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Lippes Leselust - Folge 1

Mar 22, 2024
That's all, I have to give you the warmest welcome to a little tour of the pleasant German-language literature of recent years. Of course, I'm not alone on this evening: I have my dear, dear friend Jochen Malmsheimer. with me, the best speaker in the world. We have been preparing for weeks. Earlier this afternoon we were thinking about whether we should run. Then Jochen said we don't want to run the Berlin Marathon and I said it's new territory for me. .. I googled it first and then I found it because now it costs 98 euros if you want to race in it and then I googled it some more and found out that I wanted to know what they give you for it.
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There are six refreshment points. There is water, tea, iso drinks, apples and bananas. The value of the products is 12 to 13 euros. That's good. I can't believe there are so many bananas and then I said Jochen, I mean, I've never done that before. How long does it take, since the world record is two minutes and two hours? 2 Yes, I say to Jochen, if the world record holder already needs that time, we need even more because we don't find the time and then we have "We didn't do it, we prepared more and here we are both. Let's welcome the great Jochen Malmsheimer.
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I don't think anything should have happened, but what if we talked to Torsten Sträter?" Torsten Sträter, I think this is his third book. Torsten Sträter easily realizes that he is the only one in the comedy circus who, no matter how warm he is, always wears a woolen hat. He has a large sum of money together, it's always different. I think they all have names and where they live is different too. I know I don't have a hat right now. I have hair. The man is qualified. Mr. Schneider worked in the shipping company for a long time and only started writing in 2004, Angry at Someone, a very bad police thriller, then he did a slam and for a few years he was working alone and burst onto the comedy scene German like a tsunami and that's where it starts, now we hear something about Jochen from the 80s.
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In the 80s everything was ruined, for example, today you put someone with their naked pill in a coffee grinder and you read little tags, it is locked up. Back then it was called the German New Wave and healthcare was in its infancy. Colonoscopies were still done in such a way that the ferret was trained with a Polaroid camera taped to its back and we the animal had a bad day, it only came with blurry shots of its own perplexity, the player has to leave and nothing. of the people involved had fun dating at school was not only officially defeated by the teacher, but it was a separate subject.
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I often had double lessons and we had to wear name tags, did our parents recognize us? The next example is moshi moshi, it was such a small relay. made of plastic with faux fur on top it's hard to imagine these days but boys and girls had pussies I don't know why but that's what they say in a book in front of it and they thought oh almighty this mon chi chi is sweet that It's so crazy, I can't understand it, it's that sweet, but the muddy ones could do more, they could let a little town appear in their mouths, that's how sure it was.
Then it was Butt's turn and that's how I repeat I went. to Addis back in 1987 disco pop disco pop they said they are clear descendants like smelly bags of mcm hell was back then the strength of discofox disco fox destroyed me the whole decade my friend Klaus was waiting for me at the bar and was drinking kirsch milkshake, a liquid that is used to make Hello Kitty today, but back then we had to do it here, the DJs were different back then, each record was anti-socially moderated by some mullet baron who was always behind the turntables and the help . of the EU, the concern was the difficult thing, but please, with cream and cookies, final camp, there is the bigu, how do we let the dolls dance?
Here goes Peter or Udo writes to his son, then nowhere will he be allowed to do everything with a little. flat because Arafat doesn't have a bike or something Klaus had two neon colored ladies meanwhile late whose hairstyles were obviously worn by bald eagles when incubating their young or for holding their arms. Nowadays it seems funny but back then we were saying full of Ikra data theft / about it and he yelled at the girls for a minute and smiled and then came to me, what we have to do for the mattress plates. Just before that, with those beautiful Discofox God dancing, I thought, or rather Phil Collins. , that was the same thing back then to clean the mattress and discofox how did that work?
The two women approached us and I already knew it was starting, I grabbed one of them and we chatted dancing, you are often here, First of all, you are often right, I have seen it many times here too. It didn't really make any sense, but the markets aren't very good. That's worth a lot, to continue with the terminology of the 80s. , me and the banana stones answers I came up with an idea in which it was a real success to design it as if someone were as smart as a rat, that would be wonderful and of From then on it was only mediocre.
To put it briefly, the discofox and I would like to grab the rest of the sentence does not contain massive lifting figures. Today I know, but back then, when I grabbed my dance partner by the hips and tuned up, today I didn't know and the answer. As for why you don't, it consists of just one word: ceiling fan, which is pretty cool like the girl on top of the dance floor. The first applause began to rotate, but the discharge began quite quickly, the whole store started under the skirt. of the girl who had to walk through an entire movie theater to the propeller and then everyone believed in me, the master of the lifting figure, the music stopped, I felt bad and said: "In a senseless way, Murdoch destroyed the helicopter".
After all, he had left some of the girls clear for the mattress, although it was mainly about the amount of money they found, but not much happened. The girl has been lying there ever since, with a permanent puzzled expression on her face, as have I. , because I can't believe how shitty he really was, because his eyebrows have been very, very high on his forehead since that night. She never took care of herself. We actually went out together a couple of times for dinner and stuff. but then we left it like that because the core was so we all looked at it and asked, what's wrong with the soup?
We just didn't have enough. It was also difficult with women back then, so everything was difficult, but the thing about women in the 80s was the worst. I think the girl from then married the DJ from the Pub AG nightclub and from what I heard he didn't say I do in the wedding but the movie said fuck fuck fuck say thumbs up, but from here on out it's really going to be the big cities and next week, before the marriage breaks up, yeah or something like that. Now please continue with Dietmar Wischmeyer for those who want to buy books, we are all in the age of the tap, that means.
You can only get it from an antique dealer, but you can get it from the bookseller you trust, it is an atypical work, that is why there are no glosses, I offer them otherwise he writes where he handles the foil like a mallet and vice versa as I once said that, What would you call these phrases life support in the broadest sense? Yes, this is for the philosophical year. Would you give us the joy of going to the gardens? Thank you. I'll start with a contemplative one. Send a text message to the old brunette. How little space the old chestnut tree occupies for an old chestnut tree, dear friends, but every year it blooms again, completely unlike the wife, this should also be discussed here completely openly, there is a lot of beauty in it, I would say, based on nature observed yes, the barberry, nature was beautiful regarding the barberry, who wouldn't think of a cozy brothel in Morocco, there is no need to continue here.
I also see a lot of people coming in, yes, it's better than watching TV and not recording it. very dark of course you don't believe it at all who looks at people tufin marco h we have many relatives in africa that is the farm in morocco but the name of the language comes from a thorn bush that gained sad fame as the intermediate host of leaf rust cereals yes, sometimes the good and the bad are together but they are one Reflection on the finitude of our existence Beetles that kick Maybe sometimes we represent a beetle with our shoes without thinking about death. insect with your fingers again to feel the work of rubbing thank being open there are people who get drunk on alcohol until they have to vomit or their wife from the furniture many of us do not understand this behavior and shake our heads But something we do not understand has to to be bad.
We came to Harald Martenstein, my favorite society, communists, communist columnists, yes, but he was, yes, he was in the DKP, we, like all the humor creators of this year, of course, also studied German and Philosophy, like everyone this year's humor creators and award-winning author, has already taught three novels, has written columns at the Henri Institute in Hamburg and, since he has described gender beings as anti-science, I don't need to say anything. about shortness of breath and I love him, he speaks more from the heart in almost every sentence and recently I wrote to Johann again A novel in the morning I opened the newspaper and found a review.
I didn't know the author. I wrote that in the novel it was clear that I was an idiot, a domestic pig, a coward like the one on display at the cash register. It had more revanchist seeds, the flag written, I saw it, Mario Barth, a dangerous carpet and an extract around bator. I also say and I'm an addict and I always carried with me a pack of tempo tissues and I was already having a second cup of coffee bread my book had to be this this reviewer totally deviated From then on the phone rang, people called or They called me and They said they really liked the book.
Normally they wouldn't have said that, but now because of this criticism they did. Surprisingly, it was a great day for me. I have never been praised so often. If he had been a moderate referee, this would have had no effect on anyone. My mother wanted to go to the newspaper and attack the critic, a certain Schmidt. I was able to avoid it. My friends said I was guaranteed that Schmidt's secret model was an ambitious young man. man who was working on her role model of Oedipus The most common accusation was that he was addicted to her so often and to her.
He really he couldn't write so many columns, otherwise he couldn't write so many columns. . Yes, he would if it were true. Percentage of all people also threaten him, Schmidt should do so once he is dead. The accusation is also illogical if a person does not like Schmidt accuses me at the same time or sows jam and subfolder. he seeks suffering. In his anger he has to decide between the two accusations. By the way, the novel is relatively briefly about a teenager who masturbates in front of him, that's true, but teenagers really do that kind of thing, sexuality is a part of life and it's a novel.
Günter Grass is not grass either and he got a Nazi party badge even though he wrote The Tin Drum. I did some research and discovered that Schmidt has at least once accused virtually everyone who does something successfully with culture in Germany of not doing it. does not have too many or has too many hormones, which is often an online masturbation society is the actor josef bierbichler human already polluter of the nest both strauss with fresh sweats fantasies of rancid old men the wolf wondratschek smells like he has rancid testosterone like what it's exactly right at least I didn't sleep there, the director of the testosterone theater luc bondy, are you now pickled or is that how the testosterone theater staged so staged with the civilian thorny?
Money allows only thanks to a man who is a castrated master and therefore against this laxity, as well as Franz. Despite having written the book, I do not write all this to mock a literary criticism written with a lot of passion , I just want to tell all young people that it is something really natural, there is no need to have a bad conscience, almost everyone does that. She is anything but Schmidt and abstinence from him did nothing for her orgasm problems. I have another idea for a guaranteed great, super-sellable title on the star. or in Time magazine.
A friend said it can be found in magazines and sex guide columns. I often read something about the fake orgasm, which is said to be a mass phenomenon, especially widespread among women and which is very common and which to this day goes unnoticed by German journalists, but there is also the opposite phenomenon, that is, the covert orgasm. Some time ago it happened to them that they had a life-oriented bachelorette with a man from a new acquaintance who initially seemed interesting and promising to her, and during the night this man always came to her apartment for various reasons.
However, he had also become less nice for various reasons and had decided not to run away but to get involved in an intimate encounter that was probably unique given the circumstances: she had had an orgasm but had hidden it because she was not prepared for it. Afterwards, she also felt pleasantly depressed becauseto their fruitless efforts. When she talked to friends in the following weeks, she discovered that something like this happens every day. A married friend reported that she was not complaining about what she was doing, but her husband managed to climax quite quickly and easily. After her, all her efforts are for her because men, when they have completed something, like to put it aside and move on to the next task.
She faked her orgasm, her husband, who is a perfectionist and very ambitious, hasn't let her go for a long time, which of course is something I liked for quite a while until she finally got tired and gave him an orgasm much later. "The event had really happened. That's when I had the idea of ​​the title with many portraits of women, from Princess Gloria to Alice Schwarz and Veronica Ferres and the title printed diagonally I covered it. Now I felt pressured to reveal something intimate in the Conversation. I confessed to him that there was a condom vending machine in the bathroom of the motorway service station for the first time in many years and that I was thinking of buying it.
I had a lot more of a product called Travel Pussy at Euro Cost, which apparently it's a replica of the female intimate zone for travelers in a hurry. By the way, there was also a one-way vibrator for the same price, I think it's there or something, or it's just sticks, which otherwise I wouldn't delve into this discovery As a journalist committed to curiosity, I Googled the term travel Pussy on my computer and discovered that, in addition to Spinosa's writings, Travel Pussys was available on online retailer Amazon. You can buy it for four euros with the note that customers who bought this item are also more likely than average to see the movie Batman Begins, that's all

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