I Can Count To Three

Learning can be scary but it can also be incredibly fun today I want to teach you how to

count

to

three

when you

count

it's nice to almost think of it as a fun song to sing let's start with our first song now try to repeat then I one two

three

let's try it one more time you're doing wonderfully repeat after me one two three great job you can proudly say I can count to three two three the light on the back of the camera yes it's blue I'm Meat Canyon i'm here to let you know Mark Zuckerberg is hell recently.

Communist Mark Zuckerberg removed me from Instagram because he hates American family values. That's why I'm here today to tell you that you should follow me on Twitter at Meat Canyon. There will be a lot of cool stuff, like probably more photos of Tom Brady kissing his kid, sexy photos of me, and who knows, who knows what else is going to happen there. Uncle Sam and the US government have a firm grip on these, you know what? I'm saying, but I should also tell you that I have two new t-shirts available, one right here and one right here, these are two new t-shirts and these are for dad's taxes, so make sure you go through the links below and support me, support me, come on.

I'm going to do what am I supposed to do this for free? Should I call my man? I don't know who knows. Hey, Mark, don't step on me.