Technoblade Kills Everyone for 11 minutes straight

anything less than a chad anything less than a chad unacceptable punk seen seen target seen I'm going to hit him I'm going to hit him this is a maximum stealth hit and we go and we go it must have been the wind it must have been the wind he doesn't suspect no he has any idea something just happened he says oh oh I just stubbed my toe I just stubbed my toe that's what he's thinking that's what he's thinking word for word I'm in his head I'm in his head he'll live in fear live in fear it's okay, it's okay, we're stealing a pen from someone ponk just died it's because I heard it before I didn't have any extra health my master plan is succeeding pen, right?

I have oh well you know if you see me you see me I'm just going to stab him I'm just going to stab him okay okay let me get out the strength potions speed regeneration you can see me in your own parallel in In fact, I'll stop by there. I'll just stop by. It's fun to listen to it. Here's Tubbeau. Ishoko. Thanks for the 50. Why are the youngest sisters the meanest? It's a question we ask ourselves every day. Hey, hey, it's a bunch of guys, I was going to say, hey, you want a vc and they just start shooting at me, they just start shooting at me, wait, wait, vc first to see the content, don't stab me yet, we need vc, we need vc first, wait, wait, wait. wait hello hello what are you doing what are you doing here I was I was alone I was visiting my cousin I always visited my cousin you wouldn't know them okay what do you mean uh would you?

I don't know them they go to another school they go to a different school what's the name of the school uh wouldn't you know them it's in a different district oh one less oh who did that who just killed punk who just killed punk incredible incredible can't I No I think someone would kill punk like that, who would kill punk? that's just not right that's just not right how could someone kill punk? He was an innocent man He was an innocent man Jack Are you going to call this Jack right Jack? run shield come back here jack manifold oh no, that guy just attacked me.

I heard that I heard him meet in the capital and I left and left. I'm not here right now. I left. I'm lost he didn't buy it he didn't buy it wait a minute wait a minute the pickaxe does more the pickaxe is more powerful yes yes get out of here that's what I thought okay oh he's trying to go back he's trident back just kidding I'm dealing I mind my business run jack run run I think this is someone's thing take your shovel you're criticizing me it's very oh wait this is just punk this is just that you don't have enough armor to criticize me hey, thanks for the shovel, oh, no problem, no problem, oh God, it's okay, I'm going to kill you now ah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're fine, we're fine, man, we're fine. you're cool, I don't know, I don't think you're allowed, I think we're really cool, in fact I completely missed them, you're against democracy and I love being president of multiple countries, I didn't even do it.

I know there were many lands it's a government it's a government and no and you're yeah I'm fine so I'll delete it no, no, no, no, this is not going well for me, oh why does it go on, oh man it's full oh collector check I don't agree with me oh collector oh no right clicked right clicked what can I do right clicked right clicked it's over it's over oh this is actually going keeping away I don't have a shield deep inside in this case I'm going to do what any noble warrior would do it's the unbeatable strategy it's the unbeatable tactics oh hey good x well that was good I can see that I can see that ax oh can't you see that ax in actually no no That's not seeing the shovel really well, I guess you have to log in and fight Ponk for it now.

Okay, this is where we have all the interesting ceremonies. Okay, interesting things around here. Yes Yes Yes. Okay, stop here, okay, yes, no. No, here, stand, wait, can you show me where I'm supposed to stand here? No, no, I really don't understand how you didn't see it coming like you just saw me push the other guy, yeah, but I mean it's okay, that problem was solved, uh, you guys had a weird religion there, but it's okay, it's Well, oh wait, I've got an anvil inside my chest and frost, stay there, stay there, my fold, no, wait, wait, okay. okay okay okay okay don't worry use your words techno use your words uh a and v i l yes you see the trap the trap would have worked better if there wasn't if there wasn't like a button labeled uh four A few blocks away, that was my first clue.

We will forget that you are ever here and we will put in place a decree that we will no longer be allowed to eat pork chops. What do you think? I think I ran out of timer. off so I have to plug my channel now give me a moment here quick quick

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subscribe okay I'm back hello I'm back what's your name oh it's

technoblade

it's nice to meet you technically thanks for my shoes back no problem no problem, what? Why do you always keep your armor on? Okay, you're not the Mandalorian, oh, because there are constantly people trying to kill me, you know, it just seems like it would be wise, do I look like a person who would try and kill you, oh guys, they literally just tried to do that, actually, like just a few moments ago, this werecat tried to just stare, I just don't feel very welcome, honestly, I have to say, I have to say. just no no incredibly welcome I survived amazing let us get out of the hole please oh yes one second let me have some water yes one second one second I'm almost there I'm almost there it's cold and don't worry about it no Don't worry about it, oh my brain, it's okay, I'm playing, I'm placing the water, guys, no, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, it's okay, it's okay, don't worry, okay?

Frost, could you bring those anvils back? Okay, okay, let me know. Let me just put the water here and say one last question. You see, I'm a businessman. Yes, look at my fly suit. How much would it cost to hire him? you for a job, what kind of job are you talking about, I'm going to eliminate one or two catboys, uh, what a catboy, that's true, there are several, there are so many catboys on the server, you know, I have to narrow it down, okay, the red one? one and then the other, the red cat boy, I need names, Fundy, okay, let me add that and what to kill Fundy and the ants side quest, okay, okay, and how much will they pay me for this.

I'll need an advance payment. see advance payment i'll have to come back to that maybe you can get ann frost to pay for you he seems pretty rich i don't really know why he funds his own reward but you know i mean how much is it going to cost i was thinking you know he could uh how many resources do they have you guys I need like netherright uh I wouldn't mind some like uh I don't know I have exactly another rating good that's pretty good that's pretty good I can give you the payment later at a later date okay then I'll do the murder at a later date so know we'll stay in touch, we'll stay in touch, it's okay, it's okay.

It's going to be awkward, you know, walking awkwardly here and not getting jumped, what's your pace? There are vines, oh yeah, that's a little uncomfortable, that's a little uncomfortable, there are a lot of vines, bye Mr. Blade, take care.