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15 Most Savage Celebrity Burns (ft. Ricky Gervais)

Mar 14, 2024
right, um, the last one, the last one, come on guys, our next host starred in Netflix's Bird Box, a movie where people survive by acting like they don't see anything, kind of like working for Harvey Weinstein, you did it, I, didn't you? ?, you did it. to start i just want to congratulate harvey i would like to thank harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey and bob weinstein harvey weinstein and then harvey weinstein harvey weinstein harvey and bob weinstein thank you harvey weinstein i want to thank harvey and bob weinstein my agent kevin euvain and god harvey weinstein i love this next host he's so cool um he's the star of iron man two girls and a boy wonderful guys sorry these porn movies what a kiss kiss bang bang bow finger really yeah, up at the academy come on he's got He made all those movies, but many of you in this room probably know him best for facilities like the Betty Ford Clinic and the Los Angeles County Jail.
15 most savage celebrity burns ft ricky gervais
Please welcome Robert Downey Jr., aside from the fact that he has been tremendously mean with slightly sinister undertones. Let's say the vibe of the show is pretty good so far, don't you think the world got to see James Corden as a fat guy? He was also in the movie Cats, but no one saw that and the reviews are shocking. I saw one that said this. The worst thing that's happened to cats since dogs, true, but Judi Dench defended the film by saying it was the role she was born to play because I can't do this next because there's nothing she likes more than being dropped into the carpet and lift it. leg and licking his verbal hairball she's old school um it's the last time who cares but like I say I'm going to be nice tonight I haven't changed as much as bruce jenner obviously now caitlyn jenner for Of course, what a year it has been. she became a role model for trans people everywhere showing great bravery in breaking barriers and destroying stereotypes.
15 most savage celebrity burns ft ricky gervais

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She didn't do much for female drivers, but I haven't changed as much as Bruce Jenner, obviously now Caitlyn Jenner, of course, what a year she's had. became a role model for trans people everywhere showing great courage in breaking down barriers and stereotypes. It didn't do much for women drivers, but you can't have it all. Not nominated either. I love you, Philip Morris, um Jim Jim Carrey and Euro. mcgregor two straight actors pretending to be gay, so the complete opposite of a famous scientologist, so he's probably the star of the funny comedy the martian, i al

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died, right, he's also the only person to whom ben affleck hasn't been unfaithful to welcome matt damon. thanks, what can I say about our next two presenters?
15 most savage celebrity burns ft ricky gervais
The first is an actor, producer, writer and director whose films have grossed more than three and a half billion dollars at the box office. He has won two Academy Awards and three Golden Globes for his powerful and varied performances starring in films such as Philadelphia Forrest Gump Castaway Apollo 13 and Saving Private Ryan the other is Tim Allen, you know, like many of you, we remember when Ricky Gervais was a slightly chubby but very kind comedian, yes, neither of whom he is now. It is an honor to be here, in a room full of what I consider to be the

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15 most savage celebrity burns ft ricky gervais
Actors are just better than ordinary people, aren't they? No, we all know it. um, imagine a world without actors, oh god, never mind, think about imagine if they ever went on strike, oh, what would we do? You couldn't replace them, you couldn't replace them with any other profession, lawyers or doctors, can you imagine a real Surgeon doing what Hugh Laurie does at home It would be pathetic he would be everywhere We don't know where I am How's my American accent? What are my lines? You know, Hugh, with the help of the coaches, I can eventually learn theirs. lines while saving lives he is a genius how could you replace kiefer sutherland on 24?
I'd love to see a real anti-terrorist agent trying to melt down a bomb in a busy train station in an hour, some of those scenes by the way, where the kefir grab goes on and beats him to a pulp, weren't even in the script , the director just said, keep going, we're working on them, but the actors aren't just loved here in Hollywood, they're loved all over the world because they're recognizable. be anywhere, you could be in the third world, okay, and you glimpse a Hollywood star and it makes you feel better, okay, you could be a little boy, a little Asian boy, with no possessions or money, but you get a, you see. a picture of angelina jolie and you think mom thank you let's get on with this before nbc replaced me with jay leno um no one cares about movies anymore no one goes to the movies no one really watches network tv everyone watches netflix, this show should just be me. coming out well done netflix you win everything good night but no, no, we have to extend it for three hours.
You could watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show, which is a show about a man who wants to commit suicide because his wife dies of cancer and it's even funnier than this spoiler alert. Season two is on the way, so in the end he obviously didn't commit suicide like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up, I know he's your friend, but I don't care. our next presenter is the queen of pop, not you, Elton, sit down, she's all woman. I'll give you some clues. She is always in fashion. She is a material girl and she is like a virgin.
Please welcome Madonna if I'm still like a virgin. Ricky, then why don't you come here and do something about it? I haven't kissed a girl in a few years on TV, don't be so shy, just tell me what you like with a morning show, great drama, yes, great. drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing made by a company that runs sweatshops in China so well you say you woke up but the companies you work for I mean the amazing Apple Amazon Disney if Isis started a streaming service you would call your agent, wouldn't you?
If you win an award tonight, don't use it as a platform to make a political speech. He is in no position to lecture the public about anything. He doesn't know anything about the real world. Most of you passed. less time in school than greta thundberg, so if you win well, accept your little prize, thank you agent and your god, it's already three hours long, there were a lot of big movies that weren't nominated this year, no sex in the city too um no, i was sure that the golden globe for special effects would go to the team that retouched that poster um what an excellent spotlight it's been nominated yes, uh, the catholic church is furious with the film as it exposes the fact that the five percent Hundreds of all its priests have repeatedly sexually abused children and have been allowed to continue working without punishment.
Roman Polanski called it the best dating movie of all time. The Irishman was incredible, it was incredible, um, that was my face, it was great, long, but surprising, um, it wasn't the the only epic movie once upon a time in hollywood almost three hours long leonardo dicaprio attended the premiere and at the end his date was too old for him even prince andrew says come on leo buddy you know you're almost 50 son um you probably know that i as the creator of the office no you don't think so do you think steve corral did it all?
Oh, it's brilliant, isn't it? steve corral. He's amazing as the clumsy office manager. Where do you get his ideas from? Let's pay him, let's pay him hundreds of millions of dollars and put him in every movie, if you can't be bothered to go to the movies to see Steve in action, then watch him every Thursday here on NBC.

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