Rory vs The Robot

Hi Rory, I have some data here that shows me that when you were a kid you liked to hit golf balls in your mom's washing machine, yes computer controlled hitting machine, but you can call me Jeff. Okay jeff, today I would like to challenge you to see if I can put as many balls in the washing machines as me, are you willing to do it, I will try, I will try, I would have expected more confidence, okay, I will, let's start with number three, but just to warn you I have perfect GPS I have a good swing ah that's what you're up against buddy I'm going to hit oh perfect let's see this oh you know losing to a

robot

is a bit like losing to martin keimer I've lost to him a couple of times before, are you kidding?

Yes, I can see the number four, isn't she cute if you say so? And it's still under warranty. If I can make Mr. Mcelroy laugh, he fails more. Oh, okay, here we go, here we go. What boom the eagle has landed is the same noise you heard when you signed your sportswear contract. Let's target the giant at 300 yards. Let's look at this famous Mcelroy swing that he sucked at. Look at this. There it goes. There it goes. You can see it well. Come on oh yeah, that's true, that felt good, how did you like those apples?

Rory, I heard you were good, but what are you doing? Do you have an off switch somewhere? No, don't touch it. I know I said some bad things, but please. Don't touch that click, do you realize what you just touched? I thought we were getting along well, but I didn't realize how ready you are for the last challenge. I think whoever wins, I'm fine with that. That? objective, let's make a good point, ah, yeah, that washing machine has always been a little snooty, feel free to take the first photo, okay, oh, take a photo of this bad boy, oh, oh, Tiger Woods would have been at home with your feet up.

Have you ever thought about doing something else like becoming a copier?