Questions women have for Indian men, Answered by an Indian man

So, there is a video that has been doing the rounds on the internet since last week and it is titled Questions Women Have for Indian Men. Last time I checked, I'm an Indian man, so let me start and answer these

questions

for you. Can you pee? a hard yes every morning this is how our morning wood goes limp why do you stare staring is an action not limited to men both men and

women

stare stare at me because I

have

long hair people stare at the

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s in general they stare a lot also stare is what I'm doing right now not staring is what you're talking about this is not staring this is staring not staring why don't you change your underwear more often like jolish maniac I change my underwear everyone days and I'm sure most guys do it too, we keep our groins pretty clean and that's why it becomes very important that we change our underwear every day.

I think this was a question for your boyfriend. Maybe you should talk to him about hygiene. Why do you

have

such a big ego? As? On earth, can I even answer that question? Why do you give it so much importance during cricket matches as if you knew you were on the field? watch cricket I know a lot of guys who don't watch cricket either. I watch ufc and that's the only sport I'm interested in watching and even if I watched cricket what's your problem? I will stop shouting while watching cricket. the day you stop crying while watching romantic comedies and your soap operas, by the way, brotherly treatment, not all men look good, what's your point here?

What about the aggressive man? Stop overcompensating now, relax, so when you say about compensation, I assume you are saying that the penis is smaller, the greater the aggression and everyone knows that only men are capable of rudimentary emotions like aggression,

women

cannot be aggressive because biologically only a person who has a penis can be especially aggressive. a person with a small penis created the aggression what an unbearable piece of jelly you are what's wrong with your beard trim it at least you know if you're not going to shave well although that's something you should try what's wrong with the 50's haircut my face why am I a diane mackerel if I wear red lipstick why are you none of those maybe a clown frankly men don't even care about your lipstick I don't care about your lipstick and most men don't either They don't care about your lipstick women judge each other by their lipstick shades we men frankly don't give a damn I judge women who wear makeup I mean what's your problem?

Men don't care about your cosmetics, you can put frosting on your face and I would. I don't care right, we can't even tell the difference between your 200 shades of red, it's women who judge other women by their cosmetics, we have better things to do, like judge you for your terribly stupid argument and man, oh Oh my god, if you're still doing it honey, you have to go back like 10 years. I'll go back 10 years. You go back to the 1950s. Why do you have to be everywhere and not in the toilet? Why what's up guys, use your tool well?

Well, we know how to aim our tool. Are you sure you're not talking about your dog constantly marking his territory inside your house or maybe your boyfriend has severe nerve damage, perhaps a complete loss of his motor skills? You could help him with a nice explanation. because I don't wear makeup doesn't mean my tiravira isn't like that it doesn't work like that stop judging me for that and stop calling me your weed I'm not your wheel a guy zoned you as a brother what a legend he is I'll buy him a beer why the hell would you think that it's okay to sexually manipulate us into doing things we don't really want to do, why love, how exactly does a man sexually manipulate a woman, how do I?

I have no idea, uh, we can't really go out and say, "Okay, you're going to miss this if you don't sleep with me, we can't, but you can and you do." It is very easy for you to manipulate us sexually and make us do things we don't want to do. Understand that the power play here is in your hands. You control all this. What's the problem with your homophobia guys to answer your question? Because of popular culture asking someone out. a cup of coffee usually has a romantic connotation if you watch any movies, if you've seen any movies that I'm sure you've seen, or sitcoms or anything in pop culture, when a person has to ask another person out On a date with a romantic date I usually ask them out for a cup of coffee if we were in a hypothetical scenario, however, and a gay man was supposed to ask me out for a cup of coffee, a cup of coffee Friendly, not romantic, I would. person going out with that person for a friendly cup of coffee or beer one or the other um I'm also pretty sure you're the type of woman who thinks that every man who talks to you nicely wants to get into your pants, stop adjusting your crotch and your balls like that, how will you feel if you start doing that with our tits?

You do that, silly, you adjust your blouses and your bra straps, and in case you haven't noticed, these clothes contain only your boobs. In case you haven't noticed, you also really like doing social experiments. Third way feminists really like doing social experiments, so I have one for you. Put yourself in my shoes, that's what it will be called now. What I want you to do is wear a thong and then wear underwear over it. If you adjust this strap on this thing you're wearing even once all day, your gender studies degrees would be revoked, I know.

You feel good, but I'm sorry, I don't feel good because you play with your thing in public, so adjusting my balls is the same as playing. You obviously have no idea what playing is really like and I don't feel good either because you're looking at me. to me while I play with my balls my hands my balls why a man has experience if he has been with many women but if I have been with many men I am who you think is considered experienced by whom other men do you think we go out hugging and congratulating each other on our experience or do you think it is because of other women that men are considered experienced if they are considered convenient as you say and if they are when you think A scenario arises where a woman tells a man that you are experienced, when does that happen according to you?

No one is congratulated or flattered for having experience, right? No woman wants a man who has had a habit of sleeping with someone and no man wants a woman. well, I personally don't care about you, I don't know you, so you can sleep with the entire Indian subcontinent. I wouldn't mind being a man or a woman, it won't exempt you from being insulted. Society, it's okay and I have experience, I want this to get into that hard head of yours, experience, it's not one of those names, believe me, where do you think we are children? We can't accept the truth, the truth about what, uh, that's a very vague question.

It would help if you could be a little more specific next time. Why do you think it's okay to say like the kilogram? They are my pillows. You can't comment on that shahid. Maybe there's a difference between the last time I saw you and this time. I'm looking at you maybe I'm worried about your health maybe I like you lean I can't have preferences after all can't I do more than that? Although let me give you an example so you understand it better if I do. I'm coming home today and cutting off my long locks and shaving my beard and I'll see you next time.

Aren't you going to ask me if I did something to my hair? And if you ask me that, should I respond by saying oh God? locks, how can you comment on my locks? Hello, hello, hello, girl, hey, dear, I want to make friends, no, I don't know what's wrong with you, learn to take a hint, I mean, this isn't even a hint, it's like a slap. in your face i don't want to make friends with you stop messaging me okay i agree that

indian

men are generally terrible at starting conversations online by flirting in fact why are you so embarrassed about my brass trap?

No, I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed of that. I'm supposed to share oxygen with you, but I don't care at all about your bra pass. Why do you find it so difficult to be honest with the women in your life because you say you want honesty? but I assure you that you are incapable of handling that without making a scene stop telling them to button their shirts it only makes you look like an idiot keep the shirt and buttons on frankly, I personally don't care and it's usually in a professional environment where the People are told to button their shirts, men and women are told to button their shirts, you're not special, it doesn't just happen to you, it happens to all of us, what's up with Madonna's complex, like why the distinction between women.

You want and the women you want to marry oh look I'm so deep What are you asking me? I am not a psychoanalyst. The person who coined the word was a psychoanalyst. His name was Sigmund Freud, of which I am absolutely certain. You are aware that you know this term, he explained it, he coined the damn word and explained it to you. You've read his explanation, but you think it's really important that you ask us as if we were going to give you new answers. If we, the general population, are going to give you new, more insightful answers for something you already explained, you just like saying that word so people think you're really smart, even though your IQ is definitely in the double-digit spectrum, now It's equally cryptic and an equally stupid answer for the Indian woman in general would be what's up with the electra complex?

I need your money like I don't need your green stuff I need your gray matter naiha I know you don't have it so no I'm not interested in your green stuff oh so you want my gray matter great let's talk about things that interest you something that have in common, maybe art, not music, no, not any idiom, uh, maybe philosophy, biology, chemistry, maybe astronomy, many names of astrology, you know your argument would have a lot more weight if this video had shown demonstrably if he had chosen his

questions

a little more carefully, I don't think he would have gray matter much less anything after watching this video and at the end of his question it seems like Are you saying something that completely baffles me?

Are you saying that you would have been interested in my green matter under the prerequisite that I had gray matter? I have body hair Yeah, I mean, look, look, look at this, zoom in on this, okay, there's a lot of hair. here and there there's a lot of hair here and everywhere on my body we're not babies, all adults have body hair, deal with it, I'm not going to go through a painful procedure just to meet your standards of how it's supposed to look like a woman I'm sorry, your body is so hairy, I mean, your legs feel like whiskey brite against mine.

I'm not telling you to wax or shave. I would, although I mean you have more hair, so men should technically shave. Why do women do it? I don't even understand that nowadays men remove their body hair as much as women, in case you haven't noticed it's because women write articles on the internet, page after page you can find women writing articles saying how important it is. for a man to scrape himself, why should we do that? Ideally we shouldn't do it, because if you don't realize that we have skin like yours, we don't have scales, we get rashes, we get itchy and we get breakouts, it's a painful procedure for both us and you it's very hypocritical of you to say that you shouldn't remove body hair you shouldn't do this because you think men want you to do this when in this same video this one I guess the person who is your friend has talked several times about how we should remove our body hair, whether in the face or on the head, and also why should I go through a painful procedure just to meet your standards of what a man is supposed to look like? like why do you always stare at my crotch like why like I thought it's okay your crotch uh whoa whoa whoa okay just for a second uh men don't like to look at crotches to be quite honest um yeah we like to look at the breast and the butt but crotches is something I haven't heard before no man wants to look at your crotch I assure you maybe that's the reason why no one wants to hang out with a possessed clown and you think we're children we can't take the truth, no, you can't, I already

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this, it seems like you can't handle anything without creating a scene, it's one of your prerequisites I guess, why do you think just because I'm wearing glitter eyeliner?

Don't know. What is GST? I am sure you know about GST. I'm sure you read it right after you finished applying that glitter eyeliner. Why exactly do you think sexist jokes are okay? Because you know what when I do that with you. You get really offended, so you play the game from both sides or you keep it to yourself, maybe you're not funny, maybe the joke wasn't funny either, orMaybe just stay with me here, maybe both, if the women can hold out until we get there. So, back home, why do men have to take out their you-know-what in the middle of the road and pee right in front of everyone?

It's really disgusting, why do they make that correction on the side of the road, not in the middle, um, but let's talk? facts here India has a serious problem with public convenience and its availability, okay, that's where we have a serious problem with it and if you go to the rural areas you will find that as many women as men urinate in the middle of the road okay, It's in rural areas, so I don't think so. It's as important a gender issue as it is a general well-being issue, but I agree with one thing, and this is me extending an olive branch here, but I agree with one thing. something that people don't give so much importance to. a scene if a man is seen on the side of the road people generally don't compare if a woman was doing that that would be a problem so I have my sympathy for this.

I'm wearing pink lipstick, right? asking is a very vague question. If you could be a little more specific next time, it would be a big help. However, I'll address it anyway. I'm not sure when you say ask for it. What are you talking about? Do you mean mansplaining? um, do you mean get booed? Do you mean rape? because that's where generally all feminist narratives come down to um because if we're talking about rape and I guess we are because you know that's the topic you like to address the most um A rapist doesn't care what lipstick you're wearing, It's okay, a rapist doesn't care if you're asking for it.

A rapist rapes like a murderer murders. A murderer doesn't care if you're asking for it. A liar doesn't care if you're asking for a lie, people do these heinous things because they do these things in the anus, it has nothing to do with the lipstick you're wearing, it has nothing to do with the cosmetic you apply in your face, I hope you understand this now. I want this to be very clear. I am not defending rape, or a rapist, or a murderer, or someone who was murdered. I am not defending these absolutely inhumane crimes. No, I'm just saying that the argument is a bunch of nonsense.

What is your problem with women wearing clothes of their choice, some of which are short? I mean, beat the damn miniskirt. Instead, check your email. Why must you keep throwing out this sjw slang? Why should you keep adding mail behind every word that Otherwise, it's a unisexual male gaze that explains why you do that too in case you haven't noticed, it's usually older women who judge older women. young people because of the clothes they wear, so instead of telling me, go and ask an older woman not to do it. Instead judge younger women by what they wear, why do you hate your ex-girlfriend and my ex-boyfriend so much, what did he do to you?

You're asking me a random Indian man about how I feel about your ex. boyfriend, no I don't hate your ex-boyfriend and I don't hate my ex-girlfriend either, why do you guys have a problem with anything to do with periods? Don't they know they exist? Everything from tampons to sanitary pads. Whatever it is, what's the deal? We know they exist, there are more advertisements for sanitary pads on television than for things that men need for their cleanliness, so we understand that they exist and we understand what these pads and the four pads are. Um, by the way, I call your argument absolute and most women would agree with me that men are nothing more than openly considerate of you when you go through your monthly cycles, okay, we try to overcompensate for the pain you say have. being very nice to you doing things we might not otherwise do we get you chocolates we make you chicken soup we do all kinds of crazy things for you because you say you feel pain in increasing agony in most media and in most families with medium-high financial background, the concept of going out and buying monthly groceries is quite prevalent now in my household and I know a lot of people in their homes too if the men were the ones who went out and bought groceries. monthly groceries and bought monthly requirements of household sanitary pads were included in that just because your father didn't do that doesn't mean no one else does that's disgusting how would you feel if someone came up to you and did that to you in person, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's crazy, it's borderline crazy and I just want to say, forget social media etiquette, what's wrong with you?

Have you really seen fangirls, the ones who go out and surround celebrities, the ones who cut themselves on social media and scream and cry, don't you think they require some etiquette, don't you think they are on the verge of insanity? you have to stop telling me to button my shirt every time you look good in public like it's probably intentional like can you stop being? How disgusting, especially if you're 40 or 50 years old, huh, unbuttoned shirt again. I don't care about your unbuttoned shirt. Nobody wants to see your shirt unbuttoned. I assure you, fool, deluded, I have never seen you and I pray to God.

I will never have the misfortune to see you either, but if I saw you and your shirt was unbuttoned or even if you were walking around naked, I would look at you once only to be repulsed forever, why am I a for refusing a drink at the bar, I wouldn't. want, so one time someone called you out, a random guy called you out for refusing his drink and now you think all men do that, what sweaty pics on social media, why sweaty pics, that's too specific not to be an attack on someone. from your friends list, which is very dishonorable, you should talk to them face to face, but hypothetically, if he was putting sweaty photos on the Internet, if he was putting them on social media, maybe hypothetically, maybe he was doing it on retaliation for posting those ridiculous selfies. with your pout and your dog Snapchat filters that absolutely annoy me, what's with those three in the morning texts?

I don't need those messages. I need my beauty sleep guys, not those booty calls, beauty sleep doesn't work. What about saying if you love me? You will do this You will make me a sandwich You will let me hang out with my boys like always You will jump off a cliff This may surprise you, but when people are in love, they do things for each other, okay, they make sandwiches, they jump off the cliff while you say it. I find it very disturbing and it is also extremely sad that your boyfriend has to resort to the point where he has to ask you to make a sandwich to show you love him because otherwise you say what am I going to make your sandwich because I am a feminist because making a sandwich will make you oppresses a lot also I guess he hangs out more with his boys with his boys with his brothers because he enjoys his The company is better than your insipid jokes and I guess I congratulate you because you survived the cliff jump or lost a boyfriend anyway.

Congratulations woman, why is it so difficult for you to understand that for a woman to be a housewife is much more difficult? that your nine to eight while our work and this is and does not deserve your judgment. I don't judge women who are housewives and most men don't either. Most men are fine if their wife wants to stay at home and run it. we're fine with it that doesn't mean you have to do it, but if you do we're absolutely fine with my own mother being a housewife I respect her a lot what's your point here you're implying something that's obviously not true me today, like the moment where a guy has a crush on a girl, like he just stopped shaving, do you think the art look works better for you than the clean shaven look that makes you look like a decent human being who showers daily?

Because? Is it that when a woman is in love with a man, she starts binge eating and gains a lot of weight? Do you think the whale look suits you better than a physically fit look? It makes you look healthy and attractive. It's a joke. Joke, don't burn my effigies yet. Do you see the inherent double standard here for a woman to body shame a man? Something growing naturally on her face wouldn't be a body shame compared to what I just did and changed into. certain words here and there, but in essence the sentence is the same and now I would definitely be a chauvinistic male pig, why do you think it is okay to say moti about yourself today?

Have you bought this weight problem for the second or third time I think please think of something new. Why don't you clean your feet? I mean, between your fingers, rub a little. You know, do it from time to time. I think it's because, unlike you, we don't expose our feet much. What I mean by that is that we don't decorate them like Christmas trees and blow them up, we don't do it for ourselves, it's just flesh and blood. help us transport ourselves from point a to point b, so I think we don't really put much effort into embellishing it.

What about homophobia? Why do you think all gay men chase you, like you already know, just because someone is gay? he's asking you for a cup of coffee or being nice to you doesn't really mean he's trying to hit on a new man, like, get it, get it, no, no, don't get so upset, you know what's up with this? pseudo homophobia this undercurrent i already

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this question before eh what's the point of recycling questions now especially you that makeup artist and the girl is obsessed with her shirt and buttons why do you think you deserve so much respect just because you were born man, you haven't accomplished anything important in life by having certain types of genitalia, so please get over it.

I'm not supposed to touch your feet or you know, listen to what you say just because you're a man. and you're my boyfriend or something that's not how it works you just have to be a respectable person and being a man has nothing to do with it. I agree that gender should not be a precondition for respect, but I find that to be very hypocritical. for you to say that since you're judging an entire gender in this entire video and you're not very respectful about it, these generalized notions you have of an entire gender aren't the most respectable.

I don't respect you for your shit. opinions I don't care about your gender you can be whatever gender you want for all those imaginary genders you made up I don't care I don't respect you because you're asking terribly stupid questions you have a platform, you could have asked some kind of productive questions, but you chose to spend them on these questions Absolutely juvenile, stupid beyond imagination, embarrassing, why are you so afraid to show your true emotions? Because when we do it, you call us sissies and you call us men, babies and the only emotion that society allows us to show is aggression, which generally society does not look down on us as men if we show aggression, but in this video you have made fun of us That's why it also seems to me that in this video you keep Talking about us trying to overcompensate for something that I assume you mean is a minuscule virility through an aggression that is very productive on your part makes me want to express even more, if you remember that there was this video that came out a few years ago.

I think it was for fashion, it was this montage of shorts of little children, young people, teenagers crying throughout the video and throughout the video society keeps telling them that children don't cry, so I thought it was a good video. I was seeing this. video from the other day, at the end of the video I thought the conclusion would be that it is okay for children to cry, but the narrative changes completely and at the end of the video madhuri dikshit appears on the screen and she says instead of telling the children no . To cry you should tell them not to make women cry, so it all has to be about you, doesn't it, you ignorant amoeba?

Stop telling me to adjust my bra. I spent like maybe half my salary on this, like I want people to see it, babies, half of it. your salary in a brazier your salary must be really very low and I assure you that no one wants to see and I have a question half of your colleagues say that we should not look and now you want people to look, why don't you do it? Make up your mind, damn woman, why do you find it offensive to know how to cook like that? It's just the job of the ladies of the house.

It's very bad that you know how to cook like that. How come they are the best chefs in the world? Men, shut your mouth, why do men think that every problem we have or every argument we have happens because we are DMing? Maybe you are not a good person and you are doing something that I don't like about this video, I think I am doing everything right, also periods affect your mood, science in case you don't know and lastly if you have a problem, learn to communicate, we are not psychics, we are not supposed to find out what you are thinking, you have to talk to him. let's learn to communicate as a woman just because I like to dress up or yes, mujhy makeup, kannapa santa doesn't mean I want to be an actress, stop calling me kareena kapoor.

Being compared to an incredibly beautiful woman is bad, how I'm sure life is. very difficult for you, you know, considering that you are a conventionally attractive woman, oh, woe is you, whyAre you a mama's boy? Because I love my mother, why do you have problems with dad? What about overcompensation? for this wild display of masculinity through aggression or you know, a certain kind of abrasive overcompensation too, what about overcompensation for this wild display of your terribly boring personality by stringing together random words in the hopes of making a point? although you do exactly the same thing?

The opposite of making my opinion clear, friends, I hope you enjoyed my responses to this collection of lobotomized subhumans. What I want you to do now is leave a comment below asking Indian women some equally silly questions. Stay as close to the source material as possible. If you like this content, please like, subscribe and show your support, thank you and regards.