Duck Dynasty: Best of Jep | Top Moments

DDT! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Dude, do they have a wrestling ring? Yes. Do you want to go to another round? You are the one who made us hunt

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s. We had to stay and work. Well, that was terrible. I want to fight. Now. Come on, I can show you around Harbinger Hay. Omen what? Show us your Harbinger hay. Hell yes. Oh! My older brothers have teased me my whole life, but it has only made me stronger. Come on, Jep, get up! - Jeep! - Oh! Yeah! Come on! Yes, Ja! But not even The Macho Man could take on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Andre the Giant at the same time.

Alright, here we go. Ready? No! MAN: Look at me! Wait, ready. Be aware! Oh! Oh my God! Check it out! I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You said there would be couples costumes. I tried. I couldn't convince them. You said we could win a prize! No, I did not do it. I said you will get a reward. This is very embarrassing. - This is embarrassing. - Are you ready? Let's show them how we practice. 5, 6, 7, 8-- - Mm-mm. - Come on! Come on, friend! We don't practice. That never happened. Do it, Jep. Get with her.

JEP: That never happened. (ALL) Hey, come on Jep! Go Jep! Go Jep! Good move, Jep. Good move. (ALL) Come on, Jep! Go Jep! Okay that's all. We have to put weapons, ammunition and food in this thing, so we'll be ready! Ready for what? For the zombie apocalypse! What, your garden? Welcome to the zombie apocalypse shed! "Pocalis"? Yes. The Apocalypse. What is a zombie apocalypse? Jep, did you tell him about the zombies? Yeah. Jep told me all about zombies the other day. Look, that's just a hippie metaphor. Yes, the zombie apocalypse is not real. Yeah, Jep, tell me you'd say the apoca... apoca-liss wasn't real.

It's not a matter of time, okay? That's when they come. Hey? Alright guys, we gotta get food and ammo for this thing ASAP! Give me a hand, Martin. I have a couch right here. Pay for what? This place will be great. Wait... MAN: Install. JEP: Hey! Hello? Let me get out of here! Hey, I think it's coming on, guys. He is infected. Infected with what? Zombie! JEP: Ha ha, very funny. Shut up, zombie! JEP: Let me out. He is saying something. JEP: Let me out, is what I'm saying. That? He said, don't open the door. It could hurt someone.

Uh oh. JEP: I gotta get out of here, man. He said, you can't let me out of here, man. Yes, he said, don't let him out. JEP: It's 300 degrees here! He's already back, guys. I can not hear. JEP: My eyelids are sweating. Hey, right now he's in the mutation stage. JEP: Seriously, guys, my crotch is getting wet. Very good, yes. All right, let him out. Let it go. JEP: Did you close the damn door? Shut up there, zombie! Why is he locked inside the container? I wanted to see if it worked. Yes-- SI: No, I'm serious!

Hey! And you don't know the combination? No, I don't know what that is...hey! JEP: --if I die in a stupid container. I'm going to get some bolt cutters. Bolt cutters? I'm going to cut that lock. Hey, that thing cost me $8! MAN: We'll be right back. MAN: Hey, we'll be right back. Do you want a cookie? JEP: Hey, where are you going? Good talk. JEP: Hey, I want some cookies! I need a bucket of water too! These cookies are good. They are good. Court! JEP: Water! That? JEP: Water! He said water. That in Spanish means brain.

You don't think he died, do you? No, the other one is an undead. This here was a quarantine test, okay? And it happened. He won't be able to do it, guys. Here you are! There you go, honey! JEP: The light! I warned you all! Are you OK? Is he? It's not fun. You were acting strange, son. What happened brother? Did you pee your pants or something? He was just sweating through my boxers and jeans. That's what I would say too. I'm dehydrated. Hey, by the way, your augur is there. Are you kidding me? It's in the back, under a tarp.

Yeah! I'm going to kill you...hey! Alright guys, let's see if we have any more cookies left. WILLIE: Let me out! Jep, did you go to the bathroom here? Well, it's official... my son is on his way to getting married. And who better than my brothers and I to serve as the welcoming committee? There is a wolf inside you. You have to let it out. That's why I have a wolf head cover. Seriously, John Luke, marriage is about surfing. Oh my goodness...surfing! Water represents life and the dangers it poses, while your friend is the board.

You have to stay on top of her and just help her. That's deep. As deep as the ocean. Jep, you don't even surf. Yes, I do. I surfed in Hawaii. Once? Yes. Jessica was much better than me at that. Well, I thought this golf trip would be good for John Luke. But I clearly completely underestimated the amount of stupid advice my brothers would give me. All right, John Luke, keep your head down. Don't lower your head. If the poor kid wasn't nervous about getting married before, he definitely is now. MAN: If there's something you don't like about her...

Shut up! - she's going to get 10 times worse. I know they mean well. But there's a fine line between useful advice... JEP: It's all in the hips. And marriage is the same: everything is in the hips. Jeep! And too much information. My honeymoon night was a bit like a biology experiment. Oh. Why did you put that in his head? MAN: Did you dissect frogs? And they crossed that line about 10 holes ago. Jess will be taking a bath. WILLIE: Jep! You played "Bump and Grind" by R. Kelly. WILLIE: Jep! Sensual oils. Jep, shut up! Now, that's how you have kids.

Oh Lord! The poor guy is so overwhelmed with confusing advice... You do the opposite of what you think, which is a good idea in marriage. WILLIE: Oh shit. Hey! Hey! There are my babies! Oh! Jep, what did you do? Take a day off? I took a personal day. Where is your wife? Well, Jess is sick, so I had to leave the house and take the kids somewhere else. Yeah, well, you want to leave it with them. The only way to beat a disease is to catch it and beat it. You don't understand it anymore. She says it strengthens your immunity.

No doubt about that. He does. Dad is crazy sometimes. Throw them out there in that dirt and mud, let them wallow a little. He used to expose us to germs when we were children. Immune system...boom, boom, boom. Do you know what came of that? I got sick... a lot. Do they know what their children should do? Go out in the mud and find any type of manure, pick it up and throw it at each other. Do you see what I'm saying? Do not do that. What is manure? It's like poop on a... on a pancake.

Yuck! Hey, why don't you take the kids to play outside? That's the

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idea I've heard all day. Do you want to go play? Yeah! Yes, I'll take you there. And we can go on a treasure hunt. Yeah! Welcome to the cool, awesome... Okay, cool, out-of-this-world treasure hunt! You know? Woo-hoo. Alright. Are you excited about this? No no! - No? - No. Yes, we are. We're excited about that. This First Lady took flight when her husband was elected the 36th president of the United States. Yes, what are you talking about? Hey, it's a riddle! Look, I almost gave you the answer!

These kids are 10 years old or younger! They won't know! - That? Look, this is easy! You have 30 seconds to respond. Or what? What happens? Hey, come down, Pearl Jam! Where do birds live? - Nest. - No. Ha! Where do birds live? Yes, you are right! Good? She is correct. Trees. Trees? Birds don't live in trees! Yes... Birdhouses! Birds live in aviaries! Caramba! Where is there a birdhouse around this place? Just there! - Right here. - Alright. Keep going. Now, that's where the clue is. You're bored, Mr. River! Yes, would you stop arguing with my son? Cowboy.

No. You are an alpine skier. No. You're a crazy person taking us on a ridiculous treasure hunt. No! Hey, I'm sitting down! Hey, a rocking chair is the correct answer. Alright, are you ready to go? The rocking chair is over there. JEP: Yes, we are losing these children. They are having the time of their lives! Fun Overload! JEP: Yes, why did you bring us to a tomb? CHILD: Dad, did someone die? X marks the place. Well, that doesn't look like an X, it looks like a tombstone. Yes, do you realize that this will scar them for life if they dig up a dead animal?

Well, look, I'm just telling you, I buried candy, okay? So if you dig up a bone, that's not the candy. Go ahead and ignore it. Yeah, how deep did you bury this? I do not remember. Look how much fun they're having. Yes, they are supposed to kill each other. She just put that in her mouth, Yeah. I have dirt everywhere... SI: It's good for you! Tooey! Yes, that is a real treasure. This was a terrible day. Terrible day? What are you talking about? That was a great treasure hunt! Are you ready for dove season tomorrow? It's opening day.

I have Rebecca's shower! I can not do this. Why would you plan that on the opening day of dove season? It's opening day. Honey, you have to tell me more than a day in advance. You have to give him more than a day's notice, friend. MISS: Thank you, Jep. She is busy being a mom. That's how it is. Which side are you on here? Girls? It doesn't seem like they have much to do. So I want to see if you want to go dove hunting with us. No, I think we'll pass. GIRL: Yes. Do you know it's the opening day of pigeon season?

I didn't know. Maria knew it. No, I did not do it. Well, now you do. I think we'll give up on pigeon hunting. Part of life is trying new things, getting out of your comfort zone. You like to eat pigeons, right? No, not really. Not well. Hey, how about I make a deal with you? Alright, what do you have? If we are going to hunt pigeons, you will have to take us to the new escape place. Well, what is this? It's something great. They like to put you in this room for an hour. And you have clues and things to try to get out.

I don't like being in small spaces with walls. It's not like a closet. It's like a normal room. You literally just told us to get out of our comfort zone and try new things. You said that. Alright, it's only an hour. I can do anything for an hour. GIRL: I'm already hot! Is it hot already? Yes. Well, we just arrived! But it's still hot! It's just because you just got out of the air conditioning. I know. It's hot. Alright. Well, let's set up this umbrella. Look here... have you ever seen this in a pigeon field? I have never seen a pigeon field.

OK. OK. How does this work? Okay, put up the net. Why doesn't this work? I'm hungry. I brought something to eat. Rolls? Rolls? What are we, prisoners? Rolls? What are the symptoms of heat stroke? You don't have heat stroke, honey. But it's hot. Well, I had an idea... since we're sitting here in the sun, why don't we go to the escape game place right now? Because we are hunting pigeons. That wasn't the deal. JEP: Pigeons don't fly, brother. And it's hot. And I could use some air conditioning. If you want to be locked in a room, we will do it.

But then we came back and hunted. Yes, let's do it. Have fun! JASE: Okay, well, we're going to win. Um, let's... Okay, good luck! JASE: Jep! So look... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... No, look, look, wait. Wait, look... here's a

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call. Can this move? No, you cannot move furniture. Well, how am I going to try the duck call? No! Normally, Jase would take charge in this situation. But when you have trouble setting up an umbrella, you lose all credibility. Hey, that's a clue. He says, "Once you get out" ... "Once you get out, let's see how you try." But he looks, the underlining is "out" and "let's go." Oh, there's...

JEP: Exit! Let me think... Here's a way out! That? Look, I have a key, brother! Now I want to separate all these outlets. But I don't know if it's a good idea. This. Oh! There is a hand! Good girl. Give me five. No, no... JEP: We have two minutes left, guys. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I don't know. What are you thinking? JEP: Alright... We're out! JEP: We're out, girls.