Honest Trailers - The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

From the silly car racing franchise that just won't run out of gas comes the third movie that was one Vin Diesel cameo away from completing it all. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Returns to the dark pre-Rock era of Fast and Furious before Universal knew people really wanted to see these things and try to get excited about a Fast movie, without any of the main characters. There's no connection to the first two and it has an unnecessarily complicated timeline, but it has the most realistic street racing. Watching people lean to one side is fun! Good?

WWWEEEEEE!!!!! You've seen the cars and the butts of Los Angeles. You've seen the cars and the butts of Miami. Now, he travels the world in search of Tokyo's cars and cigarette butts. A city in the middle of a great retrotechnological phase? Because this is after Fast 6, and they still have flip phones, iPods, and Lil Bow Wow. (in the movie) Oh, I know you probably don't have a laptop. Enter the underground world of

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ing, a

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-based racing style with an origin that sounds like total nonsense. (in the movie) The first drifters invented drifting here in the mounds.

But does it turn out to be more or less true? Wow, next thing you're going to tell me is that NASCAR was invented by rum smugglers. That? The next thing you're going to tell me is that the underwater chase in Fast 8 is based on Real Life 2. Right? Aren't you going to tell me that? Well it should be! I would be attentive to that. Meet a whole new family you won't spend much time with, including: Han, the snack man; DK, the gangster with the uncle complex; his henchwoman with a strange laugh; (laughs demonstrated) various girl-shaped objects; (in the movie) The winner catches me. and a Little Bow Wow that helps a lot.

Buckle up, as everyone moves into the backseat in front of Sean, a 24-year-old who looks like he's 34, playing a 17-year-old. (in the movie) he is a minor. Who, against all odds, is the worst actor in a franchise with Vin Diesel in it. (in the movie) My trip. (others make fun of him for his southern-sounding accent) Excitement, as this good street racer struggles to overcome the same weakness as Derek Zoolander. (in the movie) I can't turn left. (music and screeching tires) (in the movie) I'm not an ambi-turner. (music and screeching tires) And he struggles to deliver lines that don't sound like a poorly programmed southern robot. (in the movie) I did this, I can't run away.

Can't. (in the movie) So if you don't go out of your way to win, why do you go out of your way? You don't need to tell us that you're not a trained actor on your IMDB page, man. We could say it. (in the movie) No, I mean, not where you live. Where you come from? So buckle up, as director Justin Lin attempts the impossible: create a semi-passable sequel to Point Break with cars and Brokeback Mountain with cars, without any of the actors or plots that made them popular, that got audiences to everywhere was like, "Man, I really miss the subtle nuances of Paul Walker and Tyrese." Good job?

Starring Floor It Gump Ya-Cruise-A hanging with Mini Cooper *groans* and... Roll Tide! Car Wars Episode III: Revenge of Change. When did he learn to speak Japanese? He barely knows how to speak Alabamian! Hello screen addicts! Do you want to know more Fast and Furious? Then click the boxes above to see our previous HONEST TRAILERS for the Fast franchise. Yaba-Dana-DOO I love my nachos. You can't have them! Pineapple and pickle pancakes prostrating profusely before the Pope. Three. Times. Fast! I have carpet nuggets in my ham. I want a brief and I want it now. Yass queen kills, yaaass.