Who Has The Best French Fries Sauce? (Taste Test)

I had

fries

up to my lip, but what

sauce

is better to say, let's talk about a mythical good morning, we have named the ultimate burger

sauce

, yes we made the ultimate chicken, so yes, today we are going to name the ultimate fry sauce . That's right, we're up to our necks in water and we won't get out until we get out of the drain. I'm going down, we have to dig deep into the abyss to come out on the right side in this tournament. I'll find the one sauce to rule them all, which fast food sauces are tasty

french

fry friends and which have tight creases.

There's only one way to discover fast food

fries

. The perfect companion for the palate is the moment of yes, that's good. Cool shirt. I like it. Thanks, the fries are thin and you know you want to put them in and lift them up. It's like making a candle and then you eat it well, but what's the

best

for making French fries? candle genie, well that's what we're going to find out, thanks for voting, over 33,000 of you voted to help us narrow down to the sauces that we're going to try today, which are Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Sauce, Wendy's creamy sriracha spread inside and out.

Wingstop Ranch Honey Mustard from McDonald's Buttermilk Ranch from Wendy's Polynesian Sauce from Chick-fil-a and Hot Sauce from Burger King, whose fry sauce will take the crown, let's dive in to see that it's not free, okay, first we have Bell's number one impactful fried taco sauce. nacho cheese sauce versus Wendy's creamy sriracha and the number eight seed, we have them as generic fries, so that's not part of the IHOP equation, but yeah, but Taco Bell fries, you know, they call them nacho chips and they just

taste

like nacho cheese sauce, which is good, I mean it's like nacho cheese, you get it like a Dodger game mm-hmm, same flavor profile, yeah, it's pretty good.

I would never have thought to vote for him if I were you, but I can't blame you for doing so. Now that I've tried it, creamy sriracha sauce hmm, who really liked it? I mean, that's good. This is actually cheese and there's a lot of sriracha. I would never have thought this was right, I would even be a contender, yes, but if I was an alien, I had just left my ship mm-hm. They offered me a plate of these, right. It would be the first. I'd say "uh-huh, really" and the second thing I'd say is what is this sauce and why is it so good?

Because I don't have any point of reference as to why it would just be nacho cheese. Because I would be in England. I would love for it to go ahead because we need to start thinking about that cheese more when we think about it. Taco Bell fries, you're on to something good, what do we call this? When we make the Chuck today, fry, fly, the sauce brigade, what do we call it, the tater. See you later, thanks, chase, I'm going to make and throw this whole thing away. you're going to do it today, in fact, I'm not going to throw it away until you get it, oh, I want the overcorrection on the other side, okay, next we have the extension in and out, coming back also for the fry competition and then Wingstop. ranch I didn't feel too good about the weight of the in and out, we got out of the burger sauce tournament, right, we'll take a Friday and I'll give you a shout out, yeah, although I wasn't voting for it, this is nice.

It's a trick, as you know, if you ordered the spread to dip your fries, you would normally order animal style fries, they would have this plus grilled onions and melted cheese, those three things are a magical combination. okay that's tasty mm-hmm very tasty i had it before now waynestock ranch let me tell you Wingstop fries you can get them very well done what extra seasoning aha and then you get this sauce in this house now they take their ranch very seriously it's saved With great secrecy on National Ranch Day, they published a notice that clarified that their inch has no cracks, but is an exclusive mixture of buttermilk, garlic, onion, dill, chives and, for those who arrive late, I will tell you that the big problem with this stuff is hmm it's by far Wow, the

best

ranch like you go anywhere within the hidden value, go to the unhidden Valley, go to the totally obvious Valley and this will be the best ranch you'll ever have man.

I'm really tuning in to this man. Your eyes were really good thinking about how wonderful this would be and I miss grilled onions and cheese with this so I just kind of like an isolated sauce that goes in and out. to get out potatoes see you later here you go let's go oh this one you're so close you're a little short Josh and Nicole are back with their podcasts where they have the biggest food debates on the internet it's called a hot dog as a sandwich you You should listen to it wherever you listen to your podcasts McDonald's Honey Mustard vs.

Wendy's Buttermilk Ranch two classic flavors to dip your golden bar in honey must argh it's like a phrase it must be art honey it makes it hard because it must be honey mustard I don't know For me, the man it just

taste

s like honey mustard, there is something aromatic that you either love or not. I don't think I like it and again now we're back to the normal range and it's like I know I don't. Don't you know I want a second floor in my house? Uh, you know it's like I'm not old yet. I want to go up and down stairs.

What are you designing? A ranch style house. Oh, it's quite a floor. Honey mustard grows on you, although it's not a classic honey mustard flavor, it's strange and says it has more art than it should in there, so it contains egg, egg, right there it just says it contains egg. I do not like this. at all and I sort of yeah, okay, yeah, I mean, this just contains a this has some unexpected qualities, but the ranch potatoes see you later, yeah, first holding on to it would help Honey Must Pard move the zombie number two. Sita's Polynesia. sauce vs Burger King hot sauce originally intended for onion rings at number seven now let me tell you a little bit about Polynesia.

Well as you know the Hawaiian Islands are technically part of Polynesia and my grandparents went to Polynesia Hawaii at one point and when they came back we were looking through the photo album yes they are the photos my grandfather took this is about of getting weird and suddenly it got to topless women, oh it gets weird, and my grandma was one of the ones showing us the album. and I was like she was one of the women no she wasn't I was like what is that she said that's your dad that's your pot I wanted to take those pictures once you show up you can't stop so every time I thought in Hawaii until I went to take pictures I just photographed boobies boobies boobies yeah welcome to the drain bobaloo b it's been going on oh wow this is the st sauce it's very horseradish she and I don't like that but this is so sugary that I'm surprised that this is the number for I look like you know wait like this when I touch it it seems like everything moves away like it has a movie on it like it's so sweet I'm starting to realize that chicken tender sauce is the best things for fries because these things here just disappeared so you don't care if I send if I send boo boo boo B's through I think I would vote for that, but I don't care either okay Polynesian sauce is happening come on. link, well, our first semi-final matchup, we have the Taco Bell nacho cheese versus that, we would stop at the tower, okay, I mean, especially when you have all this spicy stuff, you get some cheese again, it's really good, It's a respite. of fresh air I'm really good Wingstop sounds like you know a lot about them did you know they have 1,200 locations?

Well, hundreds and magnetic, all Wingstop locations are decorated with the following pre-Jets aviators from the 1930s and 1940s, huh huh? fly directly there and fly directly with my ranch you know when the wings stop when the Jets started that's not true this is easy for me I love this but for me the Wingstop ranch is a revelation it's a what's up with this? It's brand new. The thing is, it's a different kind of crappy ranch, well, I don't think you can do what you just did. I did and you should, but we can't, so you won't agree with me that the ranch is a revelation.

I do, ma'am. Oh, we have McDonald's honey mustard, seed number three versus chicken-fil-a, Polynesian sauce number two, look, I'm this just in people. Polynesian sauce is basically barbecue sauce and sweet and sour sauce, which basically I don't think sugar is corn syrup vinegar tomato paste beet juice basically barbecue sauce and sweet and sour sauce it's very thick I mean it looks like glue before it sits I like that your stomach feels synthetic sometimes you need something to feel synthetic, it feels like a gummy bear that did melt so it could ever come back together. I could take a dip or two but I can't sustain a full session.

I use to eat with some women. That's what you're saying because I would know that I know how to swim. Fast enough to keep me buoyant and Polynesian, I would easily cross the top of this if it were a lake. I guess I don't run fast like a lizard, that's not the thing about McDonald's honey mustard, according to Thrillist, it was rated McDonald's best. sauce, yeah, and at first I didn't like it and then you eat it in the morning like, wow, this is something special going on here, it's different, it's not your run-of-the-mill honey, it must be hard, that's clearly My vote, no, it's fine.

Take me back to Hawaii, yeah, take out the photo album, show me the little new baby, take off your shirt, take off your shirt, come on, come on, so we'll make a, we won't take our shirt off, we'll draw straws. longer strong winds yes I have a little boy I have the long e well honey mustard move at least do it after all that gives less sauce very consistent our final showdown yes it's McDonald's honey mustard versus who doesn't have crack Wingstop Ranch You know , you know we like this ranch better, so I'll try to bend it a little to see if I learn anything.

How do they make it so spicy? But still, mmm, not bad. I mean, it's just. Like there's nothing wrong with it, everything is perfect, it's a perfect sauce if you're so in love with it, why don't you marry it or at least drink it? Can you drink it? Only drink it if you love it so much. can drain all this in profile, anyway, oh my god, oh you gotta chase that with a fried man, damn son, there's nothing unpleasant about what just happened other than how I look right now, but actually It's not in your face, it's not overpowering, it's it's so perfect that you want to drink this one too no, I could inject it yeah, this is not that good, shoot, man, oh, shoot, this is, this is no competition, I mean, this is not the best if you have fries these fries see you later if you have fries you need to get this you need to get the Wingstop ranch you need to find the nearest wings get to everyone take the whole ranch take it home wet until your heart is satisfied honey must ardh tater see you later okay Lee Thanks Carolyn it's okay no it's okay it's good guys thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.

Oh look we got Ringo yeah congratulations spit ranch cuz I could have spun it right there oh yeah. See, that's a winner, unfortunately it's now laced with honey mustard, but I'll contact the Olympic Committee and make sure they know the ranch really won. You've created several gifs, thanks for sticking around for this whole tournament and clicking on that. Bell, you know, okay, that was a great angle on the swing. Oh, click the link above to watch us try to guess the meaning of the world's weird, international food slang and to find out which Willamette bill she's going to get next. can be enchantingly mythical get your mythical necklaces at mythical calm