Le CLASH des films

But there will be other proposals, it doesn't matter. - Yes, or I missed the opportunity of a lifetime, yes. - Do not say foolishness. Here, a good movie will distract you. So what would make you happy? - Um, a good Marvel. Come on, Damian. - But no, Damien, you like action around here. Choose us. -Damián, choose me! - Did you know? I let you choose. I'm going to look for something to eat. - But Damien, a particular genre? - Whatever you want. - But I do not know. -Who is that for? Is it for your boyfriend?

Look no further baby: cars, stunts, action, bikinis. - Yes, maybe you would like that. - No, but seriously, cars and bikinis, haven't you found anything better? - No, but you forgot to say that we also have a quite moving story with very deep characters. - There are also deviations. - No, but Damien is not a redneck. -He saw the first nine anyway. - A Marvel movie is a sure thing. There is fantasy, attractive characters, action, it is the perfect film for Damien. -And for his girlfriend. -And his girlfriend, I'm sorry! - Well, if you haven't seen the other 27 Marvel movies, you don't understand anything. - You are welcome.

Well, it's true that it's better if you've seen "Doctor Strange 1", but it's not even necessary. - Yes, and the series "WandaVision" also helps. - Ah, why do you have to watch the series to understand the movie? - And the latest "Spider-Man" too. - Yes of course. - And to understand "Spider-Man"... - Well, you have to see the other "Spider-Man" movies, it's not obvious. - While to appreciate WandaVision, the four "Avengers" are enough. - Very lucky!. - Besides, well, "Loki." - Therefore, if you have to choose a superhero movie, you can also choose a unique and original story: "The Batman". - That's it, the seventh reboot of Batman, super original, by the way. - No, that's not the point.

I'm not Batman, I'm "The Batman". -So, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck, those aren't Batman? - It wasn't "The Batman." - Nothing better than a good French romantic comedy to rekindle the couple's flame and Damián's ardor. - You will hold hands. - You will forget all your problems. - No, frankly, romantic comedies always deal with the same stories. - After a breakup, a man and a woman who are opposed by everything will learn to love each other to the surprise of their entire entourage. - Good that? Our synopsis is great. - Yes, but that is the synopsis of another movie. - Yes. - Oh, yes, shit! - At least for me, it is impossible to guess my end. - Who are you? - I can not say it.

I am hyper mysterious. My entire plot is based on an incredible plot twist. - Oh, like us. -No.-No, but Damien, he's not feeling well. He doesn't want to rack his brains with a scenario, I don't know how. He just wants action and explosions, that's all! - But we have many explosions. - We even have too many. - Hello sir, how are you? - It's not good, I had two very important job interviews, I got both positions, but it took me a long time to respond and then... - Very good, what do you need? We have cotton candy, Pringles, M&M'S, Haribo, Lays, hot dogs, plain water, sparkling water, Mr.

Freeze, Ben & Jerry's, Magnum... - Popcorn! - Popcorn, very good. Sweet or salt? - No, but everyone takes it sweetly, it's not even a question. Entertainment, pleasure are sweet. - That? But that's nonsense! The sweetness sticks to your fingers. Then you touch the seat, you have hair everywhere, you put it in your mouth, anything. - I, I... - Yes, an animated movie! - Oh no! - Oh no, not her, not her! - No no no! - I don't want to hear anything. -Hey, who are you talking about? - And you're talking about Disney, yes, yes, yes... - Oh, no, Mirabel, I'm tired of having your songs in my head! - Can't you talk without singing, please? - I don't sing at all. - Stop singing, Disney! - I do not know what you're talking about. - And that is!

So he won't sing anymore. - Thank you Murciélago, the Murciélago! - What's that? - That's right, what is that? - Excellent afternoon! - Ah, darling, protect me! - Look, with me couples snuggle at the movies. Damian will like it. - Mister. - Oh I'm sorry. - No, it's not a horror movie. - "Oel ngati kameie" to everyone. Everyone has seen "Avatar 1." Everyone loved it so here we go, they'll just pick the second one. - Especially, everyone has forgotten you. The first was 13 years ago. A sequel is not made 13 years later. - It should have been a reboot. "The Avatar" is a propal. - But, you Yankees, you put your special effects everywhere, we no longer know where to look.

While in a good French comedy we relax, we don't think about anything. - Think about nothing, that's what the scriptwriters of your movie did, right? - Does he think it's funny? - Here we have the largest film budget. So value for money, we are unbeatable, come see us with your eyes closed. However, keep them open to enjoy 3D. "Ngaru ewa." - What is the other Smurf mumbling there? That's an insult, right? - 3D is out of fashion, it is no longer made. - Totally cheesy. - Nonsense, now there is 4DX, that's too good. - Of course!

We already have our head like this throughout the session with the special effects and sound, what are we going to do? Knees in the back? Believe it moves? - It's great. - No more nonsense! No more remakes, reboots, special effects, car racing, okay? - No, it's okay, forget about me! Because clearly, it checks all the boxes the man said: remake, reboot, special effects, car racing and dinosaurs too, necessarily. Shut up! Shh! - A good French film, that's what it's about. - That's exactly it! We are a French film, choose us. - A French film, I don't think so. - You are a science fiction movie.

You can tell by the vagabond in your midst. - Hey, we are a science fiction movie, but not only. - We are also a comedy. - Here we are a French comedy with science fiction. - Aren't you basically a web series? - A web series? Nonsense. - Yes, yes, yes, we are... - Are we? - Yes, I, I'm not going to criticize, it was originally a comic, so... - And a somewhat intelligent movie. - So, I didn't especially want to stoop to this childish verbal jousting, but if you're looking for a multi-award winning movie, check it out.

Choose me. - If it has prizes, could it be really good? - No, no, no, that's a trap. I can feel it. It's either a crazy movie or a boring movie. - No, it is singular and contemplative. - Okay, boring and cheesy. - Meanwhile, if you say you've seen me at a party, you'll see that everyone will be very impressed. - The idiot would almost make us want to go there. - No, but we understand each other, between intellectual

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... - Sorry! - Oh damn! Where does he come from? They want to invade us, right? - He, there!

What is he hiding with his hand? - Nothing, absolutely nothing. This is my position as an art film. I'm like this, it's normal, look. - Of course. - Ah, damn! - Four hours! - No, that's nonsense. - No, but it happens very quickly. - It's normal, we always fall asleep facing us. - Well, a good nap is good! Choose me. - Come on, choose us. - Embark on an adventure with us. - Everyone loves Batman... Uh, "The Batman", sorry. - Click on us! - Damien, you're going to be sweet. Even Chloe has a sweet tooth, that's for sure. - Damien, don't pay attention to him.

People taste salty. - Damien, have some candy. - What movie are you going to watch? - Good? - No, I was asking you what movie you were going to see. - I don't know, my girlfriend is choosing. -Ah. These are the best. - What do you mean? - Well, when you go to the cinema, without knowing what movie you are going to see, it is because the most important thing in the end is not the movie. Anyway, about the popcorn... - I don't know! - Damien will love my twist. - Us, because love always triumphs. - Choose us! - Come on! - Choose the Avatar suite. - A good French comedy, come on! - The entire original cast is returning.

Come on, it's a great movie, pick me. - Choose us. - Go Go! - Come on! - So, sweet or salty popcorn? - I ordered a mix of both. Exists? - Yes, well, it's possible and it's probably a bad idea. - Well, don't you ask me what movie we are going to see? - I trust you, frankly. Ah, too good! - Oh really? - Yes Yes. I've heard wonderful things about it and I really wanted to see it, it's so perfect. - Cool. Sorry to be a pain in the ass right now. I know you had nothing to do with it.

Well, thanks for encouraging me, it's... - It's normal. - I never thought I would be the mother, the murderer, it's incredible. -Ah. No, but maybe they don't watch the same movie as us. - "L'Oeil noir" is the mother, what a twist! - Incredible. - Okay, yes. - Did you know? The movie is not important. We will go see any movie. - Well. - Let's go random. - Well, as long as it's the two of us. - Hello Hello hello HELLO HELLO! - Ah, it's starting. - No, it's the ads. - Do you want to get away from it all?

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