarrassingly Small CPAC Crowd; Trump Calls DeSantis "Tiny D": A Closer Look

Mar 20, 2024
-Prominent Republicans, including Donald Trump, gathered for the annual Conservative Political Action Conference over the weekend, where speakers like Don Jr., Mike Lindell and Nikki Haley were greeted by the embarrassing spectacle of half-empty rooms as they ranted about the common conspiracy theories. and culture war nonsense. But there was one important Republican politician who was not present. To learn more about this, it's time for "A Closer Look." ♪♪ There is, of course, one name looming over all of Republican politics right now, and that is Ron DeSantis, the Florida governor who is expected to soon launch his 2024 bid. Now, DeSantis' top target as governor has been to use the power of the government to fight so-called "wakeism," which, as far as I know, he can't even define.
don jr draws embarrassingly small cpac crowd trump calls desantis tiny d a closer look
It just seems to mean whatever upsets conservatives and rich old comedians. It's basically just a collection of petty complaints about nonsensical culture war topics, like how gender-neutral Potato Head dolls or M&Ms don't wear sexy clothes anymore, something they say out loud on purpose all the time. If you accidentally say that you thought the green M&M was in fourth grade, you'd be made fun of until you graduated high school. "Oh, don't open those things around Ronnie, or he'll melt into his pants." If the Republicans win in 2024, I'm sure their first act all along will be a law requiring Green M&Ms to wear full BDSM gear.
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It kind of worked for me. DeSantis decided to skip the Conservative Political Action Conference and give a speech at the Ronald Reagan Library over the weekend where he once again complained about wokeness. -I think these liberal states have made a mistake. And why are they wrong? I think it all goes back to ideology. I think it goes back to this virus of the woke mind that has infected the left and all these other institutions. -What the hell is the awakened mind virus? They should add a Ron DeSantis character to "The Last of Us," which always focuses on the wrong thing. "That damn virus turned my whole family into mushroom monsters." "It could be worse.
don jr draws embarrassingly small cpac crowd trump calls desantis tiny d a closer look
They could have become drag queens." "Hey. Hey, Ron. Could you shut your mouth?" Also, do you think the left has a mental virus? Let me ask. Let me ask you. Which of these sounds most like a mental virus to you? The side that wants to teach accurate history, provide gender-affirming care for children, protect people from gun violence, and safeguard reproductive rights, or the side that says it no longer wants to sell M&Ms, bans books from public libraries. high schools and watches Fox News everything. Are you mad about gas stoves and LEGO sets? -LEGO is waking up.
don jr draws embarrassingly small cpac crowd trump calls desantis tiny d a closer look
The company is introducing a variety of new characters in an effort to be more inclusive. LEGO says the new characters will promote diversity and understanding. -Dear God, a children's toy that promotes diversity and understanding What's next? Dogs that work as a team to rescue people. Also, the only problem anyone should have with LEGO is how angry they get when you say the plural of LEGO is LEGO, a mistake I've made several times. Let me tell you, those people are maniacs. They get very angry. The last time I said it wrong, I woke up to find a LEGO horse head in my bed.
That wasn't the bad bar. Then it fell to the ground and I stepped on it. The point is, DeSantis knows that the modern Republican Party doesn't really care about using the government to help people. He only cares about the culture wars, so he is arming the government to use as a tool in those culture wars. He has been involved in a series of censorship laws that banned content that conservatives don't like from elementary school to college. And now Republicans in the Florida State Legislature have introduced a bill that would require bloggers who write about Gov. Ron DeSantis, his cabinet or state legislatures to register with the state.
So now they're going after the bloggers. Because? Did DeSantis get angry when fashion bloggers mocked the photo of him in his stylish white boots? That is a real image. For some reason, DeSantis decided to try out some '60s go-go boots. He

look

s like an "Austin Powers" fembot. By the way, bloggers sound what those boots are called. "I'm going to put on my bloggers and see if I can catch some swamp clams." Maybe it's not the boots. Maybe the Saints are just angry that bloggers are writing about the different nicknames Donald Trump has been giving them.
Right now, Trump appears to be sticking with Ron DeSanctimonious, which hasn't exactly set the world on fire, but his allies have said privately that he's been toying with some alternatives. You may have already heard that Trump sometimes supposedly refers to him in private as Meatball Ron, which I personally think is the best choice so far. I mean, why keep digging when you find gold? I can't believe I'm saying this to Donald Trump, precisely, but don't think about it too much. Meatball Ron sounds like a "VeggieTales" villain or a Carnegie Deli sandwich named after Ron Perlman. But Trump is still tinkering.
Apparently, he is considering other options. Some of the new ideas the former president considered: Ron DisHonest, Ron DeEstablishment or even Tiny D. Well, Ron DisHonest and Ron DeEstablishment, thanks for playing, but I think we have our winner. Tiny – Tiny D. The first time Trump

calls

him that to his face, DeSantis will spontaneously combust and leave nothing behind but an empty pair of white boots. Tiny, Tiny D. I bet when Trump finally comes up with the right nickname for someone, white smoke comes out of the Mar-a-Lago chimney, like when they elect a new Pope. "He's done it.
Donald, he came up with a nickname. Let's celebrate by eating a meatball, Ron." How can you argue with Tiny D? Sounds like something DeSantis should have on a gold chain around his neck as a failed... failed... You can call his debut album, "Woke Mind Virus." Now, as we mentioned earlier, DeSantis is the name looming over conservative politics right now, which is why it was notable that he skipped the Conservative Political Action Conference. In return, Trump lightly attacked DeSantis on his fake Twitter site, writing that... Now, a charitable interpretation of expanding the room and space is that Trump means they might need a larger room or a second room to fill in excess.
But again, this is a man who tried to buy Greenland, so he might well think they were literally considering construction to enlarge the room somehow. "He just pushes the walls out." "Yes, we can't do that, sir, because there are rooms on the other side of the walls." "It doesn't matter, just keep pushing." "If we do that, the other rooms will be too

small

to fit anything in." "I know something that fits in a

small

room. Tiny D. Oh, is someone... cooking meatballs?" Maybe Trump's

crowd

was older, but sadly that couldn't be said for all of the CPAC speakers, many of whom spoke to

embarrassingly

small audiences, including supposedly big GOP names like Nikki Haley, Don Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle. . -I am running for president to renew an America that is strong and proud, not weak and awake. -All of us in this room have a message for Joe Biden.
It's time to put America first. -Is it not reasonable for me to expect, as a citizen of the United States of America, to have a United States Senator? -Well, that sounds less like an audience and more like a group of tourists at a spoon museum on a Tuesday morning. I've seen high school dance recitals with a larger audience. It

look

s like he's doing a one-man show off-Broadway called "The Real Cocaine Bear." "Hey, could someone tell C-SPAN to stop cutting to the audience?" The point is, CPAC was a window into the unhinged nature of the modern conservative worldview.
They're all in a little echo chamber, shouting in half-empty conference rooms about made-up things that most normal people don't care about. In fact, to show how out of touch they are with the average American voter, they invited pillow guy Mike Lindell to speak on stage about his repeatedly debunked election lies. -Thank you all. What do you think I'm going to talk about? We need to melt down the machines and turn them into prison bars. I have teams of people in every state. In fact, in a minute I'm going to announce this new thing I have. It's called the Electoral Crimes Office.
We don't want to use these machines. We want paper ballots, counted by hand. I have spoken to Germany, France, the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, where they use hand-counted ballots. -Germany, France, United Kingdom. Alright. I think I know what happened here. Some teenagers have been prank calling Mike Lindell pretending to be from different countries. "Hello, this is France. We are trying to find the owner of the pillow, Mike Lindell." "Thank you so much for reaching out! I have a lot of questions! First of all, how do you say election in French?" "Choice." "Oh, good. So French is the same as English!" And then, of course, there was Donald Trump, who did his usual shtick, rambling incoherently, like when he talked about the hypothetical scenario of Russia bombing NATO or something. -NATO wouldn't even exist if it didn't get them to pay, but they paid $449 billion or something like that.
And that's the money they use. They are very rich right now. They spent an office building that cost 3 million dollars. It's like a Manhattan skyscraper lying on its side. It is one of the longest buildings I have ever seen. And I said, instead of spending $3 billion, you should have spent $500 million building the biggest bunker you've ever seen because Russia wouldn't even need an airstrike. One tank, one shot through that beautiful glass building and it was gone. The same architect I used in Chicago. Great architects, but they didn't have war in mind. But when things happen, that building will disappear in about 15 minutes.
They should have spent a 500 million dollar bunker. Nice thick roof, six inches and six feet of concrete. -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Sure, but it's the left that has a mental virus. This...is like watching an HGTV home renovation show where the host has a massive head injury. "Okay, I like the subway tiles you have here in the kitchen. But I'm thinking that instead of a breakfast nook, what you could really use here is a steel-reinforced concrete bunker in case Russia decides to bomb your house. Plus, the barn doors are so 2009." -As bewildered as Trump was when he was in office, he is even more clueless now.
That's what happens when you move to a golf resort in Florida, where the sun fries your brain and you're surrounded by other old weirdos or waiters who have to tell you that all your ideas are amazing. "That's why NATO should build a beautiful bunker using the same architects I used in Chicago in case Russia decides to bomb them with a tank. What do you think?" "That sounds great, Mr. Trump. Now, would you like ketchup with his omelet?" "You know I'm trying to lower my cholesterol, so skip the omelet and just give me a big bowl of ketchup." But at some point, Trump got to what I assume was supposed to be the central premise of his 2024 campaign with this surprising line about how he could finally complete the assault on democracy that began in 2020. -And if you put me back in the White House, his reign has ended there.
Their reign will be over and they know it. And America will be a free nation again. We are not a free nation right now. We do not have a free press. We don't have anything free. In 2016, I declared I am your voice. Today I add, I am your warrior, I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution. I am your retribution. -He was such a terrible president and now he's auditioning to be Batman. But the problem... the problem is that he would never respond to the Bat-Signal because there is no way for him to just stare thoughtfully out the window.
You'd have to text it to him or just shine it on Sean Hannity's forehead. Oh, do you know what you can do? You can project it on a solar eclipse. He looks at them. Plus, that line is much less dramatic when Trump says it in that soft, sing-song voice he uses. When Batman says things like that, at least he grunts. Trump sounds like he is humming a song he heard on the radio. "♪ I am your warrior ♪ ♪ I am - I am your retribution ♪ ♪ You can count on me ♪ ♪ My name is Tiny D ♪ Although DeSantis was not at CPAC, he made it clear that his priorities are much the same.
The modern conservative movement has no answers to the very real problems Americans face today. Therefore, they want to use the government to solve all the petty cultural grievances they have. CPAC offered an eye-opening and embarrassing insightof the deranged modern Republican Party. They have two terrible options, a Big D that brought down the party in three consecutive elections or a Small D that is no taller than... -Six inches. -That was "A

closer

look." ♪♪

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