SNL moments for those who panic

ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen please don't

panic

, it sounds like we're just going to slide at about 700 miles an hour, okay, you know what, but don't worry, we're going to order some pads and foam, it's Well, I guess? Do you know what I'm going to buy you? Those pretzels. Let's go get them some pretzels. What are you doing with the bee so far? Emily, let me tell you some of the words these kids have been spelling. They are absolutely magnificent. Nice word, doctor, thank you. Seriously, don't ask me to spell it. How old are you?

Well, we have nine like you. How old are you? We're 15. Yeah, well, so are we. We are post-puberty, but we can't join the army yet. you said nine you think there are nine of us I can't breathe now just let me yeah well if there's one thing us idiots love more than computers it's girls if you jocks can help me find a girlfriend I'm sorry I'm like that a big dumb idiot no I can wait ladies and gentlemen it's me again the pilot just informed me that we are heading into severe turbulence okay, he said it's going to be very bad okay so stay seated with your seat belts fastened because he said this It's going to be terrible, well, If I don't do the riddles, I'm just a common thief, you know, right now we all like riddles, no, although people definitely like them, I don't know if we need them, what they do, what they like. pictures and what that would look like ron and not all your princes are charming hello ladies hello sin rotten children smile fools down there oh hello dwayne uh let me catch this young straight girl you actually date her ass hey dwayne come on me I'm having a good time, this guy isn't that bad guys, I wanted to let you know that your oxygen masks will be released from above.

Okay, please don't

panic

. The pilot is afraid. His mother has been blessed with what is widely known. considered so good, well, okay, eh, I, yeah, just clean it up I'm also a business owner, well, what kind of business, okay, no, I'm out of here, you're a bunch of weirdos, especially you, Nick. you're the weirdest, that's enough, gary, my name isn't gary, what is it, alec, alec baldwin, hey, we've heard a lot about lewis, what the hell is going on with clark? Hi, I'm Big Donnie. I will play the role of Clark's faithful companion, soldier, explorer, politician. and boo slave owner hello everyone please I just spoke to a pilot and he said he will do everything he can to maintain control of the plane okay but if he doesn't you can't act crazy Yes, that's very good. mm-hmm there very handsome very good yes, it's not bad at all it looks good well, that was crazy I know six letters that's a lot do you know how to spell? let's get back to the action hey, since you have time, do you mind catching me.

Cheer up, it also consists of a field survey which is my favorite part because it gets us out of the office and that great joke makes it official I want to fuck my dad uh ladies and gentlemen we have decided to land in the ocean ps2 no that's an old ps4 four, oh god, I think I just went crazy for the first time in my life. I love how eggs leave something to the imagination. Why do I have to take it away from dinner? No, ladies and gentlemen, you are not going to like this. but I just checked and we ran out of Terra Blue tokens.

I need a minute, an agrarian community where everyone lives in harmony because every person is white, yes sir, yes I know that place that sounds like Vermont, let me show you Trish, could you feed her? Yo, you're lying, oh, I'm sure I'm dying, oh bartender, I want to die tonight, okay ladies, you threw up in a lazy river this morning, no, I didn't, that's throwing up for your censorship, no, no It is thank you, Your Majesty, you have fully recovered. in top form your majesty, I just don't understand who the hell could vote for Trump after this, how could anyone not vote for Trump after this?

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