Trust me, I'm a DOCTOR! | Surgeon Simulator 2

I may have stabbed him in the center, it's okay, he can take it, just get the heart out of there, standing on top of him wasn't giving me the advantage I was looking for oh, this seems like a better technique, I really like this technique, oh, okay, okay, we got a lung out, we got okay, there's a gun outside, okay, okay, just you know, just grab the heart, break it, break it. his heart breaks sometimes it's like ripping off a band aid it's the best way to do it oh okay oh that was that was okay we're okay there's the heart there it is, grab it, don't miss it and grab the liver, they only have like three organs no, no, no, that's a kid, okay, okay, oh, that's great, that's a great angle you got, don't fail me, now you got it, sweetheart, no, okay, oh, get out of here.

He was right, this is worse than opera, here we go, okay, here we go, take it to the heart of the heart monitor, where that bad heart is, it's a bad heart, bad heart, bad heart, what's going on, man, What do we do, do we open it to you? I know arms and legs don't belong there a good heart bad good heart give me a good heart it hurts good heart shoot jesus but secret projects on your own time please okay that's not okay one's ready one's ready that's okay wait oh oh and he has a little arrow he doesn't have that arrow pointing oh I'm oh my poor man is so dead oh definitely I mean definitely he's so sad he's so dead oh he's a he was lost from the beginning there's no there's no Alright, what is there here?

It's in this ice box. Nothing, nothing, okay, maybe we'll use the ice cream. Take the heart, oh, that's good. Step, maybe let's put in a oh come on, I mean a real one. Okay, please give me a heart. if we take our cooler there our hearts will drop oh well oh wait there's a lever here okay oh a very obvious lever it's very obvious okay use the very obvious lever guys this is good I I like your idea, although I like your thinking. let's preserve the heart by putting it in a cooler version, Stephanie, there you go, as someone who took medical science, took a medical slide, okay, I'm a little disappointed with your performance in this game, what are you kidding me now?

I gotta say I'm the only reason Bob is still on life support I expected more from you oh for crying out loud oh just forget it forget it no I'm determined whoa wow they didn't like that one that wasn't good there okay ah, We were doing so well, where are we? in the tutorial yeah I was going to say we made it through the tutorial okay okay shoot I think there may be a time where we're tired I'm disappointed so 49 minutes I think we should probably call it no you know I think we showed our true skills as

surgeon

s in this game.

Yeah, I think I think this is a very accurate assessment of our surgical skills. We can always try again. Yes, I know that sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. As a

surgeon

, you have to be mentally tough and your heart has to be hardened against the thought of losing your patience. I also didn't buy a special gloved ham, that's the most disappointing thing. I guess we can't put on gloves because we're all in that guy's house. You know who knows what's in that liver and that intestine you drilled the hell out of that thing, it's here look, if we're going to do this, let's do it this way, okay, oh, I like that I'm discouraged, could you give some to Bob? . hug and know how I'm sorry bob see you on the other side bob I'm sorry I'm sorry that you just caress his face gently just caress I'm sorry bob caress his ribs gently I need I need this angle again here we go bob I'm so sorry, that's not the one angle, Bob one, I'm so sorry, Bob, you're literally stepping on all of his internal organs, good night, boom, high five, okay, so that's true, surgeon

simulator

, sacred cow, that's a deep tradition, Yeah. you can say we are very good at the game, we are quite professional, you know, Harvard medical school asked us to come and do a demo, but we know we have youtube to do it, so I'm sad.

I feel bad for killing Bob, should I do it after the episode? After seeing all the damage we did to Bob, I honestly think, yeah, it's probably better that he didn't make it. Yes, we did him a favor that we lost and that's the hard part. part of this job you have to be comfortable losing people yes it's true it's true it really forces you to come into contact with life and death and think about your place in the universe, did this help you identify your place? In-universe Matthew is not in the operating room. He helped me identify that he shouldn't exactly be in the operating room.

See you next time. Keep us away from hospitals. We are alive. We are definitely here dead. Thanks though. for watching thanks for watching bye see you next time