Heckler Calls Me Racist | Troy Bond Stand Up

oh thanks this is so much better than the last show i just did they were all pieces of it that's how it was man this is sometimes you don't get a good crowd sometimes you get a good crowd aren't they great this it's good. this crowd feels great but it's going to be good with me I feel like I'm one bad joke away from this feeling like a public pool is the first choice for swimming but it's a pool I'm going to be the band aid You'll swim away from this, it's going to be a fun night.

Look at this room tonight. Look how we're all in this room together getting a new covert variant. Don't you feel more united knowing that comedy unites people? That's why I think politicians should do it. I would be forced to do

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-up, if any politician stood up in the story, they could have avoided the controversy. I voted for Joe Biden, but I didn't feel very good. I felt like he was giving Grandpa the keys to the Oldsmobile. I'm telling you to drive. to California, that was the best of bad situations. I give credit where credit is due.

I'm probably the most pro-Trump comedian out there that month. Shut up, he's a white guy trying to talk to black people. I'm not. You're not, yeah, I wasn't, no, you just tuned in, you were trying to do it, why, why are you upset? It's not me, no, and shut up any black person after the jokes, don't stop having fun, go ahead, yeah, stop having fun. we got your order something wow are you serious yeah no that's what's up you're not white trying to talk about it no my parole officer is here now I don't know who you're mad at but that's not me not white person trying to make fun of me black people look, now you're crying and I was just trying to make you laugh no it's not okay, I'm sobbing now I'm going to make fun I was trying to be empathetic, it wasn't no I don't I don't care, you might like to laugh there.

It had a comedy clip. She came here for a TED talk. Everyone knows you go to the basement to see foreign political opinions, but it sounds tense. I'm a guard, damn it, there's nothing you can tell me. I didn't say six inches of the mirror. The name goes on my suicide note tonight. Have a good night. Kamala Harris foreigner. I have about four more in the bedroom. No, come on, wait, don't drop the scarf, man, that was three dollars at Dollar Tree. Yes, go pick up the gun he left under the chair for no reason right now thanks, don't intimidate me.

I'll go, concentrate, concentrate, concentrate, make my last joke. I ask you a question, where did they lift my head? go to my Jim Crow jokes, but I have blackface here in the trunk. I was ready why recording put down your damn phone and sit down. Can I ask you a question? I have no idea that being

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was what it was cupcake cupcake what what the dog that's what bothered her it took her 15 minutes to be that angry I'm not sorry I feel like we're processing it at the same time I don't know this would be my lawyer for the whole thing. show I'm sorry like I saw you at Los Santos customs and the dog from Grand Theft Auto, it's like listening, we'll do this paint job, but first I don't know why she's mad, it's not you, thank you, leave your Damn phone, you know I can.

I still see you fine, just put it down, look at me, put down your phone, look at me, put it down, you can pick it up in three minutes when I'm not paying attention, but I'm still going to get through this last joke. I'm not going to like that last joke either. I'll be honest, laughs. I just don't like that my dad is black and my mom is white and I came out as a Dominican lesbian, you know, I didn't even do any of my black and white. material and she just looked at me and said this needs to pay reparations for your Joe Biden joke in conclusion everyone tonight is going to get if you look under your seats you're going to get five free milligrams of Xanax laughs I said something

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Brian yeah Man, Brian.

He's my only Asian friend who isn't racist. He would be racist. If I didn't have Asian friends, what are you doing to stop Asian hate?