Maggie and the Ferocious Beast Curtain Up

Welcome everyone, Nowhere Man Playhouse is about to bring you a two-act play written by me, Hamilton Hawks, titled Cecil Bunions, the private detective will be playing Cecil Bunions, now sit back and enjoy the show, who oh what Wait, get off the stick yet? okay Natalie, open the

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, that's bad luck, it's really stuck, oh come in, oh what's going on. I know someone called, it's me. Little Bo Peep, won't you come in? No, Hamilton, I'm going out now yes, eh, foreigner and this is it. my dog ​​hello oh sir bunions we haven't been introduced oh excuse me Bo Peep miss wickerstick my assistant how are you?

I love her dress ah this old thing I've had it forever take a seat Miss Bo Peep oh here let me To help you now, how can we help you? I'm sorry, but I'm beside myself. I can't find my sheep anywhere. You must help me, Mr. Bunions, please, Miss Poppy. I'm sure if you leave them alone. They will come home, yes, yes, I know, dragging their tails behind them, well, don't count on it, trust me, those sheep are naughty. My dog ​​was supposed to round them up but he forgot and now they're gone and how many sheep did you lose six?

In total, can you describe them? Four legs, a lot of wool, how long have they been missing? It's been a few days now, dear, we will try to find your sheep. I want you to go home and get some rest. I'll try it, hello guys. I'll be in touch Bo Peep, bye for now, bye Mr. Bunions, I'll wait to hear from you, bye doggie, bye Hamilton, I mean oh brother Natalie, hello Hamilton, everyone wants to get into the ACT, end of first act, definitely, you know, I really thought. I fixed that door unfortunately it's back on the floor.

It's very exciting. I wonder if Cecil's bunions will find the sheep. The first act was very short. Get your pumpkin muffins, small, medium and large. We also have some little ones. Some little ones, please help yourself, thank you. thank you we will have three grand please you were very good thank you thank you and now we bring you act two of Cecil bunions private detective open the

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well we tried we looked everywhere for those sheep all that searching made me tired why don't you take a nap, I'm going to go Let's get some lemonade, we can look for them again later, oh, good idea, miss wickerwood, hmm, two, three, four, five, six, miss wickerwood, come quick, oh look, so how did you find them? ?

I'll reveal it when Miss Bo Peep arrives, stop, now calm down. Bo Peep was right, you are very naughty. I can't wait until she gets here and takes you home. Stop, come in, oh I hope it's Bo Peep, oh Mr. Bunions, you found them, how can I thank you? Just take them home please, so tell me Mr. Bunions, how did you find my sheep so quickly? It was actually very simple. I pretended to go take a nap and started counting them and they showed up in my office and I've had them here ever since. thanks again, oh don't think about anything, just another case solved by Cecil's private bunion detective, well I really must get my sheep home, come on sheep.

I'll mail you my bill at the end of the month, thanks Oh, another case solved by Cecil Bunyan. privatized thank you very much thank you thank you thank you bravo