Every Sick Day Ever

Oh,

ever

y day I'm

sick

, I miss Robinson's maze, yeah, or you're getting

sick

, you should drink some hot water with lemon, no, no, you have to hit it harder than that, mix chicken broth with pasta teeth and zinc and snort it, no, no, you want to lift. your leg over your head eat a peach while sitting a power ballad from the 80s that will do wait how is that going to stop me from making my house sick oh but now what did you think we were giving advice on how to summon a demon so you go to do it or not right now Oh, get the flu shot, hey, sherry, yeah, no, I don't feel good right now.

I can't come today. I'll come out with arrests and I'll feel better. Oh no, I slept all day. Oh citizens of the divided states of America it's the year 3000 in case you've forgotten oh you're telling me a chicken parked in these parks what's going on honey why aren't you dressed for school that He's sick, are you sure? Did you take your temperature? No, but I just ate a cracker. cookie and it tasted so good OMG you are sick could you take care of me? No, no, I'm not that kind of mother. I'm going to call the doctor.

Hello, yes, we will be in the emergency room for about 30 minutes. I have to put his pants on, but it's pretty bad, yeah, ah, you don't have the things I need to feel better. I need soup with applesauce and gelatin, but all you have is milk and ground beef that you just got for me when I need it. You, I could do this, just looking at the toilet bowl, but nothing happens. Are you sure I'm jogging while you're sick? It is a good idea. Yeah, I can't waste this whole day. Oh my God, are you okay?

Should I put him down? one one no just drag me I hear the files you requested oh thank you are you okay Marcy? Well, actually I'm not, I have a cold and a f

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and I feel dizzy oh no, why aren't you at home resting? I want you to think I was weak because you know I didn't show up and I can move on. Oh, don't be silly, you need to give

every

one time to rest. That's not weak, go home, oh yeah of course your health is more important than a day at work thank you of course she's so weak it's pathetic Tony Hawk always has a sick day when was the Last time I felt normal?

Will it ever get better again, will it get worse, this is just my life now. I never fully appreciated my health and now it's too late, ah, actually. I feel a little better now. I'm going to get drunk and play in the freezing rain. Oh, yes, yes, this new IT guy. I get a weird vibe from him, no, but he's always so interested in, you know, going to Starbucks or. something like everyone likes something yeah twenty almond milk with three doses of strawberry oh my god she's so basic okay guys basic here haha ​​I feel like we got it man y'all listen to Florence in the machine once and that happens, yes. the dog days are over my question is who was wrong hello doctor I have a sick bastard here for you we will be there in about 25 just because I don't know who my real father is doesn't mean I'm a bastard yeah I can't get up all day off, It's the brand, you sick bastard.

Oh, he still needs to put on his big boy pants, but he won't try. Winter sighs are good if they are too slow. Oh my God, he always wants to be. included, he's from Buffalo Wild Wings, go bulls, go Wild Wings, our Buffalo audience will be very angry. Buffalo New York Bulls, yes, there are pretzels here. It tasted good, what a little idiot. Oh, does anyone remember his name? ELISA shrinks like a man like Double A or B. Hello, guys, in front of my name, there is no bail, of course, you are dead. Try to see that guy once at a time rule the doctor's rule and try again.

We did it guys, we're over this. I talked to HR about this, you can. Can't you guys just make fun of my name? No, that's not it, no, you guys aren't doing it. Do you think it's funny? Karen failed without a bill, she stops being a snowflake, oh my god, go away, go away Liz, I'm excited. you to my wedding bro well you were going to marry your anime avatar so wasn't that super interesting yeah guess what Hikiko deserves to be married to a wonderful man like me okay just get him a pillow body like everyone else, a package of snacks, open your eyes, son.

I'll split it, I can have the catheter bag, oh yeah, okay, you'll get the snack pack. I'll give you the catheter back, oh good, oh man, you know, working in an office full of sick people, you're sure to get it, yeah, I know. It's funny, hey, if you want to see another sick video you can click that box down there or if you want to see some sick idiots you can click that box down there in the smush nut shop or subscribe if you haven't already made. And hey, maybe I'll see something, guys, peace in hell.