Ashton Kutcher - Challenges Craig To A Limbo Dance - His Only Appearance [ Text & Imagery]

Ashton ccher everyone Ashton look you look good man yeah no you look good thank you really thank you all thank you guys thank you hello hells that's where the organic burst of enthusiasm was. Hey man, you look cool, you look like a guy rambling, no, yeah, I've been rambling all over the place, really, yeah, just rambling, where would you do it? Rambling on, you know, you seem like some kind of guy who wanders around on horseback, maybe solving crimes, I absolutely understood you, Rambler, do you ever do that? Do you ever ride a horse? True, I like horseback riding, really?

I don't do it very often, but I really like to do it when I have, you have a horse here, no, I don't have one. horse I don't have a horse I used to do a thing called Team Penning what is that? Where was it like classifying? You get on a horse and then there's a bunch of cows and they all have numbers and you have to actually separate the specific cows from the group and the team that does it the fastest wins dude you're so straight that's awesome yeah I wanna say, yes, come on, you have like a cup of cobra snake, yes, yes, you are manly, yes, yes, I would like that.

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had bruskies that we could open wide, no you don't because if I drink bruskies, dad goes a little crazy, oh okay. I'm just crazy about brown liquor. Something about brown liquor makes me want it. You mean whiskey, yes, I like whiskey. I always got drunk fighting, that's what I understand, it's crazy, he wants to fight, I don't know what it is, don't drink the barrel process, yeah, I don't know what it is, but when that's true, when I drank whiskey. It was like it made me want to fight well, what if you didn't fight?

Although when I was a kid I was a fighter, yeah, right? I'm from Iowa in Iowa, it's like a big wrestling culture like oh oh oh oh oh if you're here. who's gone in Iowa good night Iowa the cattle are home no so you fought when you were drunk uh I've wrestled drunk yeah several times but I used to when I wrestled I wrestled sober mostly um and from time to time and then, as an adult it's hard to find places to fight oh I'd like to, no I could give you the name of a couple of bars if you want, yeah I just started doing jiujitsu which is kind of my new version of wrestling, which is really fun. like uh so Jiu-Jitsu is like uh it's like Brazilian it's like a combination of judo and wrestling so it's like it's like uh oh like uh who did it Hig and Gracie did it that that guy yeah, there are two families that are really well known for the Gracie family and the Machado family and my teacher is from the Machado family you are good no I am not horrible when did you start even if I was good?

Well, a guy will come up to you at the bar like, come on, come on, let's try it, well, you'll get it anyway, although it's a weird thing that comes with fame, people want to fight you, yeah, so I like the blood. my Knuckles on purpose just to make it look like I get into a lot of fights no, you don't understand, you're a kind and poetic man, I think I'm a softie, really, except when I drink brown liquor, yeah, well, what is it? the other brown liquor whiskey and I didn't know there was Rye, well that's Scotch.

I mean, they're all basic whiskey, yeah, they're all types of whiskey, all types of whiskey, rum, rum, I

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drank rum once, the rum I wanted, I wanted. fighting and dancing Limbo at the same time there's nothing wrong with us some space yes you

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last time, I was at a wedding. uh like three months ago we lied yeah how low did you go, not that low I mean I would do it right here if you want to have a competition well that's what we do first of all save your cheers in case it happens and said.

Well, what we'll do is go and find a maybe for Le. I could hold the pole and we'll listen to some limbo music and go under it, but we'll put it away after the commercial break because I need to do some stretches. I feel you, yeah, yeah, no, you're not going to do that, I can't understand it, I can't take it, I can't take it, I always wanted to be able to take it, well, didn't you accept it? When you started on that setcom, you took it from that other guy, didn't you? This is how I can go.

See what I did, that was a trick, you took it from the other guy, yeah I did it, yeah, yeah that's it. Well, we went down, we went down, wow, that was true. Craig Kilborne needs the same name. Have you ever been on the Craig Korn show? That was the first talk show I ever did. Actually, he was fine, very tall, as I remember, tall guy, very tall. So sporty, very sporty, sporty and tall, I'd fight you and drink brown liquor backstage oh yeah, oh boy, good boy, yeah, good boy, well you mean some limbo dancing for when we get back, yeah, I do what you want Can I have something? money, I don't know how much I have on me, no, no, I'll just spend it, we'll be right back with Aston ker and the big limbo D, okay, welcome everyone, welcome back, uh, I'm here.

With Ashton Coer we have decided to have a limbo dance competition. You like my socks because of the way they look lovely, yes, they are very pretty, yes, that's a good taste, right? So stay here, come on, okay. Are you going to keep your shoes on for this? Yes, yes, do you have something strange? Do you have strange feet? uh, I have, I have, I have webbed feet, are you a very good swimmer? I have two webbed fingers, really, yeah, really, you know, Michael Phelps. He has that no, no, yes, he does, he has webbed feet and he eats fish, only fish, it's okay, it doesn't matter, it's okay, so let's keep your shoes and your hat on.

Yes, why not. I'm going to turn the hat back for limbo. I mean, I think I can. Yes, it will be fine. I got to that age where you have to start stretching, yeah, I got to that, I got to that a while ago, that just happened to me like Yogi Yogi here, yeah, wow, yeah, can you do that? That tree, I mean, what was this thing like? the thing, no man, that's another thing, oh, okay, okay, Lisa, come out, limbo music, let's try it good out there, like that, yeah, like that, okay, you go far, okay, awesome, good show, we were right next to it, we were right next to it.

Back, welcome back, everyone welcome back. I'm here with Ash Creer, who embarrassed me. No, yes, you embarrassed me a little. You came here and you were ashamed. You had clearly stretched before the show. You've warmed up a little. Plus, you're about 20 years younger than me or something. I mean, I'm just making up for all the American failures at the Winter Olympics. First of all, do you dare, good guys? We have fallen as a nation. I'm very passionate about these Olympic Games and then We like it, I just feel like in some sports we know we should have won and we didn't.

How long have you been in Al Qaeda? Man, I'm so pro-American that I get mad when you don't win every war, yeah, yeah, well, you know, sometimes you win, sometimes you should have learned that in wrestling you won every wrestling match, probably not that much, who did it, who beat you, have you ever been beaten by a girl again? Again, no, I didn't get beat by a girl, but by a blind boy, hey, hey, wait a minute, first of all, there's no shame in that fight, no, he kicked my ass. There is a rule when you fight blind guys.

You have to stay in touch with them the whole game and you can't, you can't lose touch with them and this guy, he just knew where he was at all times, you should have stayed back a little bit. "Yeah, well, you know what's good. I mean, if it happens sometimes, sometimes we lose, that's what sports is about. Ashton, for example, the hat you wear this team. Do they always win before the game? Always I imagined them winning, that's right. a good idea, do you ever play football? I sure love football, I really do. I played and then coached a high school in Los Angeles for a while as a freshman team. , well for you, it was very, very fun, I love it, I love that sport, it's great, I've only been to a few football games and it seems like it could hurt a lot, it doesn't seem like it, jo eisman has been here a couple of times. times, I'm friendly, he's living proof that it can really hurt, yeah, no, I mean, it's a pretty violent sport, that's why they have equipment pads and things like this, but it's a pretty violent sport, where you learn by Limbo, have you been drinking rum tonight?

It's no, no, I'm trying to remember, I don't think I have, I don't know where I learned about Limbo, well, you certainly kicked my ass, that was good, that was good. , you know it was although I think you had a sneaky movement of the head oh, the side head, yeah, the side head, I don't think, I think that's technically not allowed, the side head is illegal, who knew it's illegal in Olympic limbo, dancing, the Winter Olympics, okay, okay, I got it, I got it? it's the winter olympic limbo dance where you have to ski I have it under the uh right yeah the roller limbo I'm used to yeah I usually do wet that's what threw me off never the IND limo hey Did you see the curling that drove me crazy?

Not curling, what's wrong with you man? I felt like curling is I feel like curling is like the hipster sport of the Olympics, where it's not a sport and it's become a sport because it's sporty that it's not a sport, but Canadians play it. I exactly like it, I like the curl of women when they wear little outfits and they get the stone and they bring you closer here and then I get it, I get it. I've never done it, so I don't want to like it. I talk bad about it, but not having done it, I'm going to say that there was one thing where they almost threw wrestling out of the Olympics and we had to go back and protest n n n n n to get wrestling back in the Olympics.

Olympics, but Cur is still a sport, yeah, yeah, and the girl running with a treadmill, that thing, I'm like, wait, wrestling was one of the original sports of the Olympics and they were trying to kick it out, but they left. Currently yes, I have a problem with that, yes, I take Umbridge, oh okay, yes, I'm throwing around big words like Umbridge, don't use that word, here you get it. It sounded like he is a racist man and he won't let you use him well. We're out of time, how are things going on the show? Incredible. Everyone look.

I have to apologize. I have to apologize. Well, go ahead, go ahead. Well, you know, Amy Smart was going to be on the show tonight, yeah, yeah, and uh, I went, I started. limbo dancing with Ashton and we ran out of time she does this every time she does it I don't do it every time I've never done it before much anyway I mean she's the FX show Justus she's on it's a great show that's a great show and her movie The Single Mom's Club comes out on March 14th so we can get it back yeah yeah we're going to see it together no man don't overdo it okay okay and with my apologies to Amy , I hope you understand and come back. soon