Online vs IRL

here's your latte, uh, excuse me, it's soy milk, oh, actually, it's two percent, I can remake it for you, oh no, no, it's okay, it's totally okay, I probably forgot to say soy, so run on me, enjoy, yes, at Wendy's, your garbage employee gave it to you. me, two percent milk instead of soy milk, I will contact the police and I am also ashamed to live in a world where your stupid restaurant exists. hashtag go away hashtag hope you die like I did with the mocha latte getting ready for a hot coffee Spend the night with my man you need to spice up your relationship keep it up ladies keep it up oh are you paying your retainer again?

Okay, come on, let me finish it. If you are not investing in cryptocurrencies, you are doing it wrong. I got out of this sick ride I got just by investing 200 in Ranch Coin last year. He's a fucking Porsche idiot, look at this, it's got everything, it's all electric, it's got cup holders too, the girls are all over me, hey boy, um, yeah, I paid you 20 bucks. wash my car and you're taking forever oh uh yes sir um can I interest you in a money making opportunity? No, it's okay, get up and grind, ah, oh, my ass, this is my best day ever, my riders, oh my God, we.

They are very irritating, if you are ever in the same place with us you better hello ladies, can I interest you in some drinks? We are on keto. Okay, I thought it was very funny as a man. I am a feminist. My strong mother and my strong sister. They are so strong that I like to think of them as people, not as sexual objects, happy international women's day, hashtag women ladies, what do you say? we go back to my house we put on the lego batman movie and we play tongues okay so no toms great hello friends it's a wonderful day and I'm here to let you know that today is homeless awareness day home and I am raising awareness by making this awareness post to show you all my awareness, are you aware of what you are doing, try harder, are you worse? that I, hey, excuse me ma'am, I love the backyard again, I'm stupid and it's colors, they wear backpacks, hmm, I guess this house is okay for 1.7 million, I just wish guest Casey had a second story Oh, hey, baby, can you? come out of the closet I have to use the toilet you're not doing your best on this group project you haven't done any research sorry I don't have time to research I've been super overwhelmed with other things actually pony friends is a subline of my little pony launched in 1986 and they never appeared in the series until my little pony friendship is magic, short, investigate, ah, this girl keeps harassing me in my Instagram comments, oh, she's on I'm I'm going to respond to that and tell her that Don't mess with my friends.

I will contact her employer and show them screenshots of this. Oh my gosh, like we were so sorry, that was our back, oh no, that wasn't our back, yeah, like me. I'm so sorry, I'm such an idiot and my friend here is also such an idiot. I'm not an idiot please, she just takes all our money. Who let these idiots into this bar? Honestly, you should kill. us Nicole, why are you telling him to kill us like he didn't even die? as a person from the future he sounds as scary as honestly youtube you should take my shoes eat my shit you idiot oh what does he have got fucking gears look at him. it has a cup holder oh look at all this stupidity it has it has a watch you will never be me this jacket cost three thousand dollars but they gave it to me because I'm actually in debt I haven't had time to research I've been super overwhelmed with other things, you act like we don't have lives either Oh my god if you only knew what I'm dealing with, I guess we'll never know, I know you want to date him but he's a bust.

Can I open you up on some water? We are on keto. It is a diet in which we do not have sugar or carbohydrates. That's a carbohydrate. Yes, that is a carbohydrate. Do you know what keto is? No, I was just wondering if maybe you could help. I need someone to call an ambulance. I heard my ankle this morning. That's nice, free people. No, I failed. Could you help me? No, oh my god, every time I shoot, my tits get bigger, they do, they are so. big right now oh my god i want a hot dog too yeah in 9th grade people called me smelly rick so he was my only friend and now in 10th grade i feel like i owe it to him that's right thank you , smelly rick, I'm Sorry, your clothes always smell like poop like it's not my fault.

I love Frito-lay, okay, get up and grind ah, oh, my butt, ah, ah, my butt, ah, oh, my butt should probably go over my butt, ah.