How To Lose Your Life's Savings w Cryptocurrency

Ethan: Would you like to make more money? Hila: Always. Ethan: I see you wearing that Ben Hustl'n hat and I feel like I have a really exciting opportunity to make money for you. Hila: Okay. Ethan: Cryptocurrency is an exciting new investment opportunity. I get my advice exclusively from 13 year olds on the internet and also from my grandfather. and this is how I know that this investment opportunity is legitimate, because my grandfather and also my niece can give me business advice. Now that I have them smeared, I have this promotional video that I would like to share with you.

Hila: Okay. Carlos: Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, heeeeyyyyy! Hey, hey, heyyyyyyy What-what, what-what, what-what, what-what, what-what, what-what, what's up BitConneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecttttt?!?!?!?!?! Ethan: Okay, are you ready to give me

your

money or do you need to see more? Hila: Hey, hey, hey! Ethan: I think for me, as a point of sale, that opens and c

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s the deal. Suddenly! The guy in the back says: Is this guy really the best representative of our company here? Carlos: BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT! Ethan: Do you know how to tell if you're participating in a scam? Hila: It starts with Hey hey heeey, Ethan and Carlos: what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up!

Ethan: That's how you know to leave. It's a bit like a Scientology meeting. Hila: Even Scientology seems more important. Carlos: Let me tell you, I am very excited! I'm so happy. I am really, really excited to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, exciting time of my

life

with all of you and let me tell you that we are truly changing the world as we know it. The world is not like before. be No, no, no! Ethan: The world sucks. This is huge. This is huge! Hila: Yeah, I don't think so. Ethan: So BitConnect, by the way.

Honestly, I just explained what it is. It's such a sad scam. So they opened this platform called BitConnect. And they claim that no matter how much money you give them, they're going to get a one percent return on

your

investment every day, so they got people to give them a hundred thousand dollars and they said, "we're going to give it to you." one percent thousand dollars every day in that investment. Hila: Forget the world as we know it. Ethan: It's different, everything has changed! Carlos: No, no, no Ethan: In Carlos' mind, there will never be a poor person again because you simply give their money to BitConnect.

So everyone gets one percent. Somehow, Warren Buffett has already decided to give his money to BitConnect, but Carlos... is ahead of the game because BigConnect, after raising over a billion dollars of investments from people, simply disappeared with the wind . So there are actually a lot of YouTubers who create referral codes and tell people about it. Hila: Of course YouTubers would be involved! Ethan: YouTubers will always be the slime of the earth. I don't know if there will be any change in that because there is no YouTuber to regulate them. So these guys who are anonymous, scammed all these poor sons of bitches and just disappeared with the billion dollars.

Hila: So the world hasn't changed, scams are still scams and YouTubers are still scum. Ethan: The world hasn't changed, my friend. Unfortunately. Carlos: We come and go in waves! We are just getting started and we will see it travel around the world! We are the whole world let me tell you that I started 137 days ago with only $25,610 dollars Ethan: Only twenty-five thousand dollars, your tip. This is very sad, like these people, if those are their

life

savings

. Hila: It's like a typical pyramid scam. Ethan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't want to say this on camera, but I got a heads up that Dogecoin and Onioncoin are going to be huge in the future.

Hila: And what about the DaddyOFive coin? Ethan: Five-nickel daddy? It's huge. I put 20k into it. Hila: Okay. Ethan: So we don't currently have any

savings

. But the one percent... Hila: Okay. Forget the world as we know it. It's done. Ethan: Thank you for believing in me! Ethan and Carlos: BITCONNEEEEEEEECT! Oh, I'm out of all my money! Almost as quickly as you can finish yelling "Bitcoin!", all your money is gone. Carlos: And right now I'm reaching one hundred and forty thousand dollars WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA WHAT'S GOING ON And let me tell you that in reality I'm earning around 100 million 100 million hun that is around one thousand four hundred dollars a day seven days a week WHAT?! *calmer* WHAT?!?!

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Right now I'm independent. Financially independent. I'm telling so many people who said this was going to be a scammer's game that this was going to be a scam again. Hey, you're going to

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all your money. My wife still doesn't believe in me. I'm telling her "But honey, this is real" *girl's voice* "Nononononono, that's a scam" I told her: But wait, I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to give my bitcoins. In fact, I'm going to put two dollars here. They're right on the table *girl voice* "No, that's money you took from one of the accounts" I'm saying WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!?!?

Ethan: And my dumb wife said I don't believe it at all, it's a scam, well, fuck you, bitch. Get home. I put a hundred dollars on the table. She's like you took that-that- *COUGH* Different account and he says Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch Everyone says: *claps 6 times* you tell Carlos you deserve better than that. WHAT I AM GOING TO DO!?!?! Just remember, if he had put all of his money into daddy's nickel, he probably would have... he would have a lot more money now. Hila: They would do it because they still go, they realize it, they don't disappear. Ethan: Five-nickel dad makes this happen against all odds and although two coins can suddenly disappear from your hand, the government agency took all of you and find another two coins somewhere else and just because a five-nickel dad turns into a family of five coins does not make it any less valuable and Carlos could learn a lesson from them.

Fupa-coin is showing a lot of strength. And it is increasing over the years, many people said that Fupa will become smaller. I've said it in the past, but every year. Hila: A lot of people, including these people. Ethan: Yeah, no, I totally thought the Fupa coin was going to go up. It decreases, but over the days and months I have seen a 1% interest return every day on the Fupa coin. Hila: I've seen that too. Think that within a year this Fupa coin could reach 250 or 300 pounds. Hila: I'm working on crushing that Fupa coin. Ethan: You want to reduce the Fupa currency.

What are you selling Fupa coin for? Hila: Yes! Ethan: Are you shorting the Fupa Hila coin? How dare you? Carlos: Then I also said: You know what? When she starts putting ten thousand dollars on her table, then she'll say WHOAAAAAAAA! HA HA HA HA ME ME ME ME OK THAT'S REAL Ethan: I'm torn with Carlos. On one hand I feel bad for him, but on the other hand I should have listened to his damn wife. Listen to the ladies, more so to my friends. Women know that every time I screwed up in my life, Hila was right.

Every damn time. When she left for Israel and I ruined my whole life and I was like Hila, why the hell did you leave? She leaves for a day and my life falls apart. Hila: But I have 10 days off, right? That's part of our contract. Ethan: No, that's not part of our contract. You know you are responsible for yourself every day Hila: What about my sick days? Ethan: You're my fucking care, you know you don't have sick days, I have sick days and you take care of me Carlos: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?!?! So guys, I want to tell you something: faith and belief are the one thing we all need to be able to change the world and I believe it right now in this room.

We have the seed that will germinate and explode into an incredible opportunity to change this entire world. Ethan: Right, Hila: No. Basically, Bitconnect is your faith, my friends. We must have faith. It's like a religion. It is essentially a cult that you just have to believe in. Ethan: When Bitconnect goes offline Just believe... Just believe, Hila: the website will come back, Ethan: and I recommend Carlos, whatever you have left in your bank, put it in now because the price is low, it will come back up because the dad Bitconnect /Disconnect of the 5 fupa coin will be strong.

Carlos: I am very proud, I feel very honored, I am very excited to be here right now. And then let me tell you something that each and every one of you has the opportunity to become those amazing people that we know here from Vietnam. HEY HEY HEY MY FRIEND FROM VIETNAM Earning so much money you probably have a hard time counting it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, so guys, let me tell you that LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Bitconnect Yes, thank you very much Carlos. Hila: I think Carlos will always make it because he is a great performance artist. So he'll probably be fine, but everyone else...

Ethan: hmm, do you think so? I think Carlos lost his fucking ass Hila: I think Carlos has a cult following after this video Ethan: I don't think, I think, I think Carlos lost his ass Because he's overzealous: he gave every penny back to that Hila: I want to see his wife Telling him that I told you soooo much Ethan: OHHHHHHHHHHH Bitconneeeeect Carlos: So guys, let me tell you that loooooooooooooooooooooooveeeeeee *looks in amazement saying Bitconnect* *more BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEEEECTS start appearing* WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHAT! BITCONNECT WADDUP HILA KLEINERS. Ethan: Hey guys, thanks for looking to see if you have any money left over after investing in Bitconnect.

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