Duck Dynasty: Si Finds His Dog Soulmate

SI: They actually haven't started flying yet. PHIL: No, it's too early. SI: They will be launched here in a few minutes. JASE: Hunting pigeons is one of my favorite activities. Because pigeons are the filet mignon of heaven. I'd sure like about 15 of them. They're delicious. With some jalapeno peppers and some of that cream cheese, and then wrapped in bacon. Scrumptious. Tasty. Addictive. And roasted to perfection. Oh, I'm a pigeon addict. And I don't apologize for it. They will be greatly affected by this wind. Oh yeah. Especially when they start diving and diving. Yes that's fine. Look here.

Opening day of pigeon season. I wouldn't say it's a competition, but hey, I'm getting ready to show these kids what it sounds like when a dove cries. Look, here come three, Phil. Just there. Go, Phil. Catch him, JuJu. SI: Get up, Ruby. Hey. Look out there. I knocked down two of them and my dog ​​didn't even move. Ruby, are you even paying attention? PHIL: Yeah, I don't think that dog likes you. What are you talking about? PHIL: Silus Robertson and dogs don't get along very well. SI: I don't know why you're here breathing so hard. You have done nothing.

PHIL: You can have an award-winning lab that's trained in every way, but they start running Old Si and forget everything they've learned. It takes about 10 minutes. No, you can't have a T root. Without a T root. There's nothing better than hunting with a man and his dog. Uh-uh. No. No. Hey. (DOG BARKING) Stay. That is a bond that cannot be broken. No. (DOG CRYING) No. But hey, something's not right here. When are you going to start hunting here? Instead of sitting there watching. Hey, look here. You are a dog. Why do you think they have the term "working like a dog"?

PHIL: Hey, right here. Right here. Come. JASE: Here it comes. SI: Yes, I see it. I see. I see. (GUNS FIRING) JASE: Uh-oh. Alright. I have a piece of that. Come up here. Come on. JASE: Oh, she's going crazy, yeah. SI: Good girl, Ruby. Alright. Come on. Ruby. Look for. JASE: Uh-oh. Come on. That's it... that dog won't bring it to you. (LAUGHTER) A question of personality. I'm already tired of this thing. She just rubs it on him. Ruby. Come up here. Come on. JASE: That dog just doesn't like it. Yeah. This dog is defective. I have to find out if I can return this.

No dog likes Yes. I'm getting ready to retire that heifer. They smell them and it gives them bad vibes. JASE: Well, hello, Miss Kay. MISS KAY: Hello, Jase. Hi guys. (IN BABY VOICE) JJ is such a good dog. That's what she is. A good dog. Ah, Bobo. Hey, do you want to eat some rice? You don't like rice. PHIL: Miss Kay is a dog lover and she will talk to them in a kind, loving and motherly way. (SCREAMS) I just spank their butts. JASE: We've got you some pigeons. Oh. I love them. I love them. Well, Phil and I bought you some.

If he was just there to... YES, you couldn't hit the pigeons? Oh, hey, I killed four or five. I have to go find myself a real hunting dog, emphasis on "hunt." You have to find a dog that suits your personality. Like me, she is fine. I need to get myself a natural killer when it comes to hunting. She said, let me show you what I think of you. (MIME DROOLING) MISS KAY: Yeah. Hey. Personality question. Alright. Look here. He has to be well groomed and handsome. I have to find one who doesn't mind taking a nap once in a while.

I have to go find myself a good dog. MISS KAY: I'll go with you. I love dogs. I have a feeling about me. Dogs love you. To get Si a dog, you'll need a sixth sense and maybe a seventh. Definitely, If it's not the dog whisperer. He scares them. MISS KAY: I can find a good dog. Look how good JJ and Bobo are. SI: Kay, it doesn't take much to lie down on the couch. I have it under control. JASE: I mean, the last dog we had, the first thing he did was bite Si right on the wrist.

I mean, if he scares humans too. But they just don't bite. MISS KAY: Well, we'll go tomorrow. Alright. JASE: Try to find a dog with a screw missing, so. YES: I have problems with my dog. He won't bring me the pigeons. I think he does it out of spite. He and I have a personality problem. Well, I don't know about personality. We have many dogs here to choose from. We have young dogs. We have old dogs, of different breeds of dogs. SI: Hey, this place has all kinds of dogs. Golden terriers, you know, wienerschnitzels, trans-Siberian huskies.

I think I'll find a dog here. This one has a beard. Yes, this dog looks like you. SI: Appearance has nothing to do with it. It's about attitude. Look at that one. He is the king of the hill. I do not want it. You don't want a dog that thinks he's too fancy for the job you want him to do. You know, if you have a dog like that, the next thing you know, you'll both be getting the same pedicures. Feel. It's what I thought. MISS KAY: Yes, you have to bond with them. Do you have to bond with them, Kay?

Yes of course. They love me. I know why they love you. Because I smell like food. That's how it is. They always love the cook. MISS KAY: That's right. That is what it is. MISS KAY: It's not always easy to match a dog to someone's personality, especially someone like Si. Hey. Sit out there, okay? MISS KAY: If a dog had Si's personality, he would be old, grumpy, mangy, lazy and stinky. SI: Hey, you won't. I would never take a nap with you, son. MISS KAY: Basically, if he were a dog, we would have to put him down.

Hey, can we try one of these? Sure, we can try one. SI: Hey, look here. A dog is like a car, a mattress or a tree. You know, you have to try them. Alright, let's see what we're going to do. Looking good. Oh that's good. Alright. Oh. MISS KAY: Well, good luck with that. I've never seen her do that. SI: That's a defective dog. Well, let's look at other dogs. We'll find one, yes. JASE: I couldn't believe you bought that dog. Yes, hello. Don't talk bad about my dog, now. PHIL: That's a hairstyle. Hey, he's not in any beauty pageants, okay?

Yes, you just went crazy. No. Yes, that's a poodle. Hey. I know. Look at the height of this thing. I mean, he has the word "murderer" written all over him. JASE: Hey, you're blinder than I thought. Yes that's fine. Poodles are one of the best hunting dogs out there. Everyone knows that. PHIL: That dog was bred for an elegant person. SI: And by the way, poodles, they don't give a damn what other people think of them. Hey, guess what? Just like me. That's what old women and royal people have. Well, just call me prince. Do you know what I can say?

Si's dog? Ridiculous. SI: I mean, the dog has style. Embarrassing. I've never seen anything like it. Idiot. This idiot is now a hunting dog. I'm telling you. Sometimes I really think he's crazy. I'll tell you one thing. He put on a couple of cods to make old Arnold Schwarzenegger blush. YES: He is all man. Never doubt it. With a haircut like that, he better have a couple of cods on him. Because he's going to need them. Elvis also had a hairstyle and look how it turned out. Is that your logic? SI: If we ever kill pigeons, they will take back all those bad words they have been saying about my dog.

Uh-oh, we have one that's flying. JASE: He's leaning, he's leaning, he's leaning. Trying. He's fine. Get up, Coot. Pop. JASE: Oh my gosh. SI: That dog is going to catch that pigeon. JASE: The poodle actually retrieves pigeons. If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't believe it. SI: Yes. Here. Good Guy. I will never speak ill of another poodle as long as he lives. We may all have poodles if we can get over the embarrassment of having them in your truck with you. If someone sees you with a poodle, it's a little scary. Good job, assassin. Good dog.

That right there, hey, he's a Si Robertson dog. JASE: I think Si has found his

soulmate

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