FRIENDS Funny & Relatable Life Sucks Moments PART 2

Wow, what's up with all that negativity? You sound like monicans, not monocan, so I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross's house and I have nowhere to live. Wow, I could go crazy so easily right now. Oh please someone tell me I don't have one. Going to work today and now I'm going to pass the news to Joey and Chandler that you're not

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or sexy, that's right, Chandler Patrick just ended things with me, did you tell him or not that he was looking? for a serious relationship I did it, I absolutely did you idiot I'm sure you're right but why don't you tell a guy that you're looking for a serious relationship?

You don't tell the boy that you scared him now. oh man I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, you know you should never be allowed to talk to people, I know, I know, oh look, now I'm back where I started oh, this

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, being alone

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, well my movie has It's officially canceled Joey, I'm so sorry, do you want some of my breakfast, yeah, I'm too depressed to eat, I'll probably eat in about five minutes, oh, oh, someone left the keys to a Porsche, they have them there, these are yours, yeah, that's what I. I drive I make four dollars an hour I've saved for 350 years you're going to make me choose between you and the hat I choose to have a good choice thank you okay look good that's all okay, I'm out of here I don't have to be ashamed anymore Hello, hey, friend, How are you doing so terribly?

I'm telling you, if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just screw things up. I really think I could kill someone tonight. Oh, come on, come on, maybe. It won't be as bad, it's worse, okay, I'm going to shake off the dirt, okay, done, okay, that was a terrible pitch, I'm not going to throw it directly at you, that's not real, look at me, my big concern is what it is real, oh my god, we are so sad. It is not like this? I think we are. This isn't even my dress.

No, at least you didn't rent yours from a store called. It's not too late. Hello what's going on? Dude, someone at work ate my sandwich. What did the police say? my leftover thanksgiving sandwich I can't believe someone ate it ross it's just a sandwich just a sandwich look I'm 30 okay I'm getting divorced twice and I just got evicted that sandwich was the only good thing that happened in my

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someone ate the only good thing that happens in my

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hey hey oh the worst day you know, you think you're finally getting ahead at work and then your boss calls you raquel, okay, listen for the first four years of my job, all. call me shah I really believe you oh you know how good I'm sorry I think I ate you ate my sandwich it was a simple mistake it could happen to anyone oh you really mistook it for your own turkey sandwich with a wet juice maker no, maybe you remember Have you seen a note about it? there may have been a joke or limerick of some sort that said it was my sandwich.

Not now, calm down, come look in my office. Some of it may still be in the trash. That? It was pretty big I had to throw most of it away you you threw away my sandwich my sandwich look I need your help okay I have to do something to repel this woman wait a minute wait a minute you guys repel women all the time hey I've been married three Sometimes no, no, no, no, I've seen it happen. You are in a relationship with a woman, but somehow you managed to kill her, what is your secret? Could we be more white trash, so we're having?

Fun, sure, we don't need that magician, we'll go to a couple of clubs, talk to some strangers and after this we'll go to the docks and see about the ship. I'm a little defeated, actually so am I, are you? Seriously, yes, thank God, I'm exhausted, so you guys want coffee, yes, but I don't want to get up too late, so I'll have a decaf. Yes, me too, can I have some hot water with a little lemon? It slipped in. voice shouting there has to be so loud I can't hear what you're saying my ears are ringing so much I was glad I brought that extra pair of socks you know I used them as gloves I didn't want to touch something in that last place how sad we are what are they going to do do you?

Oh, I guess we just found a divorce lawyer. Well, I think Ross already has one. Now this one is free because you paid for the first two. get the third one for free laugh but the joke is on you because we don't need to get divorced okay we're just going to have a hassle and an annulment ross I don't think surgery is the answer here oh oh that's your What's the thing main, you know you're the guy who gets divorced, it's not my thing, I don't love getting divorced, yes you do, this is your third divorce, God, you love divorce so much, you'll probably marry him and then.

It won't work, so you'll have to divorce a guy who's getting a divorce. I'm so drunk, oh come on Monica, reliving the pain of the past and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about, you know that anyway and of course the Indians are too scared to do it. being in a real relationship and not being in a well I'm married although I haven't talked to my wife since the wedding I'm sorry that's not

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it's actually that my wife doesn't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is, hey Russ, where's the lady? Don't know.

I can't afford this right now because I'm not working, so I've had to cut back on some luxuries like paying for things.