Stay Strong King: Size

wow and lucy you are going to have a great night yeah im just inviting some friends over for drinks thanks for them bye by the way its so funny you say that cause im about to invite you so what about your girlfriend? I think she'll approve. You're right. She probably wouldn't approve, mainly because she doesn't exist. your number, I think you should tell this beautiful cashier to call me when she is out. There is something else I can help you with. Yeah, why don't you give me a box of those guys? What

size

would you like?

I'm sorry, what

size

are the condoms? Do you want, oh, just give me the big ones? Do you want magnet anxiety? Know? I actually broke them as they are made. I'm just not a big fan and if none of them are going to fit. I prefer to have the regular ones anyway because I want something that's kind of comfortable on my body type as far as lubrication so we just use the regular ones yeah I'll take the regular ones if I want to pass out from loss of blood circulation I'm like johnson I mean you are very funny thank you are you really sure you know what size you want?

I'm going to need something that fits the tusk of an adult Sri Lankan elephant, wait an elephant, you say you know I don't want to get close or anything, but maybe if you told me how big it is I can really help you. You have to know about six and six inches off the ground, maybe well, I'm on top. the Empire State Building, okay, so what size are you familiar with? Like TV remotes like an Apple TV remote like Apple TV T3 remotes, if you wanted to put a rubber band on them, stack them on top of each other, it's really just one solid piece, so what's one of these guys like? , you brought a five dollar foot long, you guys don't carry triple xls and you didn't have any at the horse barn where I usually buy them, no, you know, honestly, the more I'm Thin

king

about condoms doesn't even work in general with what how big this guy is, so do you have garbage bags like the ones you throw at your kids?

I doubt he's big enough, that's what I always say, that's what I said in college, big enough for just an incredible amount of pleasure, honey, what I'm thin

king

about him, I think you're going to come back really small, yeah, maybe if I was a damn baby in my mother's womb, kind of like a rhythm, okay, you know, I'm sorry about all this, can we? just cross out literally all of this this is what I want to do um just give me the magnum xls that's my final decision sorry magnu excel yeah just magnum xls yeah these should fit hopefully halfway so I'll talk to you soon yeah I'll call you when I'm out Yes, you are doing a great job.

Keep selling these XL condoms because the numbers are at an all time low so keep making sure these guys are very unsafe. Well, there's no way it could have been any bigger. that a small, I mean, come on, it's finite, come on