Garfield annoys Jon! - New Selection

equal elements in the stack oh my normal will go first on your mark get ready and normal find a shoe and then its match in seven seconds. Look on top of that dog, okay kid, go pick an item from the pile, a sneaker, okay, now go pick another sneaker from the pile, no, that's a baseball glove, we need a sneaker, oh no, that's a flashlight, get a sneaker, no, that's a shiny 8x10 from Elvis. Presley we need a sneaker, no sneaker, that would be Klopman's diamond. Sorry, odie brought you all the items in the building except the corresponding shoe.

Normal wins this event and ties the score. Why? Can't you just bring me a sneaker? Even if you're not that stupid, why can't you understand me? The contest will be resolved in the final event, the obstacle course, everyone will go out, the pet that reaches the end of this obstacle course first, wins the competition and this piping hot lasagna from Italian master chef Vito that is ready on your mark, get ready, go, getting close to the finish line, face it, Garfield, Odie is lost, I'm not giving up that lasagna without a fight and normal is headed to the finish line.

Looks like this one is about to end friends, one more photo, my audience, what is this? Normal stop just before the finish line for a photo session. Just one more. Now smile like this. A more normal photo. Now you're good. Now you're good. things and now what is happening the body has come from behind and is heading towards the front line and only the winner hears, why is everyone applauding? I haven't won yet and it looks like it will stay that way hey, good job Odie, you're a champion. Enjoy your lasagna prize, guys. Oh, and Garfield, Odie won the contest, so split it fairly.

Did they think he wouldn't do it? Did they think he would fool anyone with his fair share of lasagna? Odie gets a piece and I get a piece of what could be. fairer than that here is your one piece and here is my one piece I won't eat it all now I'll eat some now and another in eight minutes nothing will stop me from enjoying this there was no pet show on the east side of town what No Pets are allowed on the east side of town, boy, we're not going to lay hands on that evil liar who told me yes, we walked there and back and now we're hungry, what do you have to say about that cure? some lasagna thanks I thought you'd never offer me uh for a while guys Garfield don't eat all the ribs while I'm out don't eat all the ribs while I'm out did you really think I would eat all of them? the ribs while he was away ah, what should I do now?

I think I'll eat all the ribs while he's gone. Oh, it's you, the hungry purple one, yeah, okay, I'll give you the party, Kenny, that's the best thing about dogs. happy with things that no one else would want to eat him, the juicy and delicious born, look at that nightingale, he's making fun of you hmm, huh, another bone, how could you finish the first one? No, I won't give you another bone, if you want a bone, go dig. pick up one of yours that you've buried in a garden over the years strange, best part of eating ribs hmm, licking your paws, so you found a big bone, big deal, don't bother me, so it's the biggest bone that you have never seen.

I repeat, you bother me, okay, I'll look at it, oh, if only I had meat, Woody, you know what this is, but not just any big bone, come on, it's a dinosaur bone, they're worth a lot of money. the city's natural history museum website look here at the museum we are especially proud of our dinosaur skeletons we recently located this is a tyrannosaurus rex from the cretaceous period this skeleton is valued at over a quarter of a million dollars a quarter of a million dollars, hate, I'm rich, do you know how much lasagna you can buy with a quarter of a million dollars, enough to feed me?

I'm going to take that bone to the museum and find that lady, and you'll dig up the rest. the skeleton we found this skeleton in someone's backyard on the west side of town we had to get a court order to evict the people who lived there and tear down their house but we did it all in the name of science hate go back to work have that skeleton unearthed for when I return ohcheasaurus also known as apatosaurus lived 150 million years ago and weighed a minimum of 23 metric tons 23 metric tons that's more than I weigh after a good Italian dinner okay, I have to find that lady that You will pay me a fortune for the bones that are being dug up hey cat, you are in a lot of trouble and first you place that bone that is property of the museum oh no, no, no, I brought this bone with me, it will make me rich. oh no I'm trapped there's no way out of here I've got him dismembered in the T. rex exhibit he can't escape let me get out of here congratulations now you're an exhibit the first security guard to be swallowed by a T. rex help nah marin, a cat sold a bone and is heading down corridor 11 with it, where is that lady who pays a lot of money for dinosaur bones?

Sorry, cat, our dinosaur bones aren't to go, but I brought this one with me. Odie found it in the garden hey I recognize you you live with that Arbuckle guy on my block what seems to be the problem myron no problem Mrs. Brubacher this cat tried to steal this dinosaur bomb I don't recognize this phone from any of our exhibits it's from a brachiosaurus a brachiohues this is one of the rarest dinosaurs in the world we don't have one in our collection cat, did you find that's where you live? I will take your money in small bills, mostly hundreds, we must do an immediate dig to find it. every possible bone on the property we will get a court order to tear down any building or home tear down you mean you just tear down this guy arbuckle's house science is more important than anyone's individual life our house I won't let you get the cat's escape, let him , it looks like you know where the property is, come on, myron, myron, can you hear me?

Did someone come to get me out of this? Someone, someone, I have to get rid of those bones or they will tear down our house that you dug up. a whole dinosaur, you did what I asked you, boy, and that's great, there's just one more thing I want you to do for me, bury them all again, no, no, there's no time, this is horrible, I should have given you That second rib you ordered instead of sending you digging here, what do you mean you never got to enjoy the first one? I gave it to you without alcohol, what Hercules stole, that little newbie chihuahua on the block might work well, hey, what happened to Hercules?

You come to get the bone back I won't give it to you I stole it right and square oh no, you can keep it the body doesn't bother with those small bones anymore this is not a small bone it's a good sized bone oh you think so, eh, come on, check it out a look at the type of oat pit he's been digging up around our house. You can keep any of those little bones you find, who needs them. Well, I have to take Odie for a walk, so I hope no one steals from you. his new bones while we're gone it might be true that he's through the biggest, most beautiful bones I've ever seen I don't care how many trips you have to make these bones will all be mine wait, wait, I just got home in this moment what do you want to do is what we are going to do we are going to declare your house a site of vital scientific interest we are going to demolish the entire house and dig for dinosaur bones dinosaur bones there are no dinosaur bones here are the bones of your cat, I wanted to see where the dinosaur bones are, you want us to follow you cat, there are your dinosaur bones, lady, I swear they are brachiosaurus bones, forget about Mr.

Arbuckle's property, let's tear down this house and dig, I don't I don't know how you do it Garfield, I don't know how I do it either, come on boy, let's go home and see if there are any ribs left, you can keep the bone and I'll take all the meat that's sticking on the outside. lunch will be ready in a few minutes guys i made beef stew oh dee you left one of your dog toys out there again this isn't the first time this has happened hate and if it's not you leaving your dog toys out there it's

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and his dinner plates like that, you know, if you showed them off more often, I wouldn't leave them out where you'd trip over them, boys, you've got to learn to pick up after yourself, oh, who could it be?

Sometimes I feel like I spent half my life picking up after my pets, yes good day sir, if you feel like you spent half of your life picking up after your pets, I just said that, well I have the answer to your problem. Behold the new robotic janitor with rechargeable digital unit. wonder of all time the tidy 7 000 is a robot, not just a robot sir, a robot that can keep your house impeccably clean, tidy and immaculate. John is right, I know it doesn't happen often, but John is right, we are dirtying the house. He shouldn't be the one to collect all these things, right?

Let me know when you finish it. I'm going to go make a sandwich, huh? Let me give you a little demonstration. I'll set the robot to clean after a while. bathroom hmm ah this is going to be a sandwich of historic proportions first the bread now I need something good to put between the two slices of bread like maybe everything ah here we go yes, that will do to start no, let's see, I hope, that's funny , I thought I had some bread hmm, okay, did you ever grow up in the poacher oven, give me back my sandwich in a second.

In fact, you get to keep the sandwich. I'm going out to eat pizza. Hey, put me down. Stop, I don't want to be here. I can't stand being here here's my sandwich this is pretty good hello yori no you can't eat any of my sandwich do you have any idea what just happened to us? No, me neither, let's find out so we can never do it. happen again, just sign here mr arbuckle, and the tidy 7000 will be yours for only 7,000 easy payments first, I want to see how it worked, oh, very nice, very nice, I don't remember my living room ever looking so good So is it a deal?

Mr. Arbuckle, just sign here. The robot will clean his house every hour of every day. No, please don't buy that robot. Please don't buy that robot. Please don't buy that robot. Did I tell you that you shouldn't buy that robot? Mr. Arbuckle, you bought a robot, here is the instruction manual. It has a money back guarantee. I'll check it out later and see how it works for you. You two won't ruin the house anymore. Yes, because we won't. I survived, I never read instruction manuals, uh, hey, uh, I don't think I can convince you that today was a jar of raspberry preserves here again, well, maybe Odie will get me out, not much to it, maybe buddy of the audio, we have to do something.

About this robot the question is what to do, do you have any ideas? Oh no, you never have any ideas, why do I ask? That's the robot's instruction manual, maybe you had an idea and didn't even know it. Okay, I think so. Get it, we just need someone to distract that bucket of screws, oh old friend, let's look at the reprogramming sequences. Okay, I changed the schedule instead of cleaning up after the pets. Now you will clean up after having a pet. Hey, not me, robot, you're supposed to clean. after the cat, the dog, not me, no, you're not supposed to chase me, you own my house, I'm about to go on a trip, let's see if John likes it, not me, what do you think, Cody Should we turn it off?

I'm clean, I'm clean, I'm honest, I'm clean, okay, sorry guys, I didn't realize what I would do, it's the seller's fault, he should have warned me about that thing, yes, I have an idea about him sir. arbuckle I'm here to see how things are going with the tidy 7000 hey where does this mug come from this is horrible how am I going to be clean so no no I designed you you can't turn on me good job

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you reprogrammed it to clean up bad sellers quality there are many amino, I will get rid of that robot and I will get my money back and my money I have to get mr. sellers to give me my money back uh mr. seller robot, come on, let's go in and uh dirty the place where