¿Vio Juan Diego A La Virgen O Estaba Hasta El Pito? | Leo Arriaga | Drunk History | Comedy Central

The following stories are based on real events, however it is important to clarify that the people who tell them are completely Hebrew. Hello, I am Eugenio Derbez, welcome to round story, the Virgin of Guadalupe appeared to Juan Diego on the Tepeyac hill and left him her mantle. as an example of this miracle but the real miracle will be that Leo Arriaga can tell this story after 8 rums and 2 beers in the year 1500 the year 1500 27 and then there was a guy called Carlos Quinto and he smells the very ancient father chocolate and in a tub of chocolate according to me I imagine that he loved chocolate so he talks to Juan de Zumárraga when his bar was like a father who until then had this problem with the Franciscans and chased witches he was a bastard they come and yes like that but I don't know what did wei brother say, you would have to go to mexico 17 you have to son well the situation is bastard i don't know what i did to him little bone towards mexico and on thursday in ames I mean it's not like it's not a way it's like net 36 days by boat So well the point is this one arrives when it is a Mexican rule and says I have to take charge of the evangelization of the indigenous people I don't even know why it makes me laugh the point is that the indigenous people or Indians always arrive at their door and I told them how footprint another day a wedge came to Juan Diego in that guy something happened that now I'm going to take you with this imagine Juan Diego and you in this test I'm indigenous this guy I'm going to walk in the mountains I'm going to get a little high with God he was getting high more Chinese that he got up and after a while he ate a mushroom that he smoked this that if the blessed herb that his indigenous friend gave him I don't know what mother and boom he may be walking and says ai wei it's the nopal is here verón with

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and he said no it's because that mother knows my name it wasn't an opal it was the virgin it was the guadalupana this is what to tell you I am the virgin of guadalupe the mother of and guadalupana the mother of mexico verónica castro they have hair up to their buttocks ok well the point is this, I'm such a bastard that I want them to make me a temple, a somewhat normal chapel, give and tell Juande the sum of the bouquet is very superior to his condition, and with Juan de Zumárraga you know what this happened to me, according to what I think, Juan de Zumárraga must have told him not with me you are a until you think he had to believe and with

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he told him well yes now yes I am a clearly diaz noise I am going to see if you bring me a low but clear test open up while when I go like the high down to the The next day I travel I like to try to go back to the same mountain because my mother and you think that you are up to it and that this is not happening to the virgin and then she is sick and I am not going to cure and then the virgin makes damn rays come true in that they receive the Damn, we're talking about the virgin 21 like this website, I already feel damn good but well the point is this Juan Diego of that mother and says ah the bastard safe place with you he already believes that is the point with Diego he already believes this one but then Juan arrives diego with when will he add again when is margall charly with a muffin in his mouth sorry he tells him let's see what happened in view of the muffins let's go to sleep what a fart way what do you think what a bastard is that web I swear to my uncle who raised her virgin, well this is the last time I'll tell you, bring me proof and I'll believe you and the next day it's 11 again, the virgin appeared to him, maybe what I did to him, the virgin tells him way, he's a bastard, or they're like they don't believe you, Luis, and it was they sting virgin of valor because although it seems that way, you put a strange one and the huitussi like nothing eggs and I'll put it to you you don't have to appear yet you know how consistency in the story if the virgin stuck out an arm after wake slap Juan Diego's and told them Don't doubt me today, I need you to go to Tepeyac Hill, you'll get some roses and the keys to Juan de Zumárraga, I'm taking the son, Mom, my Juan de Zumárraga, he told him, well, overall, he's going with Diego, it takes about 16 days to go, he already brings a car leaves here and stuck leeches climb poisonous plants you go to sleep bastard 2 this bastard is not going to sleep you know in some fucking cool leaves it was something to eat bugs there are none but keep walking the tepeyac arrives that says some roses of December then the 56 egg years well yes well in December it's a bastard but well it was this mother's mother well Juan Diego to the root I'll put these fucking roses of mine already for you well mother takes them she takes them to Juan de Zumárraga the bastard who was already up to the now that I take it off and the roses come out when I get away let's see I'm going to wait until it hit what a fart they say I hit you and then where did you get this you tell him I don't know but something happened to me and no one ever thought it was going to happen Ayate with the photo of the Virgin of Guadalupe and you notice that's fucking facto and that's how the Virgin of Guadalupe happened, who to this day continues to be in the Basilica of Guadalupe, well, with myths, habits come, that is, they are caricatures, they are legends, no fart. it doesn't matter what you believe in it matters how you want to be after what you believe that matters bastard thank you subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe to the

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