GOLDBRIDGE Best Bits | Man United 4-1 Chelsea

Hello, good evening and welcome to the United stand, this is your Manchester United versus Chelsea, look how we are all just two points away from reaching the Premier League, it only takes one point to reach the Champions League in football. Let's not fall asleep, this is a great night. Old Trafford under the lights a point is needed against the timid, just the Chelsea team, let's go for it, let's go for it, but Chelsea have a little more ball here, it's a good ball and they're going to shoot here. Enter the center of Hall. oh what miss Jason Donovan, Modric missed it, that's a great opportunity that should probably be a zero, you know what they'd get out of me everywhere here Anthony hasn't tracked down his defense, that's Anthony's fault, look what Anthony lost his defender, he would. he's been in the side, he squares it, Jason and he swears, Modric, it's a big chance, it's a big miss and it should have been one nil for Chelsea, yeah, I think Anthony fell asleep a bit with his defending, he likes to keep going so Anthony is going to have to move forward himself go get him come in it's Bruno with his hands okay it's casimiro with his head what am I talking about he did it again two out of two casimiro with the cross boom headbutt by Luke Shaw comes in Manchester United have the perfect start here and it's Casimiro again what a guy what a season if you don't get your vote for player of the year I don't know if you know brilliant football absolutely brilliant please don't be offside uh I don't know I think he's offside, just keep that, I thought it's a beautiful header, absolutely beautiful.

I mean, we don't normally score from set pieces, so what a cross it is from Luke Shaw. Casemiro jumps. A lovely little header could be marginally offside, just keep an eye out. It's hard to know because a Lindelof has done it again, although he has done it again. Casimiro, an absolutely terrible start. Precious. Ball by martial towards Anthony. he shoots all the time you are the winger's partner stop shooting martial gives you the ball give it back always asks to have a shot rotations Mark the only reason City have no injuries let's hope Anthony is available for preseason so she and he Should have been 1-1 again, great chance for Chelsea, luckily they are so rubbish in front of goal that those ha

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Again, Chelsea should be three nil here, no joke, well the truth, the truth of the matter is that we should lose this game. I mean, they've covered it anyway, but it's been a poor performance from United again. Don't know. I know, I don't know, I don't know why we are playing so badly at the moment, keep the ball, it's Casemiro, it's Sancho, come on martial, he's on his side, it seems like it's a goal, it's a shot on the nail of the foot, those who hate martial arts get involved. bin scores the goal right on the brink of the second uh the first half in stoppage time and Anthony Martial makes it two to zero United we probably don't deserve it but we don't care it's two to zero and it's Anthony Martial with the touch and Sancho for a moment there what a ball from Casimiro what a ball from Casimiro this is by the way look at this it reaches Casemiro look at this what a beautiful ball little moved ball it is definitely on its side it is also a great goal that is a great goal great run by Sancho unlucky movie by Casimiro Casimiro's girl is a goat he is an absolute goat give him a bell pass no luck pass uh casimiro absolutely magnificent here we go Lindelof look how high up the field he won it this should either Sancho gives it back Bruno gets it, you're damned Bruno, come on friend, I'm going to win the Champions League and it's bloody Denver, what a great tackle from Lindelof winning it at the top of the field towards Sancho, he puts it on Bruno, come on. mate, slight back injury for Luke Shaw, one foot, he should have hit it with his left foot it's Rashford, he shoots towards Malacia he crosses it off the line, Ericsson bar, shoot, shoot, oh Casimiro, it should have been three, it should have Been three, Malaysia overlaps Rashford. crosses and Erickson just can't turn it and then Casimiro goes for the curl that goes wide, yeah, Ericsson just can't move his foot, this is the ball, this is the Champions League, that's what we're actually going to play .

I have a gift for the scousers, don't say we'll never give you anything. If there are any scousers watching, you can have them to yourself, so all you have to do is put in a first scouser to put them in the chat. that, eh, we won the seven-up cup and we will play on Thursday night next year, we recognize it there, but basically it is a good ball for Bruno, yes, he has it there, oh oh, not that, that didn't seem like it a penalty or it is. he gave him no, he gave him this time he gave him the panel TT United gave him um, that one probably didn't seem like it to me, there's not much complaint Champions League here we're three to zero and it's over it's a beautiful skill from Bruno, oh yeah , that's a penalty, that's a penalty, that's a stone wall penalty that sent the fauna back to Leicester Leicester um Leicester from San Fafana when he stuck out his foot 80 million pounds that center back Lester stole from him another fafana club here Let's go Bruno to get into the Champions League here we go here we go Bruno goes up he scores Alexa plays the Champions League music Manchester United will be in the Champions League there it is that's it I think Bruno knows he had a frustrating game I think it's sold out I think it's running out of empty but I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I'll tell Liverpool they beat them 7-0 and they loved this photo which is me in the background look I look at me devastated absolutely devastated and I said at that moment you laughed at me then you laughed at me then well look who's laughing now not the Liverpool fans you laughed at that you were there laughing at that and I said at that moment you can beat a seven to nil but we've won the carabao cup and we'll finish between the first four and you didn't print your t-shirts you printed your mugs you told us you were going to catch us and you didn't laugh You laughed at the image, you thought it was funny and maybe it was, but seven to zero in a game gives you three points .

Look at the League table, we are going to the Champions League, you will play on Thursday night. Thank you and good night. the champions play what I said at the time and people didn't want to listen people wanted to say it's Rashford oh yeah four zero forget it forget it four zero Chelsea this is a demolition job absolutely a demolition job Manchester United is demolishing we have a The thing is that we haven't even played that well, yes, in the second half we were much better, but this is a demolition job here, even on a bad night.

Bruno is on the scoreboard he says son and how the teams still think they are amazing when they beat Chelsea everyone beats us you are not special like Kian Kian this is not about beating you you are just you are just a blue kitten we don't care who you are you can be wrexham you can be bloody acrington Stanley has nothing to do with Chelsea I'll tell you what it has to do with it has nothing to do with Chelsea we're not celebrating beating Chelsea we're celebrating this we're celebrating 38 games into the season putting us in third place we're celebrating Champions League football after the worst Premier League season we had a year ago, that's what we are celebrating 38 games, not one, not a seven-nil defeat, not a four-nil win, we are Speaking of 38 games, Manchester United, third place among the top four of the Champions League. football on Tuesdays, Wednesday nights, nothing this Thursday Sunday and it's not my problem like I said, but it's embarrassing for Chelsea, all the money they've spent and Joe Felix just scored, their hair will be furious because it's a goal silly, silly goal. concede the clean sheet gone Man City will demolish us says uh Neymar Jr well we are attacking too much here yes it is bad defense there is no midfield everyone is picking up the runners it is a good ending I think it is a very good ending by Jean Felix hair can't get close to it