I Made an Entire Army to Get Back at My Friends

I just built an

entire

army

, but let me explain how we got here. Echocraft just updated to 1.18 and the

entire

server migrated to a new epic area 15,000 blocks away, but they forgot one thing, so when I logged in I was alone. abandoned and surrounded by cakes, are these cakes a little salty or is it just me? Well, I guess you can't spell desert without dessert, but I was craving something that not even these hundred pies could satisfy, which meant I'd have to make the 15,000 blocks to travel myself or take advantage of the new world. The only problem was that now I had no tools or supplies.

You know, I'm starting to think that it wasn't a great brain idea after all, especially when a new Server War has just started, you see, after we settled here in Echo Valley, the members were divided into two teams, the caves and cliffs are very original, I know, but since both sides were guilty of abandoning me in the ancient area, I decided to create my own

army

composed of Only entities I can trust see with the help of a dispenser that a villager can using things like carved pumpkins, withered skulls, and even player heads, so creating a full army only requires two things first, a lot of villagers, so I think it's over 100 villagers.

Fair enough for over 100 desert cakes, plus no one else seems to have villagers of their own, so every time they want to trade they have to look into my big purple eyes and say sorry, but how exactly was I going to get over 100 pairs of my cakes? purple pupils painfully good, so over a hundred concussions later and I think we've got enough heads for now, having your own personal army is cool, but using it to escalate a server war for both sides to prank each other, essentially to get revenge To me that sounds a lot more fun and it turned out that both the caves and the cliffs wanted to recruit me but what they didn't know was that the prize for the strongest throw wasn't my alliance, it was my first prank, oh my god yes. look at that look how majestic it is don't you want to be part of it yes this is known as the haiku gate um in case you didn't know it is very very beautiful oh and then lucid that was the previous visitor if he resists, take him out, So how would you describe your stance on cave dwellers?

Are they dirty smeagles? Are they just

friends

who are lost here? Let me get the manual out. Our mission is to show the world the beauty and superiority of cliffs through what is that word um um uh hyperbolic emblems of beauty oh they take my breath away you guys have really put together quite a strong team I mean you have the master no blocks, they have the Redstone masters, that was it, I swear. That was an accident, I didn't mean to do it, I keep screwing this up, I'm so sorry, well, even though you guys tried to kill me, I think you have a very charming foundation and a very strong moral compass too, so "It really has me given a lot to think about here, it's been a good frenzy, yes, I would fly away dramatically but I can't so I'll just walk away clumsily, so it was an aggressive launch, but there was still one more side to this war, the big mountains.

They're amazing and everything but look, they've already built a giant fortress. What are you going to do? Go up there and just hang out in their fortress. They're done with so much potential down here. I don't like being told what to do. I like it when people tell me, hey Ranzi, you have to be on the cliffs because we killed our own team members, so now you have to be part of our team What a terrible sale period, we have

friends

down here man. You have friends down here who want you to be around We're not just looking for you to add numbers We want you to be here We want you to be here I have a concern about the caves um, honestly, I have a lot of concerns about you because you are a notorious traitor, liar and murderer, but I'm also willing to put that aside, you all live very close to each other, um, in a confined space. and I wonder about the smell, well, I mean, listen, it's really hot down here, I mean, I'm not really going to lie, just the air itself smells like sulfur and rotten eggs and not to mention, you know, once you have a lot of bodies. down here well you know what I call that musky besides musky that's the smell of friendship that's the smell of friendship like someone who thinks you should choose the caves I give you this an immortal minnie totem me the gift of yourself You're just the sweetest I want to give you two I'll do it myself later Now that's not right That sounded weird Now I'm going to go fine This was fun It was Tigre who bribed me to join his team Probably and I respect him kind of like when YouTubers They bribe their audience by telling them subscribe and like to receive a cookie but I don't know how to say this but the cookie is a lie however the cakes were not and since the tiger release included both confined spaces and gifts , my two favorite things, unknowingly won both the pitch and my first joke, so I decided that my first order of business as the self-proclaimed Supreme Cliff General was to announce my allegiance to my enemies, the only way I know how to invade the base from the cave with my entire army and I was going to need help I

made

a terrible oopsie my friend a terrible ooh we all do that there are too many in this area that's why the server is lagging okay everyone is okay if I can control how fast they pass the portal with trapdoors then we can place the dispenser on the other side could we make the dispenser just spam?

That's a good idea, yeah, there you go, that's the sound of things working. Yeah, we're good, let's do this. I will send. some more through just test subjects here they come um excuse me test subjects, I need you to do it I'm ready to receive sorry, you're not cooperating oh, there's a tan one, okay, here comes some more, where did everyone go? I think they all came

back

. through oh no, the army is on the way, who called the cavalry, oh, there are so many, they look so handsome, no, all the eyes, all the black eyes, I'm going to free him, it's okay, you're free, free to roam, oh, our first bad customer. bad clients bad clients ah, they have escaped again I thought they were free how can someone who is 3b escape?

I mean, yes, they are free. We had just successfully moved over 100 army members to the cave base at this point without being detected. but our luck was about to run out because one of the most ruthless members of the cave was about to log in. God, we're so close to the earth's core that it's boiling. Luckily, she had a foolproof escape plan that she would never see coming. Just blending in. just blend in before she sees it's just that I don't think she knows which one I am. I'm going to sit in this hole with them and hope for the best oh she's right next to me oh no ah she found me, she found the real me they created me I'm disguising myself I'm hiding among my people just act like you're one of them just jump um oh she's trying to isolate me ah just

back

to the crowd oh she shot a villager who needs Business, we have to get out of here, fortunately, Zeal and the two of us managed to escape and our mission was a success, but you might be thinking that Ramsay, didn't you help the caves by giving them villagers that they could easily raise to form their own army?

Well, I mean, you have to remember that and didn't you actually help the cliffs by forcing their enemy to align with them to the point that you really have to team up with them for your own safety? I do not know where you are. getting all this information, but I mean, instead of buying vegetables for your friends who abandoned you, you actually helped them all, you're right, but what you have to remember is that, damn,