Kristen Wiig's Funniest SNL Characters

Judy, that's a palm tree, okay, so did you bring us something very clear about my pills? You have taken out Amazon. I think we could all use a break. I will play a DVD that will help you find ways to relieve stress in situations like this. these methods really work to welcome everyone, it has stress, they are just tools, who is that being a comment, like you know what's going on. I can't play anymore. I just tested positive for steroids. She's ruining this whole day. She is acting like she is the queen. Thanksgiving I'm the queen of Thanksgiving.

I am now a double owner of a glass bottle, so congratulations. Oh, there's too much whipped cream to sell this Mother's Day. I'll show my mom how much I care with a little help from 1-800 flowers. Happy Mother's Day, mom, the gift is as wonderful as she is, but maybe you should keep them because your apartment is our dad because my mom is everything to me. Are there nuts in this? There are never nuts in eggs Benedict. Well, I'm sorry for twice that. -checking Kathleen you're not even allergic it wouldn't be anything and I love everything about her I can't find my debit card a sleeping representative I guess you could say she's my favorite person in the whole world last week your dad and I saw a porn, could you share it?

So call or click today and make this your Mother's Day. She will never be able to find my debit card. Mom, are you doing a business double check inside this guy? God. I wish I was a lesbian so I didn't have to carry 2000 flowers and buckle up because Father's Day is next Kathleen, it was an Asian porn movie, do you like Scarlett Johansson better, good nickname, tell us how excited you are for the next one and probably last season of Jersey Shore, you know? I've never seen the show, so I don't watch much reality TV, that's all.

The Oscar nominations have been announced. What movies did you enjoy this year? An education. It is important to be educated when we educate ourselves. We get educated if they don't get educated, but the Chinese earn no, I didn't, it was you, my two o'clock, tell us, baby, yeah, it's us, okay, you know, now it's 255, yeah, yeah, yeah, Don't worry, we have here, what? You were here - What wasn't? You come to look for me. Why don't you come find us? I didn't know how you look now. Thanks, give me a happy turkey day, happy 4th of July, I'll probably get to see a lot of them. fireworks, could you live outside?

I made an illegal left turn and got a speeding ticket so fast I broke the sound barrier if you chew. I already took this class and everyone passed. Congratulations, that would be a big snowflake, that would be very big, yeah, the wind breaks. Pick them up, you know it's chaos Kenyatta, okay, you need to work it, you need to twerk it, you need to break it and you need to touch it up, okay, just shake your body, shake your ass like you're like you're like you're. I'm useful in the other building, hey, you must forgive my rotten color, I was just a field having sex with a horse from the movie Sunset Boulevard, Miss Gloria Swanson, I'm a pirate, ah, pirates, hey, I don't really see much effort.

As far as dressing like a pirate goes, I'm a pirate, can't you tell what's up with acting? I'm an actor, that's what I do and when I say I'm a pirate, I'm a pirate, ah, where is the man? Filming DeMille plays eighteen-year-old Miss Desmond. Thanks Jonesy and teach your friends some manners. Tell him that without me he wouldn't have any job because without me there would be no supreme study.