La Prepa | Franco Escamilla | Comedy Central LA

Recently my high school generation got together and you realize that you are old because when they say generation such and such year you say daughters or mother because they have hired me for high school events ok what do they say to me frankly we want you to do the show we are the generation 97 I go down with Marc came out in '97, we weren't born in '97, so now it's not all in Asia, nothing's going well, but in high school, right, so next to mine, obviously because of the fat lady who never got married, we put the whole front row together, Gordan, we all have a culinary life.

They got together, they made their Facebook group, they are a WhatsApp group, an idiot in my classroom had my phone number, he added me to the group, now everyone from high school and high school, which was the same in Chile, I have been talking for years without knowing how to say "I" because of something you give yourself and We were never friends and I don't blame them, I don't blame them either, aggression and my son had nothing to offer socially ok he has always been the fat one in the room, the one with glasses in the room and the black one in the room ok it's a trifecta to be a virgin all your life add the one that In high school I wore orthopedic shoes, goodbye, he was angry with me, no, and this was because for a hundred years in high school it is unsafe to go to high school with today's big shoes, and the secondary reason is that those bastards don't have a heart.

As soon as I reach peak Frankenstein, I I tried to reason with those animals, I told them no, friends, Christian or Frankenstein is not the monster, he is the doctor who invented the world, if you have a chance to read the book, shut up, French, oracle, I was shy to fight, ok, I was a victim of bullying from the summer school, the whores they bring. now cyber bullying what nonsense that is not symbolic on facebook close the account just a little bit just for me yes screw me I already have a nephew for you my brother's son coked a little bit they changed his school because they did too much to him and this guy said no more I can do more he asked me to transfer him at school and I split up with my brother I said he wouldn't let me talk to your son as a victim victim I talked to him we sat in the kitchen a glass of milk each and I said my son tell me, take his hand They didn't hit you, he told me not to, or worse, I was a bastard, you said, they caught him then at school, which could be worse than yesterday, he already explained to me with tears in his eyes that his classmates were taking photos of him with their phones without him realizing it and Then with those photos they were crazy, they were good, I said it, I said no, my son is not funny, I'm going to send him to talk to the teacher, at this point he's going to the show, but we're bullying, the photos of everything, I was really bullied, ok.

They gave you know that I stole from my lunch that some child knows what it's like to take two lunches to school, yours, the one who obviously steals your chest, my boobies evolved because at the beginning they stole my money and with that they bought things at the cooperative at the school. school later they said that water is going to form they didn't wait for me to buy things and then they arrived they made me everything and Chinese underwear this blows on the sides so if you know it the shaka poop for people who are not from Latin America it sounds very technical but it is It's a blow with your hands like that on the bone of the ass it's the 1000 years of death of Caracas and Sensei and when you're drinking water it hurts from its mother fruit there was a boy who was bothering me called José Luis that I ask God to leave her in a gas station his mother's son I have that fantasy today that I'm going to fill up with gas and the one who tends Jose Luis Mo and I'm going to point out what's new and he greets me with his red rag and tells me how many bosses thank you sir and tell the cat ten pesos from the green bastard and spend 10 times a day today again another 10 pesos now at the point two pesos tip now someday first God and I don't hate him but he deserves it to explain it I think that if you split the public in two and he asked them, do you remember high school and high school, a big part of you to say the best time of my life, first kiss, my first fahem, first, I don't know, there are people who lived it very well, nvidia culeros, I wasn't going to see another sector that say that high school is stupid, I'm afraid to go to school because that's what I was like and José Luis was the king, we were together in secondary school and I

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red for my good luck, okay, and the men are going to understand, José Luis was good at beatings, that's what you are. the king of men and besides, he was good at playing soccer, everyone, with that you are the god of men.

This boy fought two or three times a week and retired undefeated, although it was impressive to see him fight once, but when we are in first grade, but with the third year I am happy he said today they finally break your mother or semis I never went to the fights that day I went I was very happy in the front row with fast people with a bag until an agent passes by and pressed the voice of my coat everyone has I can have a soft drink as I like and I was there and no one told me.

I witnessed the day when José Luis, with a single left blow, knocked out a boy who was taller, bigger, stronger than him and as the third grader fell along with the one in my dreams and hopes I have the apartment of we lost let's go and what do you see he grabs his cap against the cap also good for the fucks xosé luís this one estimated in summer school I have met a student stupider than him for everything reprehensible no to homework they do not work in classes of the past punished he is the worst student in the universe and all the girls wanted with the 9 he has never understood why ladies between 12 and 25 years old are attracted to that type of man like that They see it and it has no future I want them to hit me get pregnant and abandon me I want to live with my in-laws but it can't be a beach José Luis every Wednesday he gave me you know on the neck that kind of relaxes him they go every Wednesday whatever each one This bastard was a professional.

He never looked bad on me, not even a single one of my height, the day there were no classes with my house, ok, I saw him, what happened, he said, "It's Wednesday, I'm in class, I'm sorry, but everything has a limit, my brothers, it seems like it sounds cliché, but it is." True, the brave man lives until the coward wants one Wednesday, they were precisely giving me my arts and I don't know, maybe I was already coming home from home badly or he hit me differently, something happened, my blood started to boil and I don't know where they came from. voice and eggs he seems like a boxer to me and he was already well connected and everyone in the room and jose luis mex and me inside since he has existed I wanted to apologize but the words web didn't come out but I wanted to see but and my colleagues Instead of everyone getting unemployed and the other ox who hardly liked to fight in China took off his shirt we are saving as adults web I had to fight with José Luis my brothers it was the shot of the century and it doesn't seem fair to me that because It was my first time fighting.

It's not fair that your first fight is against someone so good. I think that the schools, the primary secondary schools, really those leagues and divisions, so if you're alone you can fight against and then the league is done and the champion is going against josé luís or nothing else like that I had to fight against josé luís my brothers and here came something that no one expected, not even me because it is still the date when they talk about that fight or what if Márquez and Pacquiao in the pack in morelos They still say, do you remember the Escamilla shot with José Luís, everyone talks about fart because they don't know, my brothers don't know how ugly José Luis made me that day with his mother, I got fever from the web blows, how was the massacre that even the women felt?

They motivate me to defend, I'm going to what can't be seen, even the teacher said idiot from afar, I know, but at least for two weeks nothing bothered me. I was admitted to high school, he's also a friend. Everyone from high school is going to get together. If it was in three weeks, yes, it could be Wednesday, I said less of a sap day, but if I was my brothers, yes, it was equally applauding everything. If a liver is not free at the end. If I went to the new generation out of pure morbidity, I wanted to see who My generation gained more weight, you might be wondering what kind of shit I live with, I'm going to explain to you how 9 hunger

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res about 15 kilos more fat, although then time was on my side, things went well for my colleagues, not so much from my generation, the people who The most fattened were Brenda and Erick, two girls who in middle school and high school were great models, both of them and obviously suckers.

I was in love with them and they told them a photo, they wouldn't leave the snakes, I had to take it from afar without the two of them realizing it. From perspective I really selphy points and I invited them out and they were very stupid excuses for being sick and seeing super innocent and again how bad luck on graduation day she took a photo after a while I felt like a window cleaner on a cruise ship. Since it's too close, no, no, because of the two of them, they put up a website, it would be a compliment, except, no, people, both of them.

I don't know which Komodo dragon, the Gordon gummies, I saw them, I spat out the Chevy, I invited him, young Cole, what happened to them? a load from time to time or I felt much better one of them about tells me way you are the one from youtube this one me

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and your partner six points years yes yes the comedian with the hat I said hey my son is a big fan of yours I said ah what the hell you give me a digestive photo and it would have been logical to tell them that in the end I gave him photos for his son in the I'm very resentful I already feel much better at the party I met my high school girlfriend I had there was no believe it Susana towards Dirty May the lesson also made the virgin Luciana sick, she was fat and ugly but there was the stone for the zinc in the area but she liked pokemon and she said that she was a fire pokemon and that I had to turn her off open the fuck up and she grabbed me sails because waves and I want but let's go but I loved my pikachu and it caught my attention because I said civilians from yesterday and that they were a good option well object how the monster must have turned out this has nothing to see or nothing to see because it evolved with a very good beautiful mother rhyme pretend not even in the count but buy it for finished and look that I contain that joke to the jara and they were in the audience I didn't know that I'm not so cynical nor such an object but Fernando that's what my manager Weinstein tells me and in He is going to ask for a photo, I'm also ironing, if it's not for Minnelli's taxis, and well, he didn't understand why.